FabSwingers.com forum: Do chicks think about sex in the supermarket?

By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Well?

I know I do.

I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…

“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”

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By *ittlebirdWoman
20 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Of course 👍🏻

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
20 weeks ago

Leeds

Think so, I’ve seen many a picture of a bird squatting for wine with no knickers on, surely it can’t be a coincidence.

The mr

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By *oontzMan
20 weeks ago

Nantwich

Chicks!!!? Ffs!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
20 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Think so, I’ve seen many a picture of a bird squatting for wine with no knickers on, surely it can’t be a coincidence.

The mr "

You said you wouldn’t tell anyone about that picture 🤷‍♂️

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By *irty-pairCouple
20 weeks ago

South Essex

I do. Mostly in the cucumber aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Do chicks think about sex in the supermarket?

Can just hear the tannoy announcement:

"Would a cleaner report to checkout 3 to clean up after the young lady who just had sex on the conveyor belt."

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
20 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Well?

I know I do.

I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…

“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”

Have you been following me around Tesco?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Well?

I know I do.

I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…

“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”

Have you been following me around Tesco?"

Depends…

Can this be used as evidence?

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By *ickshawedCouple
20 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Only when I walk past a man with a beautiful penis

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By *ornym66Man
20 weeks ago

Col /ips

"Well?

I know I do.

I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…

“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”

Have you been following me around Tesco?"

Which days do you shop lol

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Only when I walk past a man with a beautiful penis "

Ohhh, you chicks

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Chicks!!!? Ffs! "

Worked for Fonz’e 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple
20 weeks ago

mowcop

Yes x

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
20 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Well?

I know I do.

I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…

“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”

Have you been following me around Tesco?

Depends…

Can this be used as evidence?"

No I don't think so. It's your word against mine...(do I mean word?)

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By *P994Man
20 weeks ago

Travelling

If they shop on Waitrose are they ladies thinking about fornicating because they’re very classy?

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"If they shop on Waitrose are they ladies thinking about fornicating because they’re very classy? "

I dunno.

I’m banned

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Well?

I know I do.

I’m imagining some of your thoughts go something like this…

“Next on the list, we need some teabags, oh wow he’s hot I could just leave this trolley and whisk him off to my lair for afternoon delight”

Have you been following me around Tesco?

Depends…

Can this be used as evidence?

No I don't think so. It's your word against mine...(do I mean word?)

Stop it scarlet, I’m already seducted, just get me back to the lair already

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By *weetiepie99Woman
20 weeks ago

cardiff

Oh yes for sure. The sight of the sticky buns, sausage, melons just make me moist and ready for sex

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
20 weeks ago

Maidstone

Stop it scarlet, I’m already seducted, just get me back to the lair already

Hang on this has gone wrong! I'm meant to be luring you, not the other way round right??

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Stop it scarlet, I’m already seducted, just get me back to the lair already

Hang on this has gone wrong! I'm meant to be luring you, not the other way round right??"

It’s like my ultimate supermarket daydreams.

*scoops her up officer and gentlemen style and walks out of the revolving doors without banging her head to much applause *

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Only when they are in the fresh fruit isle.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

I do when there are fit builders getting their lunch from the hot food counter. I want to be eaten like their pulled pork pasties.

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By *enrietteandSam OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"I do when there are fit builders getting their lunch from the hot food counter. I want to be eaten like their pulled pork pasties."

Yessssss!

Pulled pork pasties 🤤

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Central

Yes, there are usually quite a few guys who are appealing

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
20 weeks ago

East Sussex

They sell chicks in supermarkets?

I used to go with my dad to pick day old chicks up from the station, I wonder in Tesco deliver now 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Only when I'm in front of the 🍆 or 🥒

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By *a LunaWoman
20 weeks ago

South Wales

Yeah we often walk past the fruit and veg and rearrange the satsumas with the cucumbers to give off the “Need dick!” signal.

Then we wait for a hero to come along.

🎶 With the strength to get it on…..🎶

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By *erfHerder74Man
20 weeks ago

Inverclyde

The cucumbers baskets always empty

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By *nnCeeWoman
20 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I've a feeling chicks only think about being cuddled together under the heat lamp, or when the next load of grain will be put in that little plastic bell thingy... 🐤🐥🐣🐥🐤

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Most of the chicks I see in the supermarket have no heads. Or giblets.🍗

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By *aizyWoman
20 weeks ago

west midlands

I do, I just sidle up to them, ask if they'd like to go for a ride in my trolley and off we go.

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By *ad NannaWoman
20 weeks ago

East London

"Chicks!!!? Ffs! "

He means dolly birds.

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By *hunky GentMan
20 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The really hot chick's hang about near the rotisserie

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By *agatoXXXMan
20 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"The really hot chick's hang about near the rotisserie

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Just popped out to mine and they could have started a new aisle with all the eye candy.

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By *hunky GentMan
20 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just popped out to mine and they could have started a new aisle with all the eye candy."

Lots of legs and breast??

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
20 weeks ago

Reading

I don't I'm focused on shopping.

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By *vaRose43Woman
20 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Oh absolutely

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By *ell GwynnWoman
20 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Obviously. I only allow myself to go near the Aldi middle aisle once every 2 months as my spontaneous orgasms are noisy and tend to unnerve people.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Chicks!!!? Ffs!

He means dolly birds."

Dolly birds? Are they like Dames?

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By *illy IdolMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands

"Obviously. I only allow myself to go near the Aldi middle aisle once every 2 months as my spontaneous orgasms are noisy and tend to unnerve people."

This is true😇

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Just popped out to mine and they could have started a new aisle with all the eye candy.

Lots of legs and breast??

Tacos and hot dogs

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By *hunky GentMan
20 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Just popped out to mine and they could have started a new aisle with all the eye candy.

Lots of legs and breast??

Tacos and hot dogs"

Kinky

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By *urganguyMan
20 weeks ago

around

Great thread as my GF has just announced she is off to a well know supermarket.

Jo do you lust after guys?

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By *hatbiatchWoman
20 weeks ago

craigavon

"Great thread as my GF has just announced she is off to a well know supermarket.

Jo do you lust after guys?

Guys? Maybe just the 1 especially when he’s sending me naughty memes

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By *urganguyMan
20 weeks ago

around

Ahhh

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