FabSwingers.com forum: How can I make myself...

By *ake_or_death OP Man
14 weeks ago

Manchester

...popular on Fab? Silly answers only.

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By *aM 689Man
14 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Definitely offer cash in each message you send 😬

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Grow a pair of tits.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Grow a pair of tits."

Buy a pair of tits. It's much quicker

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

Being a woman. Or a couple but only with pictures of a woman.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
14 weeks ago

Bradford

Frantically searching for the comments that aren’t silly to try and become more relevant

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

"Being a woman. Or a couple but only with pictures of a woman. "

Sorry not that much of a silly answer

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

Be a prick. To everyone.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
14 weeks ago

Bradford

"Being a woman. Or a couple but only with pictures of a woman.

Sorry not that much of a silly answer"

Yup

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

Post A LOT of forum threads

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By *lynJMan
14 weeks ago

Morden

Cake, lots of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Get in with the clique 👀

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
14 weeks ago

North West

VOTE FOR JULIE!

*checks time*

Shit. As you were...

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

"Get in with the clique 👀"

Find the clique, join their group chat, live happily ever after

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Get in with the clique 👀

Find the clique, join their group chat, live happily ever after"

Only if they do the secret wanking sign so they get accepted

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By *cott14Man
14 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

No different to socialising outside fab. Chat to people .

Be a good human , don’t be a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"...popular on Fab? Silly answers only."

Post incendiary, misogynistic, racist and generally offensive garbage on the forums whilst feigning humour.

It’s all over the news…

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By *aven.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Begging seems to work.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Negging seems to work. "

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By *aven.Woman
14 weeks ago

Not the North West...

"Negging seems to work.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Shag one of the machine gun posters and be popular by association

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
14 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"VOTE FOR JULIE!

*checks time*

Shit. As you were..."

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By *eyond PurityCouple
14 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

What does popular mean on FAB?

If you want more traffic to your profile, take good intriguing pics and an interesting profile bio.

Go to socials, clubs, events and get yourself seen.

Go on the forums and get involved.

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"Pegging seems to work.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"What does popular mean on FAB?

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe popular on fab is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

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By *injaprincessWoman
14 weeks ago

herehere

The answer is

And always is !

CAKE 🧁 🍰🥮🍥🎂

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
14 weeks ago

Bradford

"The answer is

And always is !

CAKE 🧁 🍰🥮🍥🎂

It would be ya *** fuck

Ohh god here we go

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By *lynJMan
14 weeks ago

Morden

"The answer is

And always is !

CAKE 🧁 🍰🥮🍥🎂

I said that an hour ago 😞

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"What does popular mean on FAB?

If you want more traffic to your profile, take good intriguing pics and an interesting profile bio.

Go to socials, clubs, events and get yourself seen.

Go on the forums and get involved.

Definitely the winner for silliest answer!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
14 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"What does popular mean on FAB?

If you want more traffic to your profile, take good intriguing pics and an interesting profile bio.

Go to socials, clubs, events and get yourself seen.

Go on the forums and get involved.

Definitely the winner for silliest answer!"

Clearly didn’t read the brief

Still got boobs on my mind 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *parkle1974Woman
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Lamppost piss...

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By *nnCeeWoman
14 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"...popular on Fab? Silly answers only."

Wear a funky hat and do a little dance, then post the video.

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By *arry McKockiner69Man
14 weeks ago

Exeter

Volunteer to run the end of year forum awards

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands

Start threads about how massive your cock is.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
14 weeks ago

North West

"Lamppost piss..."

Explain the detail composition of piss to the audience.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

Post a thread about water

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

"Post a thread about water"
stole that idea sorry

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

Ok so a thread about squirting

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By *orny PTMan
14 weeks ago

Peterborough

Change your name to Popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"The answer is

And always is !

CAKE 🧁 🍰🥮🍥🎂

I took cake once…ruined my life

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By *aizyWoman
14 weeks ago

west midlands

"The answer is

And always is !

CAKE 🧁 🍰🥮🍥🎂

I took cake once…ruined my life"

That just to takes the biscuit.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
14 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"The answer is

And always is !

CAKE 🧁 🍰🥮🍥🎂

I said that an hour ago 😞"

You didn't use the crrrrrazy emojis...

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By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Seems especially on the chat rooms if your not in the clique you almost never get any interaction, and they seem to get stroppy if you try to chat with them

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
14 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Repeat messages (preferably cut and paste) and numerous cock pics (every angle and over toilet views are best).

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By *eard and TattsCouple
14 weeks ago

Cwmbran

"...popular on Fab? Silly answers only."

Not having your arse hole on display. Sorry, it's not attractive

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By *eard and TattsCouple
14 weeks ago

Cwmbran

Oops sorry, that's your chest

honestly thought it was your box

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By *8on33Man
14 weeks ago

winfrith

cake on a lead

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 weeks ago

Leeds

Agree with everyone.

Apologies to all the women for the behaviour of your species.

Even though people commented the most idiotic ideology you must be fake nice. ( people seem to like that)

But the most important rule of all is, never be yourself if it doesn’t conform to the stuck up cunt standard.

The mr

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By *hilloutMan
14 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Organise a boob competition, become temporarily famous, then fade into the background when it's over 😁😂

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By *eliWoman
14 weeks ago

Make it about you.

Someone's cat died? Oh how sad, would you mind fabbing my photo after I've posted on your thread about it?

Someone posts about the cost of ice cream nowadays? I'm free and taste so very sweet, fancy a social?

A rant about how corrupt the government is? Do you know what isn't corrupt? Fabbing my photos.

Etc etc. It's bound to work.

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By *lynJMan
14 weeks ago

Morden

"The answer is

And always is !

CAKE 🧁 🍰🥮🍥🎂

I said that an hour ago 😞

You didn't use the crrrrrazy emojis..."

This is true.

🤔🤪🙄🍰🧁🍺

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
14 weeks ago

Maidstone

Oooh I know this! Go to a club or a social. Guaranteed fix to all fab problems

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By *ake_or_death OP Man
14 weeks ago

Manchester

"The answer is

And always is !

CAKE 🧁 🍰🥮🍥🎂

I took cake once…ruined my life"

What about Yellow Benteens?

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By *ust another WonkoMan
14 weeks ago

here and there

Be like wonko

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

"Oooh I know this! Go to a club or a social. Guaranteed fix to all fab problems

Have you tried it

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
14 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Positive mindset.

If you think you’re popular then it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks….

Seems to work for quite a few lounge regulars.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

"Positive mindset.

If you think you’re popular then it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks….

Seems to work for quite a few lounge regulars."

yeah it does

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By *he Silver FuxMan
14 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Shave your chest hair into the shape of two cats with their tails entwined

😽

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
14 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Oooh I know this! Go to a club or a social. Guaranteed fix to all fab problems

Have you tried it"

Many times. That's why I'm so popular innit?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
14 weeks ago

Ends

"Oooh I know this! Go to a club or a social. Guaranteed fix to all fab problems

Have you tried it

Many times. That's why I'm so popular innit?

Ha very good

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By *ittlebirdWoman
14 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Bring cake. I mean everywhere. To the loo, the office, the pool, the gym… EVERYWHERE

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