FabSwingers.com forum: Tescos sex toys

By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?

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By *eedsmale36Man
15 weeks ago

Leeds

I bought a two man inflatable canoe from Aldi does that count ?

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By *zeroMan
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

I assume they wont be using the slogo, every little helps, in this case?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
15 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?"

Do cucumbers and butternut squashes count? 🤔

*not for me....obvs.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?

Do cucumbers and butternut squashes count? 🤔

*not for me....obvs....."

You strike me as more of an aubergine person

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By *imi_RougeWoman
15 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?"

I wonder if they need to check your age for them?

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By *ewbootsandpanties99Man
15 weeks ago

Darkest South East Surrey

"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?"

Do they sell these at Tesco in Crawley????? I'm going there tomorrow, I might have to discreetly check.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?

I wonder if they need to check your age for them?"

Imagine the till screaming at you while you’re holding a clit massager

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?

I wonder if they need to check your age for them?"

Interesting point. Is there an age of consent for dildos? I've never considered that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

Im only visiting crawley i haven’t been to the tesco down here but i know the Lichfield one is stocked up

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I think there is hope your good cinnamon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?

I wonder if they need to check your age for them?

Interesting point. Is there an age of consent for dildos? I've never considered that."

You’re asking the right questions

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By *rettCoolMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"I assume they wont be using the slogo, every little helps, in this case?"

Haha

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Yep. I chuck them in the basket with the weekly shop 👍🏻

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By *rettCoolMan
15 weeks ago

Dunfermline

No come on no 1s going to purchase a doldo with there weekly shop surly .. can I have that in a separate bag please ..

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By *uri00620Woman
15 weeks ago

Croydon

I've never bought sex toys there but I was teaching a lesson on condom use overseas where such things as prosthetics didn't exist.

At the checkout I bought: 50 cucumbers and about 100 condoms.

Plus lots of cling film to wrap over the eyes and vaseline to rub over the top to obscure vision in an attempt to emulate getting d*unk.

It was a fun lesson but I did get a lot of pointed looks in the supermarket (esp when I told the chap at checkout I had a busy night planned)

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By *hubs101Man
15 weeks ago

West Midlands

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By *hubs101Man
15 weeks ago

West Midlands

"Im only visiting crawley i haven’t been to the tesco down here but i know the Lichfield one is stocked up

Surely the Lichfield clientele are to "upmarket" to shop in Tesco's for sex toys? Do Waitrose sell them? 🤔😅

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By *aomilatteCouple
15 weeks ago

Midlands

"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?"

Thought this was a wind up! However also on Tesco website is a Lovehoney Frisky Rabbit vibrator for £25! You'll get Tesco points with that...every little helps

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By *agatoXXXMan
15 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I assume they wont be using the slogo, every little helps, in this case?"

The new slogan on penis pumps is "helps every little one"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"Im only visiting crawley i haven’t been to the tesco down here but i know the Lichfield one is stocked up

Surely the Lichfield clientele are to "upmarket" to shop in Tesco's for sex toys? Do Waitrose sell them? 🤔😅"

😂 waitrose will definitely have them in the back the only difference will be that its a moet brand penis pump lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?

Thought this was a wind up! However also on Tesco website is a Lovehoney Frisky Rabbit vibrator for £25! You'll get Tesco points with that...every little helps

If you want a decent laugh read the reviews

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

"I bought a two man inflatable canoe from Aldi does that count ? "

Was it a pink canoe?

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By *ershamMan
15 weeks ago

_ersham

We sell vibrators in my tesco store

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

Superstore or like a Tesco Express?

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
15 weeks ago

south coast IOW

I bought a little bullet vibrator froma supermarket. I was on my way to party and my stockings laddered so stopped for more. Went to tesco self check out wearing a leather dress and very hight stilettos and purchasing a bottle of asti a bullet vibrator a pair of lace top hold ups and a box of condoms. It was around 7.30 on a Saturday night. The poor guy of about 23 didnt know where to look when he came to verify my age. 😂😂.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"I bought a little bullet vibrator froma supermarket. I was on my way to party and my stockings laddered so stopped for more. Went to tesco self check out wearing a leather dress and very hight stilettos and purchasing a bottle of asti a bullet vibrator a pair of lace top hold ups and a box of condoms. It was around 7.30 on a Saturday night. The poor guy of about 23 didnt know where to look when he came to verify my age. 😂😂.

I think this is the answer we were all looking for lol

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

The penis pumps and vibrators had discount on them the other day and extra club card points if anyone wants one.

One aisle over from the back to school stuff!

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By *elix SightedMan
15 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I bought a two man insertable canoe from Aldi does that count ? "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"The penis pumps and vibrators had discount on them the other day and extra club card points if anyone wants one.

One aisle over from the back to school stuff!

Well atleast my tesco puts them by the toiletries 😂

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By *ershamMan
15 weeks ago

_ersham

Was a metro no superstore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

I find that interesting… do they actually sell from your store?

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By *ershamMan
15 weeks ago

_ersham

Yes next to condoms and lube lol

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By *ozzybear1981Man
15 weeks ago

preston

Does baby oil count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

I meant do you sell a lot?

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By *ershamMan
15 weeks ago

_ersham

A few at least 8 a week

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
15 weeks ago

Watford

"Im still baffled by the whole process do people take them to self check out?"

Knowing my luck, it wouldn't scan; or be recognised by the weighing scale, then of course, I'd have to have the assistant come over to deal with it.

I swear that the self-checkouts deliberately fail when you buy lubes or condoms or anti-diarrhoea tablets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

I know the feeling all to well or the till will start screaming just to alert the people around you. I feel like you have to go to a tesco that isnt your local

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

Im actually surprised

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By *ershamMan
15 weeks ago

_ersham

Most of are check out staff dont know wot they are

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
15 weeks ago

Next Door

"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?"

Boots often sell their toys for a reduced price.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

Do they live in s box? I find it funny they are so unaware but theres a whole “fabber” working with them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"I remember when it was rare to find a decent condom in the shop but now tesco are selling penis pumps etc. has anyone ever bought a toy from a tesco asda etc?

Boots often sell their toys for a reduced price.

I didn’t know boots had toys i must live in a box

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By *ershamMan
15 weeks ago

_ersham

A lot of are colleagues dont know wot they are as not from are culture no disrespect intended

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
15 weeks ago

south coast IOW

I think this is the answer we were all looking for lol"

It wasnt my local one so it made me laugh.

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By *agnar73Man
15 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"The penis pumps and vibrators had discount on them the other day and extra club card points if anyone wants one.

One aisle over from the back to school stuff!

😂

Bonus points.

I’ve noticed that things like that in supermarkets but not looked too closely so far.

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By *batMan
15 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Go buy it. It's no big deal.

Gbat

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