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"Think so, I’ve seen many a picture of a bird squatting for wine with no knickers on, surely it can’t be a coincidence. The mr " You said you wouldn’t tell anyone about that picture 🤷♂️ | |||
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"Do chicks think about sex in the supermarket? " Can just hear the tannoy announcement: "Would a cleaner report to checkout 3 to clean up after the young lady who just had sex on the conveyor belt." | |||
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"Well? I know I do. I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this… “Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight” " Have you been following me around Tesco? | |||
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"Well? I know I do. I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this… “Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight” Have you been following me around Tesco?" Depends… Can this be used as evidence? | |||
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"Well? I know I do. I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this… “Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight” Have you been following me around Tesco?" Which days do you shop lol | |||
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"Only when I walk past a man with a beautiful penis " Ohhh, you chicks  | |||
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"Chicks!!!? Ffs! " Worked for Fonz’e 🤷🏻♂️ | |||
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"Well? I know I do. I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this… “Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight” Have you been following me around Tesco? Depends… Can this be used as evidence?" No I don't think so. It's your word against mine...(do I mean word?)  | |||
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"If they shop on Waitrose are they ladies thinking about fornicating because they’re very classy? " I dunno. I’m banned  | |||
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"Well? I know I do. I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this… “Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight” Have you been following me around Tesco? Depends… Can this be used as evidence? No I don't think so. It's your word against mine...(do I mean word?) "Stop it scarlet, I’m already seducted, just get me back to the lair already  | |||
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" Stop it scarlet, I’m already seducted, just get me back to the lair already "Hang on this has gone wrong! I'm meant to be luring you, not the other way round right?? | |||
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" Stop it scarlet, I’m already seducted, just get me back to the lair already
Hang on this has gone wrong! I'm meant to be luring you, not the other way round right??"It’s like my ultimate supermarket daydreams. *scoops her up officer and gentlemen style and walks out of the revolving doors without banging her head to much applause * | |||
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"I do when there are fit builders getting their lunch from the hot food counter. I want to be eaten like their pulled pork pasties." Yessssss! Pulled pork pasties 🤤 | |||
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I used to go with my dad to pick day old chicks up from the station, I wonder in Tesco deliver now 🤔 | |||
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"Chicks!!!? Ffs! " He means dolly birds. | |||
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"The really hot chick's hang about near the rotisserie "  | |||
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"Just popped out to mine and they could have started a new aisle with all the eye candy." Lots of legs and breast??  | |||
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"Chicks!!!? Ffs! He means dolly birds." Dolly birds? Are they like Dames? | |||
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"Obviously. I only allow myself to go near the Aldi middle aisle once every 2 months as my spontaneous orgasms are noisy and tend to unnerve people." This is true😇 | |||
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"Just popped out to mine and they could have started a new aisle with all the eye candy. Lots of legs and breast?? "Tacos and hot dogs | |||
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"Just popped out to mine and they could have started a new aisle with all the eye candy. Lots of legs and breast??
Tacos and hot dogs"Kinky | |||
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"Great thread as my GF has just announced she is off to a well know supermarket. Jo do you lust after guys? "Guys? Maybe just the 1 especially when he’s sending me naughty memes 
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