FabSwingers.com forum: Fab's got talent!

By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?

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By *iker JackMan
26 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Biggest disappointment to his parents 🤣

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By *ir tootMan
26 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Some sort of clown act I think 🤔

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Biggest disappointment to his parents 🤣"

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Bought some fire poi recently but yet to try them in flames. Keep bashing myself in the head so probably best to wait a while before I get all pyromanic.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Some sort of clown act I think 🤔 "

Who doesn't love a clown

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
26 weeks ago

Wherever

Magic tricks. Like, make people disappear or even turn into ghosts.

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By *intyZintyMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester

Smallest cock

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Smallest cock "

I would have thought that "talent" would imply a skill.

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By *onderlust69Couple
26 weeks ago

Central belt

Hot booty contest

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Baking

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
26 weeks ago

IPSWICH

I excel at mediocrity.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Drawing and painting. I like to get creative

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Electronic music, but no one likes it!

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By *ikesEmBigMan
26 weeks ago

Herts

"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?"

Most awful cock shots

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?

Most awful cock shots"

Aww, I'd want a positive thing

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By *urry BlokeMan
26 weeks ago

Stalybridge

World's most underwhelming swinger

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By *d mirerMan
26 weeks ago

lost

I’m positive I could be a shit magician

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By *ikesEmBigMan
26 weeks ago

Herts

"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?

Most awful cock shots

Aww, I'd want a positive thing"

Furthest cum shot? Biggest Load?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?

Most awful cock shots

Aww, I'd want a positive thing

Furthest cum shot? Biggest Load?

I mean if you want, but I was thinking more tap dancing and juggling

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By *ooBulMan
26 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Noisiest fart? Could light for the finale.

Not sure I could do "Smoke On The Water" though without soiling myself....

Or is that my USP?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Noisiest fart? Could light for the finale.

Not sure I could do "Smoke On The Water" though without soiling myself....

Or is that my USP?

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By *ooBulMan
26 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

After thought...

Phil Spectre had the wall of sound. Maybe I could have wall of fart? Sounds catchy eh? Get it? Yes? No? Tough crowd....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

Bizarre tricks using a mobility device.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
26 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Spinning dits.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"After thought...

Phil Spectre had the wall of sound. Maybe I could have wall of fart? Sounds catchy eh? Get it? Yes? No? Tough crowd....

I'm imagining - and not recommending, although it might be amusing on one of those "idiot young men doing stupid things" TV shows - butts hanging out and people holding lighters, seeing how big the fire can get.

(don't try this at home blah blah)

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

I’d do a (probably terrible) stand up set aimed at POC in the swinging / ENM world.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I’d do a (probably terrible) stand up set aimed at POC in the swinging / ENM world. "

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By *ir tootMan
26 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Some sort of clown act I think 🤔

Who doesn't love a clown"

Exactly!

Aslong as it's not arty or I.t then think il be ok.

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By *aytime78Man
26 weeks ago

Aylesbury

I can roll my tounge in an turn it both ways and touch tip of my nose with it

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By *ir tootMan
26 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?

Most awful cock shots

Aww, I'd want a positive thing

Furthest cum shot? Biggest Load?

Last year I nearly blinded myself from a happy ending does that count? it missed and hit the far end wall.

She was as shocked as I was 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Pillow fighting. I've won prize money at it.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Pillow fighting. I've won prize money at it."

omg that's amazing, I love it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Smallest human who isn’t a dwarf

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By *leasurevilleMan
26 weeks ago

kilkenny

peachiest ass

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
26 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

You know that game where you slap the backs of hands...... ?

Like put your palms together and point them at someone elses palms and GO!

And you slap hard and try to draw away.. I pulverise people at this

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"peachiest ass

That's not a talent. That's an attribute.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I'd be a judge. I'm good at being judgey.

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

Self promotion

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By *d mirerMan
26 weeks ago

lost

"Smallest human who isn’t a dwarf "

You should be safe from tossers then 😂

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By *ikesEmBigMan
26 weeks ago

Herts

"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?

Most awful cock shots

Aww, I'd want a positive thing

Furthest cum shot? Biggest Load?

I mean if you want, but I was thinking more tap dancing and juggling"

I'm not that talented

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Self promotion "

Formal judgement of everything in the forum?

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By *leasurevilleMan
26 weeks ago

kilkenny

"peachiest ass

That's not a talent. That's an attribute."

I disagree it takes a lot of squats to peach it up

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

"Self promotion

Formal judgement of everything in the forum?

Can I pick more than one? Nobody likes a showoff😇😂

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"peachiest ass

That's not a talent. That's an attribute.

I disagree it takes a lot of squats to peach it up

so have a squatting competition. that's cool. That's a talent.

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By *leasurevilleMan
26 weeks ago

kilkenny

"peachiest ass

That's not a talent. That's an attribute.

I disagree it takes a lot of squats to peach it up

so have a squatting competition. that's cool. That's a talent.

cool I'll go with that

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Some sort of clown act I think 🤔

Who doesn't love a clown

Exactly!

Aslong as it's not arty or I.t then think il be ok.

Damn! Those two are the hot ones

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"Self promotion "

Promotion, period

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By *intyZintyMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester

"Smallest cock "
hahaha, not sure

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By *obilebottomMan
26 weeks ago

All over

Half an hour left for entries now in the 3 course menu competition, have to be in by 8.00pm. Please remember anyone can vote whether you entered a menu or not. Time to tell all your friends to look and enter or just to vote or both.

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By *agatoXXXMan
26 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Some sort of clown act I think 🤔

Who doesn't love a clown"

The Losers Club?🤡

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By *tsMattyHMan
26 weeks ago

Inverurie

"Some sort of clown act I think 🤔

Who doesn't love a clown

The Losers Club?🤡"

I'll save a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Most reasonable sized boobs category

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉 "

I can do this!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I can stare at people and look interested when they talk to me even though I’m not.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉

I can do this!"

😂 FFS. I can’t have anything! Nobody else I know can do it.

May the best owl win.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉

I can do this!

😂 FFS. I can’t have anything! Nobody else I know can do it.

May the best owl win. "

It'll be a hoot ....🦉🦉

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉

I can do this!

😂 FFS. I can’t have anything! Nobody else I know can do it.

May the best owl win. "

It's great doing it when your out in open spaces and people start looking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉 "

Your bird sounds are genuinely phenomenal

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By *uff_Butler85Man
26 weeks ago

south East

Maybe some sort of talent around holding my breath.. always been good at it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"Maybe some sort of talent around holding my breath.. always been good at it.

Can you breathe through your ears?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉

Your bird sounds are genuinely phenomenal "

Cheers 👍🏻 Mines just slightly better than Ravens.

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By *ister_EMan
26 weeks ago

Hayling Island

"Bought some fire poi recently but yet to try them in flames. Keep bashing myself in the head so probably best to wait a while before I get all pyromanic. "

Come down to Hayling Island and spin fire on the beach with me

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By *ustme34Man
26 weeks ago

Bingley

Id have to be a judge

How about you swing whats your talent ?

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
26 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Id have to be a judge

How about you swing whats your talent ? "

Repository of useless information 😅

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By *ingleGent45Man
26 weeks ago

Clacton

"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉 "

I do an excellent pigeon in the same way, have had them land next to me outside and once had one come into my open window and just sat there on the windowsill staring at me for a few minutes before flying off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Probably wouldn’t get the golden buzzer but I can make an owl noise if I cup my hands together and blow into them 🦉

I do this with a blade of grass between my thumbs to make a loud Hawk like sound.

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By *ustincider888Man
26 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Juggling.

Definitely Juggling, but only finances

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By *weetkitten65Woman
26 weeks ago

Halifax

Dancing boobs category

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By *oupleSeducedCouple
26 weeks ago

Canterbury/Greenwich

Boobs category

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"If we had a talent competition, in which section would you compete?"

I can make everything sound filthy and turn it into an innuendo… sometimes so tedious it will make you moan…😏

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"Maybe some sort of talent around holding my breath.. always been good at it.

Can you Breathe through your ears ?? 😈😈🤣🤣

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
26 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Fuzzy felt farmyard scene speed round.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"Fuzzy felt farmyard scene speed round."

You have myriad talents

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

I could do something on a potters wheel, preferably mixed up with something sexual, where we'd be dirty anyway. It could go phallic or huge-holed, depending on my dedication to finesse and control. Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze ain't got nothing on me

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I can find a woman’s clitoris in the dark using only my tongue.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
26 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Fuzzy felt farmyard scene speed round.

You have myriad talents

Quack quack, that is a duck.

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By *ansoffateMan
26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Sandwich making.

I'm number one, so why try harder.

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