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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either? "Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?  | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either? "Ooh you could become superwoman and make random holes in the walls  | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Ooh you could become superwoman and make random holes in the walls "She already is a super woman. | |||
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"I'm after a new drill but I'm waiting for them to stock it in the right colour. " Pink? | |||
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"Amazon has recently taken to suggesting to me the "pee rag - for ladies who pee outdoors" 😳" You didn't post to THAT thread on here, did you? | |||
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"I dunno. I think you’d like a drilling. "🤯🧐🥳😂 | |||
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"I’ve been advertised revision books for school exams, perhaps a little intellectually insulting 😂" Oh! | |||
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"Vacuum cleaners, summer dresses, and the twighlight book series
I think Mrs Wick has been browsing on my account. " | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered? "Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Ooh you could become superwoman and make random holes in the walls "I could but I'm too lazy 🥳 | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics "If you want a coach then let me know. | |||
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"I'm after a new drill but I'm waiting for them to stock it in the right colour. " | |||
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"I need a soft close toilet seat, apparently. "Life changing! | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics "It's an improvement on breakdancing, for sure. | |||
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"Amazon has recently taken to suggesting to me the "pee rag - for ladies who pee outdoors" 😳"
Note to self 'do not enter this in to Amazon search bar' | |||
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"I need a soft close toilet seat, apparently.
Life changing!"Living on the edge. Of the toilet seat. | |||
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"No OP, you bear the hallmarks of a woman who needs to be sequestered into the Churchill Suite at Claridges. 😈" | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know. "Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do.  | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either? "Do you have a boat ?Drills could be quite useful on a boat . | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know.
Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do. "Coach as in trainer. To help keep those muscles in shape  | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know.
Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do.
Coach as in trainer.
To help keep those muscles in shape "I know it was my feeble attempt at a play on words  | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either? Do you have a boat ?Drills could be quite useful on a boat ."No boat. 🚢⛵ | |||
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"Hi ur beautiful just the way you are" 😃 | |||
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"Should've went for the mystery box option, if is one, it'd be more exciting to open
"There's a mystery box!? Why was I not informed? | |||
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"It keeps on suggesting books by someone whose work was so bad I gave the only copy I bought a 1 star review " bad algorithm | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know.
Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do.
Coach as in trainer.
To help keep those muscles in shape
I know it was my feeble attempt at a play on words "Tut tut. Give me 50 pressups right now. . . Make it 5 pressups | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know.
Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do.
Coach as in trainer.
To help keep those muscles in shape
I know it was my feeble attempt at a play on words
Tut tut.
Give me 50 pressups right now.
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Make it 5 pressups "I can do 20 while I wait for the kettle to boil 😂 | |||
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"Amazon thinks I would like some new drill bits and sports supplements. Do I look like a woman who would want either?
Are you sure the 'sports supplements' isn't the sex chair you ordered?
Oh might be. I'm putting it forward for the next Olympics
If you want a coach then let me know.
Coach! Are you saying my victims er I mean gentleman callers arrive in a coach. A minibus will do.
Coach as in trainer.
To help keep those muscles in shape
I know it was my feeble attempt at a play on words
Tut tut.
Give me 50 pressups right now.
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Make it 5 pressups
I can do 20 while I wait for the kettle to boil 😂"You've always impressed me.  | |||
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