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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m shamelessly C+P’ing this preamble from Posh, mainly because I’m lazy and also in deference to her. So here’s her words, feel free to do what she says…

Because quite frankly some of us are too shy to actually tell the people we like... and my mates are proper perverts... I figured one of these might be fun.

Just don't forget... send messages, it's anonymous after all! Although owning up can lead to damn good things

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

6) don't forget the OP is needy too

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *agatoXXXMan
23 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I keep telling you, no they don't!

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By *weetkitten65Woman
23 weeks ago

Halifax

Oooooh love these so in for some fun

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

In and happy to be postie 😁

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By *eroLondonMan
23 weeks ago

Mayfair

Nothing ventured, nothing gained — count me ín. 🌈

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

Sticking my head in

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By *heGateKeeperMan
23 weeks ago

Stratford

In and happy to be a postie if your feeling shy

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

In please! 😬

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

An early one for the scrumptious Julie;

Please tell Julie that I’d love to show her my special moves and give her my best combinations

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By *ed OpiumWoman
23 weeks ago

Never Never Land

umm In please

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In and happy to pass on messages as long as filters allow

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West


"An early one for the scrumptious Julie;

Please tell Julie that I’d love to show her my special moves and give her my best combinations "

That sounds like a flawless victory! Feel free to reveal yourself via DM 😁

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend sent me this;

Are tell felix I think he's lovely and I'd like to snog him

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
23 weeks ago

Tamworth

In. Could do with cheering up. Happy to be postie too.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

Sweetkitten - you have mail from my sexy mate...

Could you please tell Sweetkitten that I still fancy her and really hope she is going to the MLS in October.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

I’ll be in. Having a lazy day today.

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By *parkle1974Woman
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Not done 1 of these for ages...

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

In in please

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"A very sexy friend sent me this;

Are tell felix I think he's lovely and I'd like to snog him "

Ooo thank you mystery admirer!! I like snogs

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I'm in and happy to be postie.

B

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

In and I’ll play postie

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
23 weeks ago

The Continental

I’ll slip in n out.

I fancy me, which means the thread has given me a result already.

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By *eranhim89Couple
23 weeks ago

whitby

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Wonko’s.

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In

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A delicious chap has just dropped this into my box…

Could you please tell Crimson Rose that I really like her and really really want to pop my outie into her innie.

We’re talking belly buttons, right?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

In, in, cos I should be hanging up washing but fuck that

Mrs TMN x

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By *d mirerMan
23 weeks ago

lost

In for a bit of bashful

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford

*Sneaks in at the back*

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By *eliWoman
23 weeks ago

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I'm in but I should warn people... I'm not a reliable narrator as postie. Still will though.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

Misty, this one's for you. I think a little thievery would be recommended 😉

Can you let Misty know that I want her to ride me like she stole me.

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

A message for the very desirable Crimson Rose from an equally desirable fabber:

Please tell Crimson Rose that I'm sorry she's feeling a bit down. I'm happy to murmur in her ear again if that would cheer her up? 😈

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By *X2019Man
23 weeks ago

Newcastle

I'm in. It's been a while haha

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Misty is already very popular!!

“That profile picture does things to me”

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
23 weeks ago

Wherever

In please, if I may.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Incoming mail…

Please tell Wonko I've really enjoyed his recent joke threads!

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Message from a very sexy friend:

“Could you pass onto ad mire

if i took his hands and moved them a little”

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Can’t be postie any longer as I’m off swimming

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
23 weeks ago

Tamworth


"A message for the very desirable Crimson Rose from an equally desirable fabber:

Please tell Crimson Rose that I'm sorry she's feeling a bit down. I'm happy to murmur in her ear again if that would cheer her up? 😈"

I’m significantly undesirable today but yes please. Maybe best from a distance right now.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"Misty, this one's for you. I think a little thievery would be recommended 😉

Can you let Misty know that I want her to ride me like she stole me. "

I trust your taste. I’ll put my riding gear on (horse or motorbike)?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
23 weeks ago

Tamworth


"A delicious chap has just dropped this into my box…

Could you please tell Crimson Rose that I really like her and really really want to pop my outie into her innie.

We’re talking belly buttons, right? "

Lucky for you I do have an innie.

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By *d mirerMan
23 weeks ago

lost


"Message from a very sexy friend:

“Could you pass onto ad mire

if i took his hands and moved them a little”"

You might be disappointed 😂😉

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By *ervent_fervourMan
23 weeks ago

Halifax

I'm fluttering my innocent eyelashes (if such a thing is possible).

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A gorgeous creature just sent me this missive..

Hello Tea, please could you tell SurreyMassageGentleman that I fancy a lie down on his massage table and not just because I need a nap.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Please tell Simply Dee that her pic from 5th February is having quite the effect on me!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
23 weeks ago

Stratford

Hope this hasn’t been posted, I was erm ‘pre-occupied’

Message for Tina Titz - can I use your bosom for a pillow, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I’ll jump in on this

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By *dam1971Man
23 weeks ago

Bedford

I’m in, in a lazy weekend kinda way

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Misty, this one's for you. I think a little thievery would be recommended 😉

Can you let Misty know that I want her to ride me like she stole me.

I trust your taste. I’ll put my riding gear on (horse or motorbike)?"

I have a reply for you! 🫠

Horse riding, definitely. Leave the crop though, there would be plenty of giddyup in my legs and I’d happily be ridden hard and put away wet.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

Hey twinnie! This one's for you from my sexy mate...

Could you tell Mrs TMN that I’d love a rummage through her boxes and a flick through her stickers 😉

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
23 weeks ago

Ends

Not in

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"Misty, this one's for you. I think a little thievery would be recommended 😉

Can you let Misty know that I want her to ride me like she stole me.

I trust your taste. I’ll put my riding gear on (horse or motorbike)?

I have a reply for you! 🫠

Horse riding, definitely. Leave the crop though, there would be plenty of giddyup in my legs and I’d happily be ridden hard and put away wet. "

Dammit. I love a crop.

I’ll go shimmy into my jodhpurs now.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I'll play for a little while. Also happy to deliver messages 😊

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By *ickshawedCouple
23 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Oooh, I fancy a flirt

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford


"A gorgeous creature just sent me this missive..

Hello Tea, please could you tell SurreyMassageGentleman that I fancy a lie down on his massage table and not just because I need a nap.

"

Please do feel free to sneak into my DM’s!

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford

Message for Ad mirer:

“Hello can you please tell _d mirer those thighs would look even better with me astride them?”

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
23 weeks ago

Wherever

A friend asked me to pass this message to Tea Monkey:

My intentions where you are concerned are always nefarious

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

Just to say B will be an unreliable postie for a while, as he attempts to distract me!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

In for a bit

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By *d mirerMan
23 weeks ago

lost


"Message for Ad mirer:

“Hello can you please tell _d mirer those thighs would look even better with me astride them?”"

Ooooh ! I’d like to find out who would improve my look

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
23 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Just to say B will be an unreliable postie for a while, as he attempts to distract me! "

Jeez, get a room already

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
23 weeks ago

Wherever


"Please tell Simply Dee that her pic from 5th February is having quite the effect on me!"

That’s how I look in post coital glow, just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Just to say B will be an unreliable postie for a while, as he attempts to distract me! "

Maybe this thread should be renamed - "Winner is the first person to correctly guess how Beef is trying to distract Julie!" 😉🤣

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford

Very nice it is too!

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

If I can find a friend and someone I fancy I'll be in.

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford

*Offers friendship (amongst other things)*

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

Ooooh Beef - he’s an offer for you.

Please tell Beef from JulieAndBeef that I want to be on my knees with him groaning as he throatfucks me.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"Ooooh Beef - he’s an offer for you.

Please tell Beef from JulieAndBeef that I want to be on my knees with him groaning as he throatfucks me."

**here’s not he’s. It’s definitely not from a he. 🙈

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By *oldyoudown41Man
23 weeks ago

caledonian

Definitely game and looking for a mate

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By *dam1971Man
23 weeks ago

Bedford

A message here for Melrose - Please tell Mellrose that she has THE most incredible eyes!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy and horny lady sent me this.

could you please tell surreymassagegent if love for him to give me one..( and a massage ) and raven I think she's stunning )

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
23 weeks ago

Manchester

In

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Hope this hasn’t been posted, I was erm ‘pre-occupied’

Message for Tina Titz - can I use your bosom for a pillow, please?"

Of course

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford


"A very sexy and horny lady sent me this.

could you please tell surreymassagegent if love for him to give me one..( and a massage ) and raven I think she's stunning )"

These things can be arranged you know Get thee in my inbox!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Game.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Boo's in please 😊

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

I love this one! Gatekeeper you lucky man!

Message for: The Gatekeeper

If hatricks belong with Football

And quadruples come from you

Where do you think you should be?

Give in and come to me 😈

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Message for Crimson Rose.

My fit mate told me, "I’ll always fancy her something crazy even though I know she’ll never fancy me . She’s adorable."

B

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Just to say B will be an unreliable postie for a while, as he attempts to distract me!

Maybe this thread should be renamed - "Winner is the first person to correctly guess how Beef is trying to distract Julie!" 😉🤣"

Don't know that anyone could guess. But it worked! 🫠

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Despite myself right now.

I’m in.

Could with some love today. ❤️🍺🍻

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By *8warrenMan
23 weeks ago

.

I’m in, this could be interesting, be nice lol

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

Ask and you shall receive ⛈️🐓

Would you please tell Chad I think he's gorgeous and lovely xx

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very desirable and eligible guy sent me this…

Could you tell Boo , I’ve fancied her for ever and Boos world is like Disneyland for this Boo bonkers Boy .

Ps …. She doesn’t have to pretend to be nice

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Ooooh Beef - he’s an offer for you.

Please tell Beef from JulieAndBeef that I want to be on my knees with him groaning as he throatfucks me."

I'll see if I have some time in my diary to fit you in.

How does right now sound?

B

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
23 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

In and happy to be postie 📨

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
23 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Message for Crimson Rose.

My fit mate told me, "I’ll always fancy her something crazy even though I know she’ll never fancy me . She’s adorable."

B"

Never assume I won’t!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Ooooh Beef - he’s an offer for you.

Please tell Beef from JulieAndBeef that I want to be on my knees with him groaning as he throatfucks me.

**here’s not he’s. It’s definitely not from a he. 🙈"

Sheesh Misty, you had one job! 😂😂😂

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

My very desirable friend has sent this to me…

Please tell Trixie_Blonde that she has some quite outstanding assets and I would LOVE to get my hands on them! Also, I think we’re not too far away from each other…just saying! 😉

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"A very desirable and eligible guy sent me this…

Could you tell Boo , I’ve fancied her for ever and Boos world is like Disneyland for this Boo bonkers Boy .

Ps …. She doesn’t have to pretend to be nice"

Grab some snacks and come chat, I'm really not that scary! 🤣🤣😊

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
23 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"My very desirable friend has sent this to me…

Please tell Trixie_Blonde that she has some quite outstanding assets and I would LOVE to get my hands on them! Also, I think we’re not too far away from each other…just saying! 😉"

You’re in luck, I love being handled! Sounds lot this could be the beginning of a plan ..

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

Raven you lucky cow!!!

Oh and could you tell Raven that I’ve fancied her for several names now , I’d be a friend though cos she wouldn’t fancy me and my decidedly average sexual abilities

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

All the hotties clearly just want me for my postie abilities 🤣

Message for HoldYourDown41

Could you please tell him that I've been admiring his pictures, yes ALL of them from far away. I'm still trying to find words to describe how hot I think he is.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"Ooooh Beef - he’s an offer for you.

Please tell Beef from JulieAndBeef that I want to be on my knees with him groaning as he throatfucks me.

**here’s not he’s. It’s definitely not from a he. 🙈

Sheesh Misty, you had one job! 😂😂😂"

I’m a liability 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♀️

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By *LiamMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

I'll play

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm back from the post office, and I haven't started installing the new kitchen tap yet.

So count me in for a while...

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By *usty kayCouple
23 weeks ago

Burnham

I'm in

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By *oldyoudown41Man
23 weeks ago

caledonian


"All the hotties clearly just want me for my postie abilities 🤣

Message for HoldYourDown41

Could you please tell him that I've been admiring his pictures, yes ALL of them from far away. I'm still trying to find words to describe how hot I think he is."

I actually blushed at that message… thank you and thank you for posting Misty

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By *eavenscentitCouple
23 weeks ago

barnstaple

Sounds complicated

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By *agic.MMan
23 weeks ago

Orpington

I shall partake

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By *heGateKeeperMan
23 weeks ago

Stratford


"Hope this hasn’t been posted, I was erm ‘pre-occupied’

Message for Tina Titz - can I use your bosom for a pillow, please?

Of course "

Can I pretend I drafted the message?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
23 weeks ago

Stratford


"I love this one! Gatekeeper you lucky man!

Message for: The Gatekeeper

If hatricks belong with Football

And quadruples come from you

Where do you think you should be?

Give in and come to me 😈

"

I think I have a fan

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

could you please tell Liam1 I think he's hot and I'd like he lp him out of his wet clothes

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By *hancockMan
23 weeks ago

cornwall and devon

Seems like fun I’m in

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
23 weeks ago

IPSWICH

I'm in.. 😘😘

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

Message for 1Liam from my gorgeous mate...

Can I join you in that shower?

I promise not to hang my shower scrunchie on your cock 🤭

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By *asterMeliodasMan
23 weeks ago

Newmill

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Ask and you shall receive ⛈️🐓

Would you please tell Chad I think he's gorgeous and lovely xx"

Well that’s quick, and surprising. If only I knew who appreciates the chad this hour?

Thank you beautiful Juliet. 👌🫠

❤️

🌩️🐓

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Come on boys, I've got my sexiest profile pic up - who could resist?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

Chad Thundercock, my very sexy mate sent me this message for you. Oooft!

Thunder doesn't usually last long, but how about I show you some of my skills to keep you striking all night long?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

Boo! You've got mail!

Could you tell Boo that I'd love to feel the silkiness of her stockings while I explore her big bronze medals. 😈😈

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

No mail for me... sad times 🥺😫🤣🤣🤣

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West


"All the hotties clearly just want me for my postie abilities 🤣

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Same, Misty. Same. 😂

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

MagicM53X, mate seriously! This absolutely stunner wanted me to tell you

you make me glad to be a woman, thank you for your service! Your video from 14th August gets me tingling in a rude way

B

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton

For Sparkle1974 from a handsome guy.I'd love to take you for a spin on my bike, and hopefully go supersonic.

You look lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago


"Boo! You've got mail!

Could you tell Boo that I'd love to feel the silkiness of her stockings while I explore her big bronze medals. 😈😈"

Bring Malteasers and you have a deal 🤪

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford

Message for JulieScrumptious:

A rather dashing gentleman says that he thinks you may have the finest nipples on Fab, and that he would happily suckle them all day long!

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Oo are we still going? Back online again and happy to be postie

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By *d mirerMan
23 weeks ago

lost

A fine figure of a mate just messaged to say

Message for MrsMistyPeaks

Specsavers just called and apparently my vision is perfect, will you accept that oooft now?

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Happy to be postie, I’ve got time on my hands this afternoon

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Message for JulieScrumptious:

A rather dashing gentleman says that he thinks you may have the finest nipples on Fab, and that he would happily suckle them all day long! "

Ummm, thank you mystery gentleman. We need a different word than suckle though. 😬

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Misty! Another one for you lovely.

My hot mate wants you to know that he thinks you're a thoroughly lovely person and have a body that’s sexy as fuck.

Can't argue with that.

B

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A message for me from a lovely chap

Well this is awkward as I fancy you

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford


"Message for JulieScrumptious:

A rather dashing gentleman says that he thinks you may have the finest nipples on Fab, and that he would happily suckle them all day long!

Ummm, thank you mystery gentleman. We need a different word than suckle though. 😬 "

🤣🤣🤣

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A message from a gorgeous lady and her words are very true

Hello! Please could you tell LittleMissMistressK that’s she’s a beautiful soul inside and out and brings stacks of positivity to the forum

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Cookie, one for you from a rather handsome mate of mine. He thinks you're amazing and gorgeous….and wishes that he could get his hands on you right now x

B

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A message for Raven from a cheeky chappie

Hello darling! Could you please tell Raven I’d quite like to nibble her nipples and munch her minge. But she needs to wash first.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
23 weeks ago

Southampton


"A message from a gorgeous lady and her words are very true

Hello! Please could you tell LittleMissMistressK that’s she’s a beautiful soul inside and out and brings stacks of positivity to the forum "

Ah thank you xx

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

From the same cheeky chappie who sent Raven the message

You can send that message to yourself too 😉😘

Such a charmer 😜

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Cookie, one for you from a rather handsome mate of mine. He thinks you're amazing and gorgeous….and wishes that he could get his hands on you right now x

B"

Beef I need to know who your friends are

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford

Message for Cookie:

“Damn!…Your lips are so enticing!”.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

A message for Felix has arrived in my box...

Even though you wear Corduroy trousers, I still reckon you could teach me a lesson or two!

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Message for Cookie:

“Damn!…Your lips are so enticing!”."

Pucker up Buttercup

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By *umagain58Man
23 weeks ago

London

Seems complicated?

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By *weetkitten65Woman
23 weeks ago

Halifax


"Sweetkitten - you have mail from my sexy mate...

Could you please tell Sweetkitten that I still fancy her and really hope she is going to the MLS in October."

Unfortunately I won't be doing.

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"A message for Felix has arrived in my box...

Even though you wear Corduroy trousers, I still reckon you could teach me a lesson or two!"

Hahaha! I know exactly who this is and I very much doubt I’d be the teacher

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

Now I’m getting g serious FOMO

MagicM53X, would love you to strip for me!

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
23 weeks ago

North West

In

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By *8warrenMan
23 weeks ago

.

I’m back and ready for this

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
23 weeks ago

Ashford

Another message for the lovely JulieScrumptious:

This dashing gent would like to say that you have a body built for sin, and he wishes to sin with you!

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By *ussle SproutMan
23 weeks ago

the middle

In for the last bit

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

For a very sexy couple

To _ifewantsmore777, I’ve always viewed there profile and next time I’m up north I’d like to help out in the shower if possible, you guys are hot as, I’d love the chance to get to know you more.

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Another message for wifewantsmore

Could you tell wifewantsmore I'd really like to bang her. Sometimes I just get straight to the point. 😘😘

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

Could you tell wifewantsmore I'd really like to bang her. Sometimes I just get straight to the point. 😘😘

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

In

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"Could you tell wifewantsmore I'd really like to bang her. Sometimes I just get straight to the point. 😘😘"

Sometimes very to the point… with an echo 🙄

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By *avexxMan
23 weeks ago

cheshire

why not in

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Could you tell wifewantsmore I'd really like to bang her. Sometimes I just get straight to the point. 😘😘

Sometimes very to the point… with an echo 🙄"

Obviously this person was desperate to have that message sent!

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Well, Mrs wifewantsmore, you are very popular already!! A message for you from a very smooth operator:

Please tell Wifewantsmore that I’d love more of her, not just her pictures but in real life and in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

In for a penny in for a pound I'm in just got to this k of what to say now eek

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By *rystalsswingCouple
23 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

In for a while 🙂🍒

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By *ivpoolmanMan
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

I’m in ..

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

_avexx I have admired from afar. x

…..(not part of the message but how do you both feel about sharing )

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Stockport

I'd like to be in. And it would make me very happy if there was someone with a message for me ❤️‍🩹

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"Misty! Another one for you lovely.

My hot mate wants you to know that he thinks you're a thoroughly lovely person and have a body that’s sexy as fuck.

Can't argue with that.

B"

😍😍😍

Thank you sweetheart x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"A fine figure of a mate just messaged to say

Message for MrsMistyPeaks

Specsavers just called and apparently my vision is perfect, will you accept that oooft now?"

I think ofqual need to be involved….

But I’ll accept for now 🤣

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West


"Another message for the lovely JulieScrumptious:

This dashing gent would like to say that you have a body built for sin, and he wishes to sin with you! "

Please confess via DM... 😈

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
23 weeks ago

Portstewart

Can we join in the fun

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
23 weeks ago

The Continental

You, you…….you you and you, yes you as well.

I’d bang ya.

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By *ed OpiumWoman
23 weeks ago

Never Never Land

[Removed by poster at 24/08/24 15:05:35]

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By *ed OpiumWoman
23 weeks ago

Never Never Land

back - in x

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

For the charming Mr S from a gorgeous lady

Mr Sprout - i would love to peel the outer layers

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"You, you…….you you and you, yes you as well.

I’d bang ya. "

Aw, thanks dude.

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By *inxy777Woman
23 weeks ago

essex


"You, you…….you you and you, yes you as well.

I’d bang ya. "
yayy!!

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

Message for Polly

You seem so lovely. I hope you find what you're looking for. ❤️

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

for Julie, my heart is racing looking at you and I'd like the nurse to see me now.

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By *adyluck..Woman
23 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Ohhh hope not too late

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By *elix SightedMan
23 weeks ago

Cloud 8

1Liam, I hope you’re still online for this comment from a proper hottie!

Please let 1Liam know. I’m waiting to finish our unfinished business…

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
23 weeks ago

North West


"for Julie, my heart is racing looking at you and I'd like the nurse to see me now."

Hmmm, a fast pulse isn't always a bad thing. A closer examination would be a good idea...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex

Yoo hoo... please tell Mr John Wicks;

... I'd let ya!

(This is one of my favourite forumites sending this message….. )

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"for Julie, my heart is racing looking at you and I'd like the nurse to see me now.

Hmmm, a fast pulse isn't always a bad thing. A closer examination would be a good idea... "

And a reply…..

Julie I'm open to a closer examination

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
23 weeks ago

The Continental


"Yoo hoo... please tell Mr John Wicks;

... I'd let ya!

(This is one of my favourite forumites sending this message….. )

"

Your mate needs to let themselves be known.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

This place is heating up, I like what I read

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

After studying your pictures and loving that awesome smile, could I share a cookie with you sometime. MrsCookie x

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I’m in till the end of the thread.

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By *ookie46Woman
23 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

From a very sexy lady

John Wick ohhh please can I have a chocolate tooo they look soooo delicious 😋

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
23 weeks ago

Essex


"Yoo hoo... please tell Mr John Wicks;

... I'd let ya!

(This is one of my favourite forumites sending this message….. )

Your mate needs to let themselves be known. "

I’d be surprised if they did. But you’d be a lucky sod!!!!

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By *8warrenMan
23 weeks ago

.


"After studying your pictures and loving that awesome smile, could I share a cookie with you sometime. MrsCookie x"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
23 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"for Julie, my heart is racing looking at you and I'd like the nurse to see me now.

Hmmm, a fast pulse isn't always a bad thing. A closer examination would be a good idea...

And a reply…..

Julie I'm open to a closer examination

"

Please reveal yourself before I close filters at the end of this thread...

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