FabSwingers.com forum: Is decaff coffee the greatest human invention?

By *egDaySkipper OP Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

My god it tastes just like coffee but without the caffeine so I can drink it from my 2L mug

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
14 weeks ago

Stoke

I get migraines so it's great. You can get decaff filter coffee from Aldi now, it's lovely and tastes exactly like normal filter coffee.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

No. It tastes like old feet

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By *ycanNightsMan
14 weeks ago

Workington

I definitely want caffeine in my coffee

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By *iker JackMan
14 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I need the caffeine

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

East Sussex

Nooo. Drink a decaf then a caffeinated straight afterwards you can really notice. I have one caffeinated per day and decaf otherwise I really enjoy the one 'real' coffee

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

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No.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

East Sussex

"No. It tastes like old feet

Now I need to know when you last feasted on old feet

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By *naswingdressWoman
14 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I adore it

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By *mmaleiaWoman
14 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Kenco decaf is the best!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"No. It tastes like old feet

Now I need to know when you last feasted on old feet"

Ummmmmm. Just last month. On a Tuesday

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

I've just had my first decaff today and it literally tasted the same

Granted I'm buying Asda price coffee

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"I've just had my first decaff today and it literally tasted the same

Granted I'm buying Asda price coffee

Ah. All of that tastes like old feet

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Is decaff coffee the greatest human invention?"

No.

It can contain small amounts of methylene chloride.

It can result in higher concentrations of serum gastrin in your stomach.

NHS says it can lead to significant improvements in bladder control - doesn't seem like a great benefit to me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

If you want a decaf drink why not drink water OP?

It tastes infinitely better than decaf coffee 🤷‍♂️

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By *anceAloneWoman
14 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

No...its not coffee so strictly should be banned under trade descriptions 😬

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
14 weeks ago

East Sussex

"No. It tastes like old feet

Now I need to know when you last feasted on old feet

Ummmmmm. Just last month. On a Tuesday

What restaurant was it?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
14 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like my coffee full leaded.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
14 weeks ago

Bodmin

"No. It tastes like old feet

Agreed - it tastes shite. I'd say it's the most unnecessary invention ever....

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm going to start a decaff lovers group

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By *ripfillMan
14 weeks ago

havant

I drink in the main decaffeinated coffee and my recommendation is Lidl’s decaf ground coffee brand - to use in a plunger type caffitaire ( the french might say .”.avec le piston “

It’s excellent and I have tried lots / granulated is if your a black coffee drinker not that good

But this is very drinkable

( honest )

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Theres a newish girl at work.

She keeps fancy decaf coffee at her desk because the office provided free nescafe isn't good enough.

I just can't bring myself to speak to such a heretic.

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By *ovman1Man
14 weeks ago

Coventry

"I'm going to start a decaff lovers group

There will only be you and Mr and Mrs fuckable in it ....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Central

Decaffeinated tea tastes great too

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Theres a newish girl at work.

She keeps fancy decaf coffee at her desk because the office provided free nescafe isn't good enough.

I just can't bring myself to speak to such a heretic."

Some of us have heretics BP problems

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By *ovman1Man
14 weeks ago

Coventry

"Decaffeinated tea tastes great too"

Leave the room now 👉

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By *aven.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not the North West...

This is like sex without the orgasm.

Cooked breakfast without hash browns.

C0ke without the rum.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Theres a newish girl at work.

She keeps fancy decaf coffee at her desk because the office provided free nescafe isn't good enough.

I just can't bring myself to speak to such a heretic.

Some of us have heretics BP problems

So drink something else.

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"This is like sex without the orgasm.

Cooked breakfast without hash browns.

C0ke without the rum.

I will easily take sex without orgasm for myself. Edging is 10000x better

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By *obilebottomMan
14 weeks ago

All over

Half an hour left for entries now in the 3 course menu competition, have to be in by 8.00pm. Please remember anyone can vote whether you entered a menu or not. Time to tell all your friends to look and enter or just to vote or both.

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Theres a newish girl at work.

She keeps fancy decaf coffee at her desk because the office provided free nescafe isn't good enough.

I just can't bring myself to speak to such a heretic.

Some of us have heretics BP problems

So drink something else."

You're not my dad!

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By *aven.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"This is like sex without the orgasm.

Cooked breakfast without hash browns.

C0ke without the rum.

I will easily take sex without orgasm for myself. Edging is 10000x better"

I have better things to do than that.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"You're not my dad!"

Oh right. So it's all Yes Daddy when the strap on is out but a different story the rest of the time?

r00d.

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You're not my dad!

Oh right. So it's all Yes Daddy when the strap on is out but a different story the rest of the time?

r00d."

It's the brat in me XoXo

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
14 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"You're not my dad!

Oh right. So it's all Yes Daddy when the strap on is out but a different story the rest of the time?

r00d.

It's the brat in me XoXo"

....

But I don't have an attachment called the Brat 🤔

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By *avexxMan
14 weeks ago

cheshire

i really dont mind it,, cheap from lidl

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
14 weeks ago

Beverley

It's fucking shite, and takes away the reason for drinking it

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Its fantastic for medication that cannot be taken with caffeine!!

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You're not my dad!

Oh right. So it's all Yes Daddy when the strap on is out but a different story the rest of the time?

r00d.

It's the brat in me XoXo

....

But I don't have an attachment called the Brat 🤔"

That took me way too long to get

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By *egDaySkipper OP Man
14 weeks ago

Liverpool

"It's fucking shite, and takes away the reason for drinking it"

Caffeine doesn't work on me so I drink it purely for the taste

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By *hePleasurerMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

The best coffee beans are eaten by Vietnamese ferrets then excreted before being roast and ground.

Decaf coffee is also excreted by Vietnamese ferrets...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"It's fucking shite, and takes away the reason for drinking it

Caffeine doesn't work on me so I drink it purely for the taste

It does nothing to me either but decaf coffee and tea tastes awful.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"The best coffee beans are eaten by Vietnamese ferrets then excreted before being roast and ground.

Decaf coffee is also excreted by Vietnamese ferrets..."

Civet cats, I thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Not a massive fan of decaf coffee. It seems that through the decaffeination process, it loses a bit of it's natural flavour so gets roasted a bit darker to make up for it. I've not found one that's really blown my mind.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Decaf beans are a life saver when you can't have caffeinated coffee for medical reasons.

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
14 weeks ago

rochdale

"My god it tastes just like coffee but without the caffeine so I can drink it from my 2L mug

Good Gods no, it's an abomination.

I drink a 6-cup pot of coffee from a Moka pot every morning, decent coffee is an essential.

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By *hePleasurerMan
14 weeks ago

Cheshire

"The best coffee beans are eaten by Vietnamese ferrets then excreted before being roast and ground.

Decaf coffee is also excreted by Vietnamese ferrets...

Civet cats, I thought? "

A connoisseur, I see...

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By *naswingdressWoman
14 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not a massive fan of decaf coffee. It seems that through the decaffeination process, it loses a bit of it's natural flavour so gets roasted a bit darker to make up for it. I've not found one that's really blown my mind."

Not sure about mind blowing, but from an excellent roaster I do find they're up to the standard I expect.

I also drink milky instant decaf in the afternoon when I need to slow the caffeine roll and want something more substantial to drink than water. (Don't disown me 😅)

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By *ayFieldsMan
14 weeks ago

Leixlip

"My god it tastes just like coffee but without the caffeine so I can drink it from my 2L mug

This forum is like the world has turned upside down

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By *urvy4meMan
14 weeks ago

Greater London

"My god it tastes just like coffee but without the caffeine so I can drink it from my 2L mug

This forum is like the world has turned upside down"

Word

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By *urvy4meMan
14 weeks ago

Greater London

Just to throw 2 pence worth in.

To an extent i'd probably say, have everything in it's purest/natural form.... but also lean with everything in moderation.

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By *akedMMan
14 weeks ago

Witney

I have been drinking decaf tea and coffee for a while now . As it’s supposed not irritate the prostate . I have had a few bouts of prostatitis anything to help me not keep getting it

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
14 weeks ago

Birmingham

There’s a time and place for decaf.

Never and nowhere.

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
14 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Yes it's good, I can't have more than two real coffee's a day so switch over to the fake stuff after.

Mrs

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By *weetCherryWoman
14 weeks ago

London

I have BP issues because of my ADHD meds and used to drink 5-6 coffees a day…so decaf has helped to curve the craving but I would very much rather my coffee being caffeinated

TL:DR Decaf coffee is a mean to an end of not having a stroke

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Central

"Decaffeinated tea tastes great too

Leave the room now 👉"

I've nothing against decaf coffee, which I've been drinking in abundance this week. But decaf tea is now a beautiful drink too

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By *aiseiMan
14 weeks ago

Birmingham

No, that title belongs to custard.

Decaf can stay away from me and my caffeine dependence.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

They'll be making alcohol free beer soon

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
14 weeks ago

Beverley

"It's fucking shite, and takes away the reason for drinking it

Caffeine doesn't work on me so I drink it purely for the taste

Fair one

I don't like the taste either - I think it removes the bitterness. No idea. If that is backed up by any science

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By *rucking-HellMan
14 weeks ago

Northampton

Always thought drinking decaff coffee is like going down on your mum: it tastes the same but it's just plain wrong.

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By *ribsaMan
14 weeks ago

A box at end of your bed

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