FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a animal what would you be and why?

By *arley Quim OP Woman
20 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'd be a black cat, considered unlucky by some, likely to be grumpy if I'm not fed on time. Will hog the best bits of the bed given the opportunity. I'll give you the side eye if I'm not happy 🐈‍⬛

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By *elix SightedMan
20 weeks ago

Cloud 8

An otter. They seem to play, eat and sleep and nowt else. Sociable creatures, very cute and good on land and in water.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
20 weeks ago

Southampton

"An otter. They seem to play, eat and sleep and nowt else. Sociable creatures, very cute and good on land and in water."

Aww and they give each other pebbles... I'd probably be a Koala I love sleeping lol

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By *ir tootMan
20 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Spider monkey, love em

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By *lueLotusWoman
20 weeks ago

the wilderness

Right now I'm a sloth

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I'd be a firebrat

Often found indoors where they are considered pests. They do not cause major damage, but they can contaminate food, damage paper goods, and stain clothing. Otherwise they are mostly harmless.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I'm an animal in bed.... more specially a koala. I could sleep 23 hours a day!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
20 weeks ago

little house on the praire

A cat or at least my cat. I had 5 now I'm down to one. She's 18 in good shape but all she does is eat, sleep and shit. Bit like me really

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Mind, men need to consider this- a womans 4 favourite animals are:

A mink (in the closet

A Jaguar (in the garage

A tiger (in the bedroom

And an ass to pay for it all!

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Not quite an animal. But a black widow spider..

deadly to all and eat the men if the aren't up to scratch...

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By *antasdeerideMan
20 weeks ago

winfrith

a sheep ,baaaaaah

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By *ynamicnatureMan
20 weeks ago

Doncaster

A blue whale, they are long lived, very intelligent and have plenty of space to roam.

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By *ucka39Man
20 weeks ago

Newcastle

A horse, having all that pussy rubbing on my back 😉

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By *rucking-HellMan
20 weeks ago

Northampton

I already am an animal, we all are.

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By *till gameMan
20 weeks ago

Oldham

Rabbit ! Don’t really need to explain do I 😀

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By *ir tootMan
20 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Not quite an animal. But a black widow spider..

deadly to all and eat the men if the aren't up to scratch...

But if holded gently with no fear they are quite calm, still fucking wouldn't though, there pretty bad

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By *parkle1974Woman
20 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd be an orangutan

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By *ir tootMan
20 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I'd be an orangutan

Good choice

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By *aizyWoman
20 weeks ago

west midlands

A grizzly bear, spend months eating in preparation for months of sleeping, that is the life for me!

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By *till gameMan
20 weeks ago

Oldham

"A grizzly bear, spend months eating in preparation for months of sleeping, that is the life for me!"

But you would have to shit in the woods though 🤭

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By *aizyWoman
20 weeks ago

west midlands

"A grizzly bear, spend months eating in preparation for months of sleeping, that is the life for me!

But you would have to shit in the woods though 🤭"

Is the pope catholic?!

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By *till gameMan
20 weeks ago

Oldham

"A grizzly bear, spend months eating in preparation for months of sleeping, that is the life for me!

But you would have to shit in the woods though 🤭

Is the pope catholic?!

You know when one dies another one’s popes up

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By *aizyWoman
20 weeks ago

west midlands

"A grizzly bear, spend months eating in preparation for months of sleeping, that is the life for me!

But you would have to shit in the woods though 🤭

Is the pope catholic?!

You know when one dies another one’s popes up "

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By *ingleGent45Man
20 weeks ago

Clacton

I'd be Lion-O from Thundercat's can you imagine Cheetara giving head OMG. If I had to be a real animal it would probably be Tigger, Winnie the Poo's mate cos I'm a bit silly easily pleased and to amazed by life to see anything other than joy oh boy oh boy oh boy!. x

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By *ir tootMan
20 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"A grizzly bear, spend months eating in preparation for months of sleeping, that is the life for me!"

Grizzlys are cool

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I already look like Sloth*, so I might as well be one.

*From The Goonies.

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman
20 weeks ago

Swindon

Rat

Not everyone's taste, misunderstood, adaptable, easy to look after and cuddly for right person.

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By *ir tootMan
20 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Rat

Not everyone's taste, misunderstood, adaptable, easy to look after and cuddly for right person.

Rats are awsome, used to have 2, bubble and squeek

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
20 weeks ago

Leeds

Crocodile, prehistoric legends, that have survived, overcome and adapted to everything nature has thrown at them, where other species have gone extinct they have thrived, the masters of stealth. Beautiful looking creatures.

The mr

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By *ustincider888Man
20 weeks ago

Preston Ish

An Ant

Always working

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By *andermanMan
20 weeks ago

Ballymena

I'd be a tiger...as im like that in the bedroom.....have that sneaky sexual look in my eyes

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By *ornishvikingMan
20 weeks ago

lala land

A seagull ,so I could shit on the people who have annoyed me and steal there food

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
20 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mr turtle cos your never too far from home

Mrs panda they act as if they don't have a care in the world

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By *istressSubCuckMan
20 weeks ago

Winchester

It varies between either a cat, dog or honey badger.

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By *holouk1970Man
20 weeks ago

Beckton

A stray dog. No owner. Not leash.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
20 weeks ago

East Sussex

An elephant, gorilla or lizard. I can't tell you why because I don't know

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
20 weeks ago

Lincoln

A house cat. Sunbathing and snoozing all day, a live in servant, and no cooking or cleaning 😁

LvM

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By *eliWoman
20 weeks ago

A chubby, spoilt poodle. Yep, that's me. Wanted to say something cool but got to be realistic.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
20 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Sugar glider. A bit nervous, a bit adrenaline seeking, kinda cute, likes sweet stuff. Not much different to real life tbh.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
20 weeks ago

chichester

a sea otter. as I am slippery and cheeky and love getting wet and looking cheeky

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By *antasdeerideMan
20 weeks ago

winfrith

I'd be a lion

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By *antasdeerideMan
20 weeks ago

winfrith

"I'd be a lion "
because I'd be the king of the swingers a jungle VIP

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By *ansoffateMan
20 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Wolf 🐺

Because I like wolves they are survivors, they work together to defend their young and vulnerable and they hunt as a pack. They live harmoniously with their environment and only take what they need.

Wolves are a better species than humans

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
20 weeks ago

on the move

A cat, go from one comfy situation to another, occasionally wake up for food and a scratch. Humans working to keep them happy, no boss... A slice of heaven.

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By *oontuneMan
20 weeks ago

Menston

I'd be a rhinosaursous.

I wanted to call my firm Rhino Power.

Because we're rough and charge a lot .

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By *asuallyChilledMan
20 weeks ago

Drogheda

Two animals. The female Bear and the Male Wolf. The mother bear is the fiercest, strongest mother on the planet. No one is better at protecting their lives ones. The male wolf is a leader, a provider and a protector. However, the notion of an alpha wolf is nonsense. A wolf pack is led by a mating pair and the pack is their family. The make wolf needs a female to be complete and to achieve his fullest potential.

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