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"I’d talk to him about what he’d do to the poster above him" Make him watch Rocky. Finally | |||
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"Would like to go to one of Pickles picnic." Join them on the picnic | |||
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"Would like to go to one of Pickles picnic. Join them on the picnic " Eat some food | |||
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"Would like to go to one of Pickles picnic. Join them on the picnic Eat some food " A few drinks | |||
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"Give him my pair of Bowers & Wilkins™ wireless active noise-cancelling earbuds. 🎧 🎶" get him to play his trumpet for me | |||
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"Write a bio for himself. " Grease that bat up | |||
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"Go to the tailors for a fitting. "A coffee and a piece of that lovely cake  | |||
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A coffee and a piece of that lovely cake "Start with a drink or 2, then play with that zip,😁 | |||
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"Go to the tailors for a fitting.
A coffee and a piece of that lovely cake
Start with a drink or 2, then play with that zip,😁"Go to the races at Doncaster, for coffee and cake of course. | |||
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"Fuck him senseless in his van whole I play with his nipples" Pint? | |||
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"Polite nod as I walk past" Get her out of her shell and see her less grumpy 😁😉 | |||
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"Ask him the time for starters!" The lady - hell yes. The gent - I’m straight, but he’s still got a decent physique | |||
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"Polite nod as I walk past Get her out of her shell and see her less grumpy 😁😉" Out of my shell?  | |||
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"Ask him the time for starters! The lady - hell yes. The gent - I’m straight, but he’s still got a decent physique " Raid the book shop at Alnwick together | |||
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"Ask him the time for starters! The lady - hell yes. The gent - I’m straight, but he’s still got a decent physique Raid the book shop at Alnwick together "Buy a book | |||
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"Ask him the time for starters! The lady - hell yes. The gent - I’m straight, but he’s still got a decent physique Raid the book shop at Alnwick together
Play his abs like a xylophone with my tongue
Buy a book" | |||
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"Ask him the time for starters! The lady - hell yes. The gent - I’m straight, but he’s still got a decent physique Raid the book shop at Alnwick together
Buy a book"Play his abs like a xylophone with my tongue | |||
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"Ask him the time for starters! The lady - hell yes. The gent - I’m straight, but he’s still got a decent physique Raid the book shop at Alnwick together
Buy a book
Play his abs like a xylophone with my tongue"Bang her boobs like bongos  | |||
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"Bring the bacon 🥓 " Permit him to cook my bacon sarnie | |||
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"Drinks and laughs" Chat, drinks, tease | |||
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"Drinks and laughs" Playfully bite but 😏😘😘 | |||
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"Be shagged x " Drinks | |||
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"Slåp her salami.🌭" Steal his boxers…. | |||
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"buy him a pair of trousers "Get some gym tips, great physique still | |||
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"I’d give her a bloody huge hug. (And spell it right.)" Clean his glasses K | |||
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"I’d give her a bloody huge hug. (And spell it right.) Clean his glasses K" Probably severely disappoint them haha | |||
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"I’d give her a bloody huge hug. (And spell it right.) Clean his glasses K Probably severely disappoint them haha" Take for a night on the town and inbetween having a great laugh, he could keep people wanting my autograph at bay. Naturally whenever he went to the loo, I'd quietly tell everyone he's a famous porn star who, as his party trick, he can fuck himself, just to see the reaction when people shake his hand and congratulate him on being able to go fuck himself | |||
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"Go karting " Wrap a towel around him as his bum looks better than mine | |||
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"Go karting Wrap a towel around him as his bum looks better than mine "Oh come on you're too kind. I'm the student and you're the master | |||
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"Go karting Wrap a towel around him as his bum looks better than mine
Oh come on you're too kind. I'm the student and you're the master "I can feel a duel coming on | |||
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"Go karting Wrap a towel around him as his bum looks better than mine
Oh come on you're too kind. I'm the student and you're the master
I can feel a duel coming on "Which one of us will be a Jedi and the other a Sith? | |||
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Oh come on you're too kind. I'm the student and you're the master
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Which one of us will be a Jedi and the other a Sith? "Go the gym with | |||
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"Go the gym with " Watch him lift | |||
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"Do tell "I told you, OP, and then I got to do it. 😉😉😉🥵🥵🥵 | |||
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"Sit and perv over sexy ladies together. Argue about our favourites." Not that either of us need wingpeople but wingwoman him. With cocktails. And a lot of laughter. Oh and visit a really good bakery. Two things because he deserves them. 🧡 | |||
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"Flirt with outrageously over a cup of tea. Sorry- typo- I meant be too awkward to flirt with over a cup of tea." Buy you a pint | |||
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"Make him drink Nescafé instant " All the rum | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 01/09/24 16:57:37] Make them undelete that post" No!! Old change her name beat me to it, so I’m sulking, The mr | |||
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"I would buy them Camelot. † ⚔️" I could stretch to a coffee | |||
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"I would buy them Camelot. † ⚔️" Elocution lessons followed by McDonald's. | |||
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"I would buy them Camelot. † ⚔️ Elocution lessons followed by McDonald's. " Cocktails x | |||
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"Lots and lots " look and touch! | |||
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"bugger all - does that count? lol" Tell him I want an appointment while I’m still sick. Not in 2 weeks time  | |||
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"bugger all - does that count? lol Tell him I want an appointment while I’m still sick. Not in 2 weeks time "6 - and then it's a running late phone call not a face to face - i have more imortant things to do.... | |||
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"bugger all - does that count? lol Tell him I want an appointment while I’m still sick. Not in 2 weeks time
6 - and then it's a running late phone call not a face to face - i have more imortant things to do...."Pie and a pint, but since I'm invisible.............🤐 | |||
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"bugger all - does that count? lol Tell him I want an appointment while I’m still sick. Not in 2 weeks time "hahaha | |||
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"Snog " snog back! | |||
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"Have a naked cuddle " At a posted age of 69, ask what he did in the war | |||
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"Ask where he gets his suits from " Everything | |||
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"Ask where he gets his suits from Everything "Look at her cut down jeans | |||
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"Judge the wet t shirt competition "😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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"Tell him he is the first person we have ever known use the word spurter" Watch them through the window as I cleaned them, make a mess of them again, clean them and then charge them twice 😃 | |||
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"you just get on with your gobble, not worry about my ireesponsibilities, not that i thought i had been" , Look up the meaning of Lothario  | |||
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"Is that tea or coffee?" Plot to raise the Titanic with him | |||
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"Is that tea or coffee? Plot to raise the Titanic with him "Suggest using tits' floatation devices on said titanic | |||
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"Let him take me watch shopping 😀" Have a shower with him. | |||
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"Bacon sarnie at the cafe " Remove those jeans | |||
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"Bacon sarnie at the cafe Remove those jeans "Do a rick gig, do a kebab on the way to hotel, do some sex. | |||
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"Bacon sarnie at the cafe Remove those jeans
Do a rick gig, do a kebab on the way to hotel, do some sex. "Book | |||
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"Bacon sarnie at the cafe Remove those jeans
Do a rick gig, do a kebab on the way to hotel, do some sex. "Rick Astley?? Have I been Rick rolled 🤣🤣😘 | |||
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"Bacon sarnie at the cafe Remove those jeans
Do a rick gig, do a kebab on the way to hotel, do some sex.
Rick Astley?? Have I been Rick rolled 🤣🤣😘"It was gonna be a rock gig, but hey. A Rick one could be just as good. | |||
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"Bacon sarnie at the cafe Remove those jeans
Do a rick gig, do a kebab on the way to hotel, do some sex.
Rick Astley?? Have I been Rick rolled 🤣🤣😘
It was gonna be a rock gig, but hey. A Rick one could be just as good.
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"Bacon sarnie at the cafe Remove those jeans
Do a rick gig, do a kebab on the way to hotel, do some sex.
Rick Astley?? Have I been Rick rolled 🤣🤣😘
It was gonna be a rock gig, but hey. A Rick one could be just as good.
I think it would be much fun x"Boink!! | |||
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Do a rick gig, do a kebab on the way to hotel, do some sex.
Rick Astley?? Have I been Rick rolled 🤣🤣😘
It was gonna be a rock gig, but hey. A Rick one could be just as good.
I think it would be much fun x
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"Another bacon sarnie. I'm starving lol" Buy some fake tan for the white bits | |||
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"Another bacon sarnie. I'm starving lol Buy some fake tan for the white bits " Open that box!!!😂😉😉x | |||
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"Another bacon sarnie. I'm starving lol Buy some fake tan for the white bits Open that box!!!😂😉😉x" Go out for tea! | |||
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"Another bacon sarnie. I'm starving lol Buy some fake tan for the white bits Open that box!!!😂😉😉x" I think her boobs are asking to be set free. I’d do my bit to help them | |||
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"Another bacon sarnie. I'm starving lol Buy some fake tan for the white bits Open that box!!!😂😉😉x I think her boobs are asking to be set free. I’d do my bit to help them "You take the left and I'll take the right? | |||
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"Another bacon sarnie. I'm starving lol Buy some fake tan for the white bits Open that box!!!😂😉😉x I think her boobs are asking to be set free. I’d do my bit to help them
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"Go out for drinks " Drinks to start , then everything | |||
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"Go out for drinks Drinks to start , then everything "Invite her to watch a MM | |||
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"Go out for drinks Drinks to start , then everything
Invite her to watch a MM"Not for us sorry | |||
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Not for us sorry "have a threesome | |||
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"Go out for drinks Drinks to start , then everything
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"Go out for drinks Drinks to start , then everything
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Yes please "Lick in between her toes Mr | |||
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"Go out for drinks Drinks to start , then everything
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Yes please "Go for drinks and see if there's a connection to take things further | |||
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