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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

As Steve started these, I thought I’d jump on the bandwagon too. Go on ask any burning questions, except for questions and burning, that’s a case for your doctor

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Are you sure though, OP?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

Ends

What’s the longest you’ve gone without pooing do you think

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By *eliWoman
20 weeks ago

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Do you think poly is a real thing now?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

Ends

Do you know what B&Q stands for?

What do you think it could stand for other than that?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

Ends


"Do you think poly is a real thing now?

"

OMG I HAVE A FUNNY THING TO SEND YOU

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By *eliWoman
20 weeks ago

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"Do you think poly is a real thing now?

OMG I HAVE A FUNNY THING TO SEND YOU"

So, so so ready for it.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Are you sure though, OP? "

Well I’ve posted it

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

Ends


"Do you think poly is a real thing now?

"

THEY’VE GENTRIFIED CHEATING!!! (Polyamory)

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What’s the longest you’ve gone without pooing do you think"

About 2 weeks once

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Do you think poly is a real thing now?

"

I’m still unsure of the veracity of anything you write 😁

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Are you sure though, OP?

Well I’ve posted it"

That doesn’t answer my question

Also

I did ask you anything!

Gosh, I’m funny.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Which of the seven deadly sins would be the best?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Why is a really hot flame blue?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Do you know what B&Q stands for?

What do you think it could stand for other than that?"

It comes from 1798 when two gentlemen called Boris and Quentin started selling odd screws that they removed from the ships they were working on.

Sadly they both died in freak sailing accidents which still haven’t been explained

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Why can you put your finger through a candle flame but not get burned?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Which of the seven deadly sins would be the best?"

Lust

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

Ends


"What’s the longest you’ve gone without pooing do you think

About 2 weeks once"

Fucking hell did you go to the doctor? Hope you’re ok

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By *eliWoman
20 weeks ago

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"Do you think poly is a real thing now?

I’m still unsure of the veracity of anything you write 😁"

I'm just wondering if you think it's a real thing. A few years ago you didn't. Nice to see growth in people. xoxo

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

Ends


"Which of the seven deadly sins would be the best?"

If you dressed up as the deadly sins, which would you do and tell me your outfit, OP?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is a really hot flame blue?"

Because it burns all of the oxygen in the combustion process

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why can you put your finger through a candle flame but not get burned?"

Magic

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

Ends


"Why can you put your finger through a candle flame but not get burned?"

Ask good questions!!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Do you think poly is a real thing now?

I’m still unsure of the veracity of anything you write 😁

I'm just wondering if you think it's a real thing. A few years ago you didn't. Nice to see growth in people. xoxo"

Is there a question in there or just a snipe?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Which of the seven deadly sins would be the best?

If you dressed up as the deadly sins, which would you do and tell me your outfit, OP?"

I dressed as anger one time. It didn’t end well

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Are you happy op?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Are you happy op?"

I’m currently smiling, so I’m going to say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"Which of the seven deadly sins would be the best?

If you dressed up as the deadly sins, which would you do and tell me your outfit, OP?"

Now I'm picturing the "lust" outfit from se7en

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
20 weeks ago

Ends


"Which of the seven deadly sins would be the best?

If you dressed up as the deadly sins, which would you do and tell me your outfit, OP?

I dressed as anger one time. It didn’t end well"

Grrrrr

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By *ea wangMan
20 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Is it wrong to fuck a nun

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By *ensuallover1000Man
20 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Salad cream vs Mayonnaise?

😁

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Is it wrong to fuck a nun"

If she gives consent, then no

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By *eliWoman
20 weeks ago

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"Do you think poly is a real thing now?

I’m still unsure of the veracity of anything you write 😁

I'm just wondering if you think it's a real thing. A few years ago you didn't. Nice to see growth in people. xoxo

Is there a question in there or just a snipe? "

I'm gently tugging your pigtails. I don't always post that seriously!

Have you got a shared calendar with a partner?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Which of the seven deadly sins would be the best?

If you dressed up as the deadly sins, which would you do and tell me your outfit, OP?

I dressed as anger one time. It didn’t end well

Grrrrr"

Red body paint everywhere

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Salad cream vs Mayonnaise?

😁"

Mayonnaise

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
20 weeks ago

North West

Who would you like to play you in a movie of your life? And who would direct?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Do you think poly is a real thing now?

I’m still unsure of the veracity of anything you write 😁

I'm just wondering if you think it's a real thing. A few years ago you didn't. Nice to see growth in people. xoxo

Is there a question in there or just a snipe?

I'm gently tugging your pigtails. I don't always post that seriously!

Have you got a shared calendar with a partner? "

I do yes

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Who would you like to play you in a movie of your life? And who would direct? "

Jude Law. I’d direct.

It would be a 24 hour sweeping epic

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


"Why is a really hot flame blue?"

The question should be why is blue flame so hot. Blue flames are blue because of the specific gases burning, e.g. methane on our gas cookers, and these gases produce a lot of heat compared to say, the flame on a candle, which is produced by combusting a small amount of wick soaked with some kind of solid fatty substance (wax, soya etc). This combustion produces less energy than your gas cooker, hence the yellow flame compared to blue and the candle flame is therefore less hot.

This also answers the question about why you can stick your finger in a candle flame and be less likely to burn yourself.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

20 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Should pineapple be on a pizza?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
20 weeks ago

North West

Why do read and lead rhyme, read and lead rhyme but read and lead doesn’t and neither does read and lead?

😆

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"What’s the longest you’ve gone without pooing do you think

About 2 weeks once"

Ohhh, me too. On a canal boat, responsible for a seriously rough group of youths from St Pauls in Bristol.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Should pineapple be on a pizza? "

No

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why do read and lead rhyme, read and lead rhyme but read and lead doesn’t and neither does read and lead?

😆"

As a wise person once said; because

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
20 weeks ago

North West


"Why do read and lead rhyme, read and lead rhyme but read and lead doesn’t and neither does read and lead?

😆

As a wise person once said; because "

😂👌

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By *ozzybear1981Man
20 weeks ago

preston


"Should pineapple be on a pizza?

No"

Potato does though 😁

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Should pineapple be on a pizza?

No

Potato does though 😁"

That’s a statement so I’m not answering

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By *vaRose43Woman
20 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

[Removed by poster at 22/08/24 16:02:53]

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By *vaRose43Woman
20 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

What are your desert island disc items?

8 music tracks

1 luxury item

1 book

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What are your desert island disc items?

8 music tracks

1 luxury item

1 book"

The one book is Emma by Jane Austen

Luxury item is a hatchet. It’s amazing what you could do with one.

Carly Rae Jepson - call me maybe

Blur - the universal

Oasis - champagne supernova

Swedish House Mafia - Greyhound

Energy 52 - Cafe Del Mar

Annie Lenox - Into the West

Shed Seven - Chasing Rainbows

Radiohead - Street Spirit

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets! "

Sitting on my hands so hard here

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets!

Sitting on my hands so hard here "

Giving yourself a ‘stranger’?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
20 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets!

Sitting on my hands so hard here

Giving yourself a ‘stranger’? "

Nah, I’d just drop my wand and that fucker is heavy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets! "

Why do they insist on putting those auto squirty air fresheners in toilets?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets!

Why do they insist on putting those auto squirty air fresheners in toilets? "

Because poo smells

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

What is your favourite bit of a woman to kiss?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What is your favourite bit of a woman to kiss? "

Her lips

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"What is your favourite bit of a woman to kiss?

Her lips "

Ohhh... What is your favourite part of a woman to touch?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets!

Why do they insist on putting those auto squirty air fresheners in toilets?

Because poo smells"

They make me sneeze though. Which isn't good when sat on the loo 😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
20 weeks ago

North West


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets!

Why do they insist on putting those auto squirty air fresheners in toilets?

Because poo smells

They make me sneeze though. Which isn't good when sat on the loo 😂"

Best place surely 😂🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets!

Why do they insist on putting those auto squirty air fresheners in toilets?

Because poo smells

They make me sneeze though. Which isn't good when sat on the loo 😂

Best place surely 😂🤣"

It hurts

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
20 weeks ago

North West


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets!

Why do they insist on putting those auto squirty air fresheners in toilets?

Because poo smells

They make me sneeze though. Which isn't good when sat on the loo 😂

Best place surely 😂🤣

It hurts "

🙁 Well that's rubbish. I thought it was because of the stress on the pelvic floor. 😘

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


"I’m glad that no one asked me about gendered toilets!

Why do they insist on putting those auto squirty air fresheners in toilets?

Because poo smells

They make me sneeze though. Which isn't good when sat on the loo 😂

Best place surely 😂🤣

It hurts

🙁 Well that's rubbish. I thought it was because of the stress on the pelvic floor. 😘"

Yeah, it hurts when your innards try and become outwards when you sneeze whilst sat on a thing that increases downward pressure

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By *urvy4meMan
20 weeks ago

Greater London

So already if you shit yourself it pebble dashes the pan

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What is your favourite bit of a woman to kiss?

Her lips

Ohhh... What is your favourite part of a woman to touch? "

It depends on the woman and context

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
20 weeks ago

North West


"So already if you shit yourself it pebble dashes the pan "

I'm not referring to poop or pee coming out. I'm referring to the fact my uterus attempts the exit.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
20 weeks ago

North West

What advice would you give 18 year old you? And do you think 18 year old you would pay attention?

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago


"What is your favourite bit of a woman to kiss?

Her lips

Ohhh... What is your favourite part of a woman to touch?

It depends on the woman and context"

Good answer!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
20 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What advice would you give 18 year old you? And do you think 18 year old you would pay attention? "

It gets easier, just be you and you’ll find your people

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