FabSwingers.com forum: Flirting with delivery?

By *oodFun4 OP Man
26 weeks ago

London

Have or do any of you actually flirt or even done something with any delivery men?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Have or do any of you actually flirt or even done something with any delivery men?"

Do you ever see the delivery person? Usually the parcel is left on the doorstep for all and sundry to nick, along with a text message from the delivery company saying "we have left your package in your safe place".

If you tried to flirt with the delivery person I can predict it would be less than 5 seconds as you talk to their back when they are tearing off to get to their van to deliver the next 57 packages

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By *icecouple561Couple
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26 weeks ago

East Sussex

Nope. I just chat to the men and women who deliver our groceries and the Evri people. Amazon rarely wait long enough to be seen let alone anything else

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By *oodFun4 OP Man
26 weeks ago

London

To the previous replies ^ I understand the Amazon drivers with some experience

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Mayfair

OP, tell me in earnest — how is it even possible to flirt with a delivery person? They rock up to your front door and are away again within 10 seconds, irrespective of whether they've actually delivered anything or not.

Flirting with a delivery person is like trying to catch the attention of a meteorite.

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By *ookie46Woman
26 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I don’t flirt with them but often engage them in chat

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Ten years ago, I ended up having a two-year relationship with my postman. It happens 🤷

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By *iscean_dreamMan
26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"Nope. I just chat to the men and women who deliver our groceries and the Evri people. Amazon rarely wait long enough to be seen let alone anything else"

Amazon just dump it on doorstep, knock and leave. Suprised nothing has been pinched yet.

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By *obilebottomMan
26 weeks ago

All over

They are all off and away before you have the chance to even get up and go to the door. Ignoring any delivery instructions, dropping the parcels outside the door even if you are away on two weeks away and don't care about the risks associated with that. Oh and if they do bother to let you know are there, they bang your door like there is no tomorrow instead of ringing your bell like any normal person will do. I am sure that there must be the odd one though that does not conform to this kind of behaviour

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By *iscean_dreamMan
26 weeks ago

Llanelli

It does happen, I worked for asda doing home shopping deliveries for 7 years.

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By *avexxMan
26 weeks ago

cheshire

we do have nice looking post woman it summer morning just had shorts on she handed me the post and was looking at me in a trance.. but no i didnt flirt with her im a gent

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"It does happen, I worked for asda doing home shopping deliveries for 7 years. "

If you turned up with my groceries I'd certainly have the flirtometer turned up to 11

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

Oldham

"Ten years ago, I ended up having a two-year relationship with my postman. It happens 🤷"

Did he ring twice 😀

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By *exyScientistsCouple
26 weeks ago

Castlebar

I realised I was flirting with the butcher just a teensy bit. 😳

I honestly can't really help myself. Actually I find it more difficult to flirt with someone I fancy than a total stranger I don't.

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26 weeks ago

"Ten years ago, I ended up having a two-year relationship with my postman. It happens 🤷

Did he ring twice 😀"

Definitely more than twice 🤣 I also used to get special deliveries 😉

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By *bonybucksMan
26 weeks ago

High Wycombe

Just flirt with anyone. It’s fun.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
26 weeks ago

On Holibobs

Noooo I'm not that lucky to get a fittie delivery man

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

Oldham

"Ten years ago, I ended up having a two-year relationship with my postman. It happens 🤷

Did he ring twice 😀

Definitely more than twice 🤣 I also used to get special deliveries 😉"

Aye I bet he was good with flaps 🤭

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By *iscean_dreamMan
26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"It does happen, I worked for asda doing home shopping deliveries for 7 years.

If you turned up with my groceries I'd certainly have the flirtometer turned up to 11

I had a few regulars that asked for me to deliver on the delivery notes 😂

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"It does happen, I worked for asda doing home shopping deliveries for 7 years.

If you turned up with my groceries I'd certainly have the flirtometer turned up to 11

I had a few regulars that asked for me to deliver on the delivery notes 😂"

🤣 I don't blame them.

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By *elix SightedMan
26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I realised I was flirting with the butcher just a teensy bit. 😳

I honestly can't really help myself. Actually I find it more difficult to flirt with someone I fancy than a total stranger I don't."

Did he give you some sausage?

How was his offal?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No, as I'm not sure how they'd react to Trans and it's hard to make it seem casual when you look like me

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By *illxxMan
26 weeks ago

motherwell

Few year back I was an Amazon delivery driver I lost count the times that women came to the door wearing very revealing clothing. One actually answered the door wearing only a pair of very skimpy knickers.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
26 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

I flirt with my Tesco delivery Man and would love to get him under me! But I have never actually had the guts to make that suggestion.

I would be mortified if the feelings weren't reciprocated and I imagine I would never see him again.

Plus, I have no doubt the other delivery drivers would know about it. x

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I flirt with my Tesco delivery Man and would love to get him under me! But I have never actually had the guts to make that suggestion.

I would be mortified if the feelings weren't reciprocated and I imagine I would never see him again.

Plus, I have no doubt the other delivery drivers would know about it. x"

You would definitely get your delivery on time

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Many years ago before my current job, I spent 15 years as a postman. Can hand on heart many people definitely flirt with the delivery man. Had a few encounters with various secretaries too. Was also great fun delivering naughty parcels. As a postie, you got used to certain packaging types and which company they were from. So always would make little comments when giving to them - enjoy your parcel, or I have a nice something for you. Lots of fun had been

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By *essTTWoman
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Ten years ago, I ended up having a two-year relationship with my postman. It happens 🤷"

Post man is a little different I think as you usually have the same one everyday

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By *exyScientistsCouple
26 weeks ago

Castlebar

"I realised I was flirting with the butcher just a teensy bit. 😳

I honestly can't really help myself. Actually I find it more difficult to flirt with someone I fancy than a total stranger I don't.

Did he give you some sausage?

How was his offal?"

I was very subtle....no sausage was offered 🤣

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By *eordieJeansCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Mine does keepy ups with my parcels and then volleys them over the back fence. I’m more likely to fight him than flirt with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Ten years ago, I ended up having a two-year relationship with my postman. It happens 🤷

Post man is a little different I think as you usually have the same one everyday "

Not where I live!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
26 weeks ago

Llanelli

"I flirt with my Tesco delivery Man and would love to get him under me! But I have never actually had the guts to make that suggestion.

I would be mortified if the feelings weren't reciprocated and I imagine I would never see him again.

Plus, I have no doubt the other delivery drivers would know about it. x"

They do talk, he's probably realised you flirt with him and he may be shy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

I have flirted and had a few come in, including to help with the package. Always happy for the right delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

If ever im dressed up like a cougar ready to pounce then it's not any one hot. If I'm looking like I've just woke up after a 5 day bender then the delivery guy looks just like what I describe on my profile. I don't get deliveries that often so it's in the hands of fate how flirt ready I'll be.

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By *atandjayCouple
25 weeks ago

Brighton

If we are feeling naughty occasionally order a takeaway and I answer the door with nata naked in the background but it hasn’t inspired any driver to do anything yet

Maybe next time she can be fucking someone that might spark him into action

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By *oodFun4 OP Man
25 weeks ago

London

"If we are feeling naughty occasionally order a takeaway and I answer the door with nata naked in the background but it hasn’t inspired any driver to do anything yet

Maybe next time she can be fucking someone that might spark him into action "

Well I hope one day something like that would happen to me and I take the opportunity to at least make a comment (don’t we all) but I would feel weird or uncomfortable basically inviting myself in or making a comment what would that comment even be? What if they’re not swingers or anything like that lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I’ll occasionally shout GYATT through the ring doorbell as he’s walking off.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

All my deliveries are via a NINJA who might or might not press the bell.

If they are not NINJAS then they are fast moving shape shifters or invisible.

I love the service ...... but if the sex is as quick as the delivery NO THANKS

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By *oodFun4 OP Man
25 weeks ago

London

"All my deliveries are via a NINJA who might or might not press the bell.

If they are not NINJAS then they are fast moving shape shifters or invisible.

I love the service ...... but if the sex is as quick as the delivery NO THANKS"

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
25 weeks ago

Wherever

No, they are working.

But it reminded me of my postman delivering me love letters and trying to get me out for a date not so long ago.

I don’t see him delivering mail anymore, I’m guessing he was notorious for doing that to others as well

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By *oodFun4 OP Man
25 weeks ago

London

"No, they are working.

But it reminded me of my postman delivering me love letters and trying to get me out for a date not so long ago.

I don’t see him delivering mail anymore, I’m guessing he was notorious for doing that to others as well

He was working overtime two jobs in one.

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