FabSwingers.com forum: Massages

By *parkle1974 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'm not offering. I can rub a body, it ain't a massage

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By *urry BlokeMan
14 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Something in the baby oil

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

They're being selfless. Know how hormonal us women are and want to help us relax. It's heartwarming really.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

"They're being selfless. Know how hormonal us women are and want to help us relax. It's heartwarming really."

If you like that kind of thing I suppose it is...but not all do!

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By *arla SwingerWoman
14 weeks ago

Somewhere

Someone keeps popping up on my messages with a certificate that looks like they made it themselves

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By *ife NinjaMan
14 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"They're being selfless. Know how hormonal us women are and want to help us relax. It's heartwarming really.

If you like that kind of thing I suppose it is...but not all do!"

I love baby or coconut oil, but just rubbing bits of flesh ain't a massage. I'd probably do more harm than good

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Me and the sexy man recently had a silly bet or two, and I won the first one ... a sensual massage 🥰

But I have absolutely no idea when I'm going to get it lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Perhaps it's the new:

'I'm a photographer looking for models'

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By *entleman JayMan
14 weeks ago

Wakefield

Some people do like them.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
14 weeks ago

Dartford

It's never just a massage on offer, its a desperate attempt to touch you and then have sex. Trust no man that offers only a massage, there's nothing in it for them.

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

"It's never just a massage on offer, its a desperate attempt to touch you and then have sex. Trust no man that offers only a massage, there's nothing in it for them. "

I find them boring and my mind wanders off to something totally unsexy

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By *ycanNightsMan
14 weeks ago

Workington

Meh I'm offering no one a fucking massage 🤷‍♂️

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By *P994Man
14 weeks ago

Travelling

I’m looking to massage some ladies randomly with no sex in return… oh shit sorry wrong thread

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

"Meh I'm offering no one a fucking massage 🤷‍♂️"

Good man

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
14 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

We. Both love a bit of a rub down

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
14 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"Someone keeps popping up on my messages with a certificate that looks like they made it themselves

They’re getting more inventive by the day on here 🤣

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By *imples24Man
14 weeks ago

tamworth

Finally realising women like foreplay 🤣

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By *ucka39Man
14 weeks ago

Newcastle

No tea cake or crumpets

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By *ucka39Man
14 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Finally realising women like foreplay 🤣"

It's just worded differently

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By *till gameMan
14 weeks ago

two doors down

I don’t mind rubbing in some oils and lotions, but trying to do a proper massage just bores me 😴

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

"No tea cake or crumpets

Nope ..just a plain old massage!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Central

"Someone keeps popping up on my messages with a certificate that looks like they made it themselves

There's usually a load of them trained in yoni or something. Probably certificates are signed by Yogi bear

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Central

Who wouldn't like to get undressed, lie down and have some unknown geezer get himself rubbing you?

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By *luesindminorMan
14 weeks ago

Birmingham

I did a massage course at college. I did the sciences and it was a desperate attempt to meet women. I remember you push the blood from the tips to the core to prevent damage …. 30 years later that is about all I remember 🤣🤣

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

"I did a massage course at college. I did the sciences and it was a desperate attempt to meet women. I remember you push the blood from the tips to the core to prevent damage …. 30 years later that is about all I remember 🤣🤣"

Did you meet the women though??

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Probably worked once for one gezzer. No every desperado is trying their luck.

The mr

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By *opman121Man
14 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Just a way to get a meet hopefully extra s after ?

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By *ealitybitesMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

In fairness it's nothing new on here.

There have been lots of men claiming to be fully qualified masseuses for as long as I've been here.

When you try to advise them that they've been given someone else's certificate and should have received one that said masseur or massage therapist they aren't amused.😁

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By *xstaceyxxTV/TS
14 weeks ago

longeaton,

Wish someone would offer me a full personal massage.

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By *ozzybear1981Man
14 weeks ago

preston

I guess some like and some don’t like them and for those that don’t they can perhaps kindly decline.

Also for those that do like them and if there’s a connection there also then why not.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

We could do with some massage therapy this morning!

Feeling a little jaded after a night of overindulgence

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By *aven.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not the North West...

I've never known a guy to just give a massage without prodding me with his penis.

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By *allipygousMan
14 weeks ago

Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"I've never known a guy to just give a massage without prodding me with his penis.

Ah, the well known penis massage.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I've never known a guy to just give a massage without prodding me with his penis.

That’s how the professionals do it.

It’s like when I get measured for trousers and the guy moves my appendage from one thigh to the other.

Perfectly normal.

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By *allipygousMan
14 weeks ago

Leicester

I do them but don't advertise I do them. I'm not qualified, an enthusiastic amateur.

A club I used to frequent, now sadly closed, had a massage room which I used occasionally. I gave a proper, relaxing massage that got rid of their aches & pains and once that was over it was extremely rare it didn't morph into something more.

Yes, some women don't like getting a massage, but those that do, do.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

There was a family of mostly Muslim women that lived ubove my flat. They would have a professional female masseuse come round and massage them. They always asked me if I wanted to book a slot but I never did as my flat was so messy back then. Would gave been a perfect situation as I always want to sleep after.

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By *akedMMan
14 weeks ago

Witney

Never had a massage before

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By *8on33Man
14 weeks ago

winfrith

"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???"
not sure but do you like a massage ?

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???not sure but do you like a massage ?"

I get bored

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By *exxyyDy11Man
14 weeks ago

North West

Is that the next big thing? Massage offerings?

Maybe I should offer to do it too. If you can't beat them, join them

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

"Is that the next big thing? Massage offerings?

Maybe I should offer to do it too. If you can't beat them, join them "

Seems to be

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton

"Is that the next big thing? Massage offerings?

Maybe I should offer to do it too. If you can't beat them, join them "

You can massage me anytime.

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By *8on33Man
14 weeks ago

winfrith

"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???not sure but do you like a massage ?

I get bored

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ok I'll rephrase the question do you like a quick massage?

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By *istyblue1967Man
14 weeks ago

manchester

im a giver more than a receiver

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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???not sure but do you like a massage ?

I get bored

ok I'll rephrase the question do you like a quick massage?"

Nope...don't mind giving them for a while but I just can't relax getting one.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
14 weeks ago

Doncaster

I genuinely love giving and receiving massages, depending on the situation, they can be as relaxing, invigorating or sensual as you like.

they are so much better when done on a massage table though.

They can make you feel amazing when you get one from someone who actually knows what their doing.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
14 weeks ago

Southampton

"im a giver more than a receiver "

And I love receiving a massage

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

this old body could do with one

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By *oldyoudown41Man
14 weeks ago

caledonian

"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???"

I don’t think I’ve offered one but could do with a deep sports one … but then again behind closed doors and all that

) I’d get it a try for the right lady

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"im a giver more than a receiver

And I love receiving a massage"
me too ..

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By *hyKentGuyMan
14 weeks ago

sheerness

I’d never offer a massage. Don’t need to I can rub someone up the wrong way without ever touching them!..🙄

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
14 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I last about 10 minutes max before I start moaning that my thumbs are sore.

Luckily at the 8 minute point I am already kissing the neck and working down the spine.

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By *8on33Man
14 weeks ago

winfrith

"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???not sure but do you like a massage ?

I get bored

ok I'll rephrase the question do you like a quick massage?

Nope...don't mind giving them for a while but I just can't relax getting one."
You would be ideal as a massage person though ,it might be a way to get the patience back in your life ,I've given the odd massage mind but would never advertise it .

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By *ucka39Man
14 weeks ago

Newcastle

"No tea cake or crumpets

Nope ..just a plain old massage! "

Then id advise please check your diary and I'll check mine 😝😘

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By *ornucopiaMan
14 weeks ago

Bexley

"Someone keeps popping up on my messages with a certificate that looks like they made it themselves

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No there's an idea, guys.

Get printing.

Can't see why you can't issue your own!

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By *ornucopiaMan
14 weeks ago

Bexley

"It's never just a massage on offer, its a desperate attempt to touch you and then have sex. Trust no man that offers only a massage, there's nothing in it for them. "

Like the ones who profess not to need anything in return for pussy licking, until the woman says "I want your cock in me"...

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By *ilverfox-69Man
14 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

There's nothing quite like a massage to spend a relaxing time with people and build connections, trust and energy. I've been massaging for over 25 years, both on fab and outside. My massages are therapeutic and always unrushed, and yes with mutual agreement and connections they often go further. Agree not for everyone, but I do have many regulars couples and singles. It's just one of my things

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By *vaRose43Woman
14 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I’d absolutely kill for a proper massage right now, or someone to click every joint back into place. I crunch 🤣

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