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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But, about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you Remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' Said Bob.

'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.' 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'

'She just died and left me everything.'

made me laugh Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good....... made me chuckle!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a job last year in a Sally Army soup kitchen but got the sack for shouting "Drink up please, havent you got homes to goto"

Ok not the best joke around.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I have just discovered twitter

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its the sensitive spot between her twat and her shitter

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I over indulged at the works xmas do a couple of nights ago.

The morning after, I couldnt remember much, always a bad sign.

I went downstairs, and found the wife.

"Did I make a fool of myself hun?" says I.

"Well, you insulted the bosses PA, annoyed the board of directors, and REALLY went over the top in taking the mick out of your boss!" said she.

"Ah balls to him, I'd piss on him!" said I..... "you did, and he sacked you" she replied.

"Oh, fuck him" I said, "I did, your back in work Monday" she said!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Driving on ice is like having sex doggy style. One slip and you can really fuck up someone's rear end.

Please drive carefully this winter!!!

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