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"Straps?" Bands, Ribbon, lengths of leather…. Not patches of cloth. Again, not being Ralph Lauren, my description of haberdashery and design is obviously lacking. | |||
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"Be some weird looking tan lines going on " You clearly play chess and are two moves ahead! | |||
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"Straps are extremely inconvenient, difficult to get on and off, hard to launder and a nightmare to wear in anything other than intimate moments. That is why we're still wearing bikinis and swimming costumes " Enlightenment! Merci bouquet. I love practical explanations. We need to solve this problem. | |||
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"OP, when I'm caught up in the throes of passion and the undressing of my partner, the last thing I want is the anticlimactic gauntlet of removing buckles, straps, zippers, fastenings, velcro, ties, metal hoops and other counter-erectile paraphernalia. I'm old fashioned and I follow the Elsa Schiaparelli™ form of sensual simplicity where items of lingerie just fall off her like melting camembert." You are clearly a romantic poet… but a lazy undressor (I am sure that is not a word) But you are also a blocker to progress. May I suggest you pack a diver’s knife and scissors in with any condoms to ensure rapid undress are the appropriate time. (Bigger the cost of the garment in question) | |||
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"OP, when I'm caught up in the throes of passion and the undressing of my partner, the last thing I want is the anticlimactic gauntlet of removing buckles, straps, zippers, fastenings, velcro, ties, metal hoops and other counter-erectile paraphernalia. I'm old fashioned and I follow the Elsa Schiaparelli™ form of sensual simplicity where items of lingerie just fall off her like melting camembert. You are clearly a romantic poet… but a lazy undressor (I am sure that is not a word) But you are also a blocker to progress. May I suggest you pack a diver’s knife and scissors in with any condoms to ensure rapid undress are the appropriate time. (Bigger the cost of the garment in question)" Spelling and grammar corrections *at not are, and *bugger not bigger. | |||
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"Straps are extremely inconvenient, difficult to get on and off, hard to launder and a nightmare to wear in anything other than intimate moments. That is why we're still wearing bikinis and swimming costumes Enlightenment! Merci bouquet. I love practical explanations. We need to solve this problem." We do. Perhaps approach Dragon's Den with a quick release system | |||
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