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"Do you like pickles?" Actual pickles. Like the sort you get on burgers? No. They actually make me gag. I can taste if they've been removed as they contaminate everything they touch. 🤢 | |||
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"If you'd never found Fab, what do you think you'd be doing right now?" Exactly the same but with less sex. | |||
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"Do you want to taste my pickle some time?" Does it taste of pickles? I might if it doesn't. 🤣 | |||
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"As requested by Pickle. Vote thank you please. *Ask me anything Veracity is likely but not guaranteed. " Which 3 biscuits would you Eat drip Dunk Get rid of for ever and it the biccy of the devil | |||
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"Who would win in a turf war smack down between the Muppets and the Sesame Street gang? " The Muppets. They play dirty. Sesame Street are too wholesome apart from Cookie Monster. He's pure filth. | |||
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"Who is the best baker ? You or B ? " B. All day, every day. 😍 | |||
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"Who is the best baker ? You or B ? B. All day, every day. 😍" I’m voting for his moobs then 😂 | |||
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"As requested by Pickle. Vote thank you please. *Ask me anything Veracity is likely but not guaranteed. Which 3 biscuits would you Eat drip Dunk Get rid of for ever and it the biccy of the devil" Extremely Chocolatey Ring Chocolate Digestive Pink Wafer | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill?" Excluding your husband! | |||
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"If you hadn't married Beef, who would you marry... A from Fab? B a celebrity?" A Misty Peaks B Ryan Reynolds 😍 | |||
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"Do you want to taste my pickle some time? Does it taste of pickles? I might if it doesn't. 🤣" Of course it doesn’t  | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? Excluding your husband! " You can renew wedding vowels | |||
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"Who is the best baker ? You or B ? B. All day, every day. 😍 I’m voting for his moobs then 😂" Vote for my boobs, taste his pastries! 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? Excluding your husband! You can renew wedding vowels " boring! She’ll choose him | |||
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"As requested by Pickle. Vote thank you please. *Ask me anything Veracity is likely but not guaranteed. " On a scale of 1-10 how much can we do the scissors? Please and thank you 😘 | |||
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"Why do read and lead rhyme, read and lead rhyme but read and lead doesn’t and neither does read and lead? " Because. 😁 | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? Excluding your husband! You can renew wedding vowels " What about consonants? I'll have a p please Bob. 😇 | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill?" I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now. Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight. Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇 | |||
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"How are you going to celebrate winning fab's best boobs comp? " Pshaw. It's gonna be Mrs TMN. But if it's me I'll celebrate with a full minute video of me touching my boobs. Hint hint. | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? Excluding your husband! You can renew wedding vowels What about consonants? I'll have a p please Bob. 😇" You can have a P anytime you want mate. Just wash those hands after 🙌 | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? Excluding your husband! You can renew wedding vowels " I'm a wedding consonant B | |||
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"Why do read and lead rhyme, read and lead rhyme but read and lead doesn’t and neither does read and lead? Because. 😁" Pffft | |||
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"How are you going to celebrate winning fab's best boobs comp? Pshaw. It's gonna be Mrs TMN. But if it's me I'll celebrate with a full minute video of me touching my boobs. Hint hint. " If somebody (me) can prove (I) they voted for you, can (I) they get a private viewing of the vid??  | |||
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"Hi Julie, long time listener, first time caller. Would you like it up the bum tonight? B" 🤣🤣 There goes the wine | |||
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"What dinosaur would you take to the beach for a picnic? 🤔" I'm worrying that I'm missing an obvious beach/picnic joke/pun here. But a Triceratops to my Tricerabottom sounds good. 😈 | |||
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"Hi Julie, long time listener, first time caller. Would you like it up the bum tonight? B"  | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? Excluding your husband! You can renew wedding vowels I'm a wedding consonant B" I love you 😘 | |||
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"As requested by Pickle. Vote thank you please. *Ask me anything Veracity is likely but not guaranteed. On a scale of 1-10 how much can we do the scissors? Please and thank you 😘" 10 ✂️❤️ | |||
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"Where is the best pub you’ve been to" I liked one in London that I can't remember the name. Played Cards Against Humanity with some awesome people. Currently in my proper fave. Not mentioning it here though. 😬 | |||
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"Why do read and lead rhyme, read and lead rhyme but read and lead doesn’t and neither does read and lead? Because. 😁 Pffft" It is though. English is shitty. And mean. | |||
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"Hi Julie, long time listener, first time caller. Would you like it up the bum tonight? B" Go on then. Just for the film reference. 😍 | |||
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"How are you going to celebrate winning fab's best boobs comp? Pshaw. It's gonna be Mrs TMN. But if it's me I'll celebrate with a full minute video of me touching my boobs. Hint hint. If somebody (me) can prove (I) they voted for you, can (I) they get a private viewing of the vid?? "That is a fantastic idea. Yes. I will have to film it. But yes. | |||
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"Where is the best pub you’ve been to I liked one in London that I can't remember the name. Played Cards Against Humanity with some awesome people. Currently in my proper fave. Not mentioning it here though. 😬" That’s actually one of my favourite pubs also. I visit there often. | |||
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"This is fun. More people should do AMAs " 😂 I'm needing to concentrate on my keyboard now! | |||
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"How are you going to celebrate winning fab's best boobs comp? Pshaw. It's gonna be Mrs TMN. But if it's me I'll celebrate with a full minute video of me touching my boobs. Hint hint. If somebody (me) can prove (I) they voted for you, can (I) they get a private viewing of the vid?? "🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞 | |||
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"As requested by Pickle. Vote thank you please. *Ask me anything Veracity is likely but not guaranteed. On a scale of 1-10 how much can we do the scissors? Please and thank you 😘 10 ✂️❤️" Oooffttt 😈 | |||
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"Would you rather end world hunger or have your own lightsaber? " I can pretend with a wrapping paper tube and zzzzummmm noises. Ending world hunger is a no brainer. | |||
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"Does Beef ever cry wank because you're not talking to him but posting on the forums instead?" No. Because he gets to take me up the arse tonight. | |||
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"And tears make the best lube. 🤣" Might vote for you because a sense of humour is always a winner. Maybe. | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now. Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight. Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇" I’ll get my veil ordered 😍 | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now. Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight. Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇 I’ll get my veil ordered 😍" Oh I missed this, fancy a threesome on your wedding night ladies? | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now. Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight. Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇 I’ll get my veil ordered 😍 Oh I missed this, fancy a threesome on your wedding night ladies? " Heck yeah! 🫠😈 | |||
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"War. What is it good for? " Absolutely nothing! Top tune Mrs KC! 😍 | |||
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"War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Top tune Mrs KC! 😍" Inspired by this question (Say it again!); Music: Favourite genre. Favourite format (I.e. vinyl, CD, download) Song you're most likely to sing. | |||
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"War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Top tune Mrs KC! 😍" Correct answers x2! | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote?" I flippin' hope your head hasn't been turned   | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote? I flippin' hope your head hasn't been turned "This isn’t casa amor | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote? I flippin' hope your head hasn't been turned
This isn’t casa amor "Eres mi amor 😍 | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote? I flippin' hope your head hasn't been turned
This isn’t casa amor
Eres mi amor 😍"You’re just sweet talking me for my vote. | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote? I flippin' hope your head hasn't been turned
This isn’t casa amor
Eres mi amor 😍
You’re just sweet talking me for my vote. "And your pickle | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote? I flippin' hope your head hasn't been turned
This isn’t casa amor
Eres mi amor 😍
You’re just sweet talking me for my vote.
And your pickle"Someone has to like my pickle | |||
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"War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Top tune Mrs KC! 😍 Inspired by this question (Say it again!); Music: Favourite genre. Favourite format (I.e. vinyl, CD, download) Song you're most likely to sing." Genre: tough choice but probably indie Format: generally streaming for convenience but vinyl is beautiful. Song: Whatever nonsense is in my head inspired by whatever is happening. But my current hyperfixation is Good Luck, Babe! by Chappell Roan | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now. Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight. Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇 I’ll get my veil ordered 😍 Oh I missed this, fancy a threesome on your wedding night ladies? " Foursome. I’m claiming Prima Nocta | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote?" Yes. It's been fun vote or no vote. We'll see if tomorrow Julie agrees but at the moment I've amused myself 😂 | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote? Yes. It's been fun vote or no vote. We'll see if tomorrow Julie agrees but at the moment I've amused myself 😂" Hi tomorrow Julie.  | |||
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"I have another question darling OP if I may? If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death? The answer is kinda important.." …. I used to love you. | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote? Yes. It's been fun vote or no vote. We'll see if tomorrow Julie agrees but at the moment I've amused myself 😂 Hi tomorrow Julie. "You’re too early... If I can fill this thread then tomorrow Julie will never know! | |||
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"So was this thread worth it for my vote? Yes. It's been fun vote or no vote. We'll see if tomorrow Julie agrees but at the moment I've amused myself 😂 Hi tomorrow Julie.
You’re too early... If I can fill this thread then tomorrow Julie will never know! "I’ll fill it with you. | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now. Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight. Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇 I’ll get my veil ordered 😍 Oh I missed this, fancy a threesome on your wedding night ladies? Foursome. I’m claiming Prima Nocta" In. 😍 | |||
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"I have another question darling OP if I may? If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death? The answer is kinda important.. …. I used to love you. " You know you still do 🥰 | |||
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"I have another question darling OP if I may? If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death? The answer is kinda important.. …. I used to love you. You know you still do 🥰" I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal | |||
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"I have another question darling OP if I may? If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death? The answer is kinda important.." I'm not really the fighting type. I think hugs and snacks. Can hamsters do scissors? 🤔 | |||
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"I have another question darling OP if I may? If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death? The answer is kinda important.. …. I used to love you. You know you still do 🥰 I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal " Your giant hamster friend Brian said to say hello… | |||
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"I have another question darling OP if I may? If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death? The answer is kinda important.. I'm not really the fighting type. I think hugs and snacks. Can hamsters do scissors? 🤔" I’ve not asked them. Let me check. Hugs and scissors. Check ♥️ | |||
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"I have another question darling OP if I may? If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death? The answer is kinda important.. …. I used to love you. You know you still do 🥰 I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal Your giant hamster friend Brian said to say hello…" Who is Brian? 🥲 Stupid brain | |||
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"I have another question darling OP if I may? If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death? The answer is kinda important.. …. I used to love you. You know you still do 🥰 I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal Your giant hamster friend Brian said to say hello… Who is Brian? 🥲 Stupid brain " The giant hamster 🤷♂️ | |||
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"I have another question darling OP if I may? If you had to fight a giant hamster would you just hug it or go all out and fight to the death? The answer is kinda important.. …. I used to love you. You know you still do 🥰 I can’t stop thinking about this betrayal Your giant hamster friend Brian said to say hello… Who is Brian? 🥲 Stupid brain The giant hamster 🤷♂️" My brain is broken sorry | |||
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"Red or blue? Pink or purple? Yellow or orange? Black or white?" Blue Both Yellow Both I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘 | |||
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"Red or blue? Pink or purple? Yellow or orange? Black or white? Blue Both Yellow Both I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘" Those were binary options | |||
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"Red or blue? Pink or purple? Yellow or orange? Black or white? Blue Both Yellow Both I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘 Those were binary options "Schrodinger's Julie 😈 | |||
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"Red or blue? Pink or purple? Yellow or orange? Black or white? Blue Both Yellow Both I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘 Those were binary options
Schrodinger's Julie 😈"Is the cat deceased or living?! | |||
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"Red or blue? Pink or purple? Yellow or orange? Black or white? Blue Both Yellow Both I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘 Those were binary options
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Is the cat deceased or living?! "Does cat mean pussy | |||
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"Red or blue? Pink or purple? Yellow or orange? Black or white? Blue Both Yellow Both I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘 Those were binary options
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Is the cat deceased or living?! "Both 😁 | |||
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"Red or blue? Pink or purple? Yellow or orange? Black or white? Blue Both Yellow Both I'm bisexual. I like both. 😘 Those were binary options
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Is the cat deceased or living?!
Does cat mean pussy "It means whatever you want it to mean | |||
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"Julie, why did the chicken cross the tram tracks? " I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the tram tracks? | |||
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"Do you snore? " I had to ask B, what with being asleep. He says "not often" | |||
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"How many Docs do you own " 2 pairs. | |||
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"Do you snore? I had to ask B, what with being asleep. He says "not often" " Does B snore | |||
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"What's your favourite Taskmaster season and who's your favourite contestant?" Joe! This is mean! Probably season 11 with Mike Wozniak. And Bob Mortimer for favourite contestant. | |||
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"Julie, why did the chicken cross the tram tracks? I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the tram tracks? " I thought you were answering the questions | |||
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"Do you snore? I had to ask B, what with being asleep. He says "not often" Does B snore " Sometimes. If he's on his back. | |||
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"Julie, why did the chicken cross the tram tracks? I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the tram tracks? I thought you were answering the questions "I thought it was a joke. I was doing the appropriate next line. | |||
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"Yo Julie, faf" Right now? Go on then. | |||
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"Yo Julie, faf Right now? Go on then. " Can you meet me in my truck on the A2? | |||
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"Yo Julie, faf Right now? Go on then. Can you meet me in my truck on the A2? " Sure. Flash your lights 3 times. | |||
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"Yo Julie, faf Right now? Go on then. Can you meet me in my truck on the A2? Sure. Flash your lights 3 times. " So we're dogging now? 🤣 | |||
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"Who on the forums would you Marry? Who on the forums would you Fuck? Who on the forums would you Kill? I've already said I'd marry Misty. It would be rude to jilt her now. Fuck. Daizy. If only she wasn't straight. Kill. Ummm, I hope this doesn't get me a holiday. But it would be all over the news. 😇" To be fair, I thought my name would be one of the answers. | |||
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"Last time you farted?" Earlier today. *pbbbthbt* | |||
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"Last time you farted? Earlier today. *pbbbthbt*" Was it wet? 😂🤣 | |||
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"Autocorrect changed that to dated. So when was the last time you dated?" Someone other than B? A couple of weeks ago. It was a first date. 😍 B and I went out this afternoon. Day drinking. 😂😬 | |||
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"Autocorrect changed that to dated. So when was the last time you dated? Someone other than B? A couple of weeks ago. It was a first date. 😍 B and I went out this afternoon. Day drinking. 😂😬" I LOVE first dates. My favourite | |||
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"Yo Julie, faf Right now? Go on then. Can you meet me in my truck on the A2? Sure. Flash your lights 3 times. So we're dogging now? 🤣" I checked. It's in Kent and I've had beer. Shame. 🤣 | |||
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"Last time you farted? Earlier today. *pbbbthbt* Was it wet? 😂🤣" It would be so much funnier to lie. But no, it was crisp and dry. | |||
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"Have you ever had your feet cum on " Nope. | |||
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"What's your favourite Taskmaster season and who's your favourite contestant? Joe! This is mean! Probably season 11 with Mike Wozniak. And Bob Mortimer for favourite contestant. " Very strong choices! Mortimer is an underrated pick | |||
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"When you go ten pin bowling do you have the bumpers up? And… what size ball are you?" Nope. I did used to like it when they were the inflatable ones for the kids so I had an excuse to use them though. Curse you modern technology! Ball size is a 10. | |||
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"When you go ten pin bowling do you have the bumpers up? And… what size ball are you? Nope. I did used to like it when they were the inflatable ones for the kids so I had an excuse to use them though. Curse you modern technology! Ball size is a 10." You’ve got the perfect sized thumb for my anus 🫶 | |||
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"When you go ten pin bowling do you have the bumpers up? And… what size ball are you? Nope. I did used to like it when they were the inflatable ones for the kids so I had an excuse to use them though. Curse you modern technology! Ball size is a 10. You’ve got the perfect sized thumb for my anus 🫶" Wonderful news. And I'll use the other two fingers to caress your ballbag 😍🎳 | |||
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"When you go ten pin bowling do you have the bumpers up? And… what size ball are you? Nope. I did used to like it when they were the inflatable ones for the kids so I had an excuse to use them though. Curse you modern technology! Ball size is a 10. You’ve got the perfect sized thumb for my anus 🫶 Wonderful news. And I'll use the other two fingers to caress your ballbag 😍🎳" Steeeeeeeeeerike! | |||
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"Have you ever heard of Bum Farto? Mrs TMN x" I hadn't. But google suggests I need to know more. I mean, there's a musical! | |||
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"What's the most disgusting? A peanut butter and ham sandwich, or tuna mayo with baked beans in a jacket spud?" Mayo is another thing that makes me gag. So it's the spud. 🤢 | |||
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"What's the most disgusting? A peanut butter and ham sandwich, or tuna mayo with baked beans in a jacket spud? Mayo is another thing that makes me gag. So it's the spud. 🤢" Oh 
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"Have you ever heard of Bum Farto? Mrs TMN x I hadn't. But google suggests I need to know more. I mean, there's a musical! " I know! So fun. Bum. Farto. | |||
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