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"What is something people should know about you before they slide into your DMs? " I am a skeleton that somehow has the muscles to move | |||
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"I may be desperate, but I won't suck cock...yet" In time youngling, in time you shall. The force is strong in you I sense | |||
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"I may be desperate, but I won't suck cock...yet In time youngling, in time you shall. The force is strong in you I sense "I'd probably suck yours to be fair  | |||
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"I may be desperate, but I won't suck cock...yet In time youngling, in time you shall. The force is strong in you I sense
I'd probably suck yours to be fair "Well mine is a female penis so it’s probably fine to suck on it tbh  | |||
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"I may be desperate, but I won't suck cock...yet In time youngling, in time you shall. The force is strong in you I sense
I'd probably suck yours to be fair
Well mine is a female penis so it’s probably fine to suck on it tbh "🫡😆😆 | |||
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"I talk a good game but in reality I’m boring as fuck." Ever tried pushing a haribo in your asshole. That would make you crazy and wild on fab   | |||
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"I'm a shit shag 😂" Yeah but you improve with experience right | |||
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"I'm extremely thick skinned and nothing really phases me, I'm a total piss taker but loving and kind,I don't like fish,I don't do drama or get involved with dramalamas." Oh and I'm probably the most boring, dull person you'll ever meet and I have an IQ of 168 - 160 | |||
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"I'm extremely thick skinned and nothing really phases me, I'm a total piss taker but loving and kind,I don't like fish,I don't do drama or get involved with dramalamas. Oh and I'm probably the most boring, dull person you'll ever meet and I have an IQ of 168 - 160" You keep saying this that you’re dull and boring but I have to say, I find you extremely witty. Stop putting yourself down. | |||
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"I talk a good game but in reality I’m boring as fuck. Ever tried pushing a haribo in your asshole. That would make you crazy and wild on fab "I’ve only done it with wine gums… brb. | |||
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"I'm a shit shag 😂" I bet your not | |||
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"I'm not a sex dispenser and I don't think I'm all that. If you treat me like a nice human bean you have a much better chance of reply. (sorry you touched a nerve this morning) 😬😂" I’ve been trying to touch you | |||
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"I’m busy like 99.5% of the time, so actually arranging something is nearly impossible "I wish you’d told me that | |||
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"That I’m actually extremely shy in person. Extremely!!!" I can talk for the both of us | |||
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"I’m busy like 99.5% of the time, so actually arranging something is nearly impossible
I wish you’d told me that "I’m trying ok 🥲 | |||
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"That I’m actually extremely shy in person. Extremely!!! I can talk for the both of us" 🤣🤣 I should've said this. It's in most of my hidden verifications 😂 | |||
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"What is something people should know about you before they slide into your DMs? " That I’m fat. I’ve made no secret of that. Yet it’s a shock to some when they greet me. | |||
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"I have the body of an 80 year old." And I can't squat, or open my legs very wide. Also, I'll piss myself if you put all of your weight on my stomach. | |||
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"I have the body of an 80 year old. And I can't squat, or open my legs very wide. Also, I'll piss myself if you put all of your weight on my stomach. " | |||
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"I'm extremely thick skinned and nothing really phases me, I'm a total piss taker but loving and kind,I don't like fish,I don't do drama or get involved with dramalamas. Oh and I'm probably the most boring, dull person you'll ever meet and I have an IQ of 168 - 160 You keep saying this that you’re dull and boring but I have to say, I find you extremely witty. Stop putting yourself down." Ahhh bless you,your very kind..... Fancy a shag   | |||
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"What is something people should know about you before they slide into your DMs? That I’m fat. I’ve made no secret of that. Yet it’s a shock to some when they greet me. " I try and tell people too. | |||
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"I'm not a sex dispenser and I don't think I'm all that. If you treat me like a nice human bean you have a much better chance of reply. (sorry you touched a nerve this morning) 😬😂" A bean to flick???? | |||
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yep those are really my photos, and yea im that old!
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"That I can take ages to reply, & neediness and sexual enthusiasm from a complete stranger is a huge turn off " No wonder we get on | |||
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" yep those are really my photos, and yea im that old!
No i don't care!"Ok but do you fancy a fuck? | |||
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" yep those are really my photos, and yea im that old!
No i don't care!
Ok but do you fancy a fuck?"Hell yes!! | |||
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" yep those are really my photos, and yea im that old!
No i don't care!
Ok but do you fancy a fuck?
Hell yes!!"Excellent. I will message you  (I wish) | |||
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"My online and irl chat game is weak. You will think I'm ghosting you weak. B" I am like this just because I struggle with the intensity of 1on1 instant messaging. But in person your chat is not weak. I bet you attract all the ladies | |||
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"I'm quite a slow burner. No, I'm a really slow burner. I don't feel sexual attraction until there's a level of friendship there. It takes ages for me to truly feel comfortable with someone. Even when I do, intermittent chats interspersed with waffling is how I'm comfortable. It doesn't mean I'm any less interested. " We’ve got forever babe | |||
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"I am terrified of social interactions, messaging me probably will get you blocked "can message me if you like, no social interaction is almost a prerequisite with me | |||
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"I won’t have sex with them
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"I hate social meets - when we met I plan to use sex to distract you from looking at me (and distract my mind from thinking about you looking at me). At the same time, I will talk to you virtually at length before we meet to try and suss you out and check we click " Yeah sounds right Lmao | |||
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"I have huge hands, feet and nose. My wife is tiny. We look like a comedy couple." Psssst. No one's looking at your hands, feet and nose, shoulders knees and toes. | |||
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"I have huge hands, feet and nose. My wife is tiny. We look like a comedy couple. Psssst. No one's looking at your hands, feet and nose, shoulders knees and toes." Obvs… just the wife then | |||
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"I have huge hands, feet and nose. My wife is tiny. We look like a comedy couple. Psssst. No one's looking at your hands, feet and nose, shoulders knees and toes. Obvs… just the wife then "22 Apr is truly one of the great Fab couples pics. The other being the dude with the hat, sat with the mirror. Quality. | |||
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"I have huge hands, feet and nose. My wife is tiny. We look like a comedy couple. Psssst. No one's looking at your hands, feet and nose, shoulders knees and toes. Obvs… just the wife then
22 Apr is truly one of the great Fab couples pics. The other being the dude with the hat, sat with the mirror. Quality."*Hat dude is another couple | |||
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"I have huge hands, feet and nose. My wife is tiny. We look like a comedy couple." Ermmmm, you're not alone there!! 🙄 | |||
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"I'm 6ft 3 in heels and built like a tank. I do not have an issue with shorter guys but some guys have an issue with my height. Know this up front as I can do nothing about it!" Let me just get my javelin | |||
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"I talk way too much! x"I’m really shy | |||
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"I talk way too much! x
I’m really shy "Haha!! Yeah right!! | |||
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"I often look like I’ve been left out all night and not slept in days . Quite often that is exactly why I look like that "😂😉 | |||
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"I'm fat "cuddly bear x | |||
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"That I'm not looking to bone people who message me on here 💜" Great. Now I find out.  | |||
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"That I'm not looking to bone people who message me on here 💜 Great. Now I find out. "Okay. I'm not *generally* looking to bone people who message me on here. There are definite exceptions 💜 | |||
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"I've a high sex drive and a hubby thar doesn't satisfy me" Same | |||
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"That I absolutely won't know if I fancy you or not until we've met in person, so no sexy talk before then. " I’m the same, I thought it was weird! Maybe it is, but at least there’s now two of us who can be weird together. Although I’m different because you can gladly go for it with the sexy talk | |||
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"That even though we’re not in love, I’ll make love to you. " You cad. | |||
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"That even though we’re not in love, I’ll make love to you. You cad." I love the real slow, deep strokes with the kisses, hand on the back of her head/ stroking her cheek, looking into her eyes type shit. Like that’s my shit. And that doesn’t mean I love you or even like you. | |||
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"I'm better looking in person than in my pictures 😁" same! This is real I’m way nicer in person. Actually I think some fabbers have actually said that to me | |||
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Oh and I’ll reply for ages then suddenly gone quiet…. I’ve probably fallen asleep randomly 🤣 | |||
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"I spend ages off grid spoon whittling and replies can take many business days as standard… Such is life 🌈" You reply to me instantly usually | |||
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"I spend ages off grid spoon whittling and replies can take many business days as standard… Such is life 🌈 You reply to me instantly usually" That’s because it’s you 😘 | |||
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"I spend ages off grid spoon whittling and replies can take many business days as standard… Such is life 🌈 You reply to me instantly usually That’s because it’s you 😘" You sweet talker | |||
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"You'll probably stop replying once I send a face pic" I send a face pic in the first message and I’ve never had a reply once 🤪 love that for us | |||
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"I'm shit at replying. I'm a catfish. And then there's the mental breakdowns "I relate haha | |||
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"That even though we’re not in love, I’ll make love to you. You cad. I love the real slow, deep strokes with the kisses, hand on the back of her head/ stroking her cheek, looking into her eyes type shit. Like that’s my shit. And that doesn’t mean I love you or even like you. "Damn... That shit sound delightful! | |||
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"That even though we’re not in love, I’ll make love to you. You cad. I love the real slow, deep strokes with the kisses, hand on the back of her head/ stroking her cheek, looking into her eyes type shit. Like that’s my shit. And that doesn’t mean I love you or even like you.
Damn... That shit sound delightful! "You tryna find out? | |||
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I’m just me. Sometimes I’m tired and not at all chatty and other times I’m like tigger. I waffle a lot. Go off on tangents. Like just there where I nearly went on to say I like waffles but preferably the sweet type not the potatoe type. Potato type need beans on them. See. Tangent and pointless waffle. Case in point.
Tbh. Most of this is obvious from chatting to me so they’d know as much before they met me anyway 🤷♀️
Physically - I might love my gym stuff but I also love cake. So I’m not a toned Victoria’s Secret model. But because I’m nearly always down the gym or running or swimming or whatever, I feel like it sounds like I should be. So I try and send ‘real’ photos as well as ‘fab’ photos in advance of a meet so they have time to change their mind or at least disguise their horror  | |||
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"We’ll never meet and I may not be on here much longer "Oh Sai, hope that's not true. | |||
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"That even though we’re not in love, I’ll make love to you. You cad. I love the real slow, deep strokes with the kisses, hand on the back of her head/ stroking her cheek, looking into her eyes type shit. Like that’s my shit. And that doesn’t mean I love you or even like you.
Damn... That shit sound delightful!
You tryna find out? "Can you teleport to my bed, like, now?? | |||
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"I may be desperate, but I won't suck cock...yet" • Willy is now sucking cock (I've been reliably informed). 💯% | |||
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"I may be desperate, but I won't suck cock...yet • Willy is now sucking cock (I've been reliably informed). 💯%" It wasn't for me👎 | |||
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"I may be desperate, but I won't suck cock...yet • Willy is now sucking cock (I've been reliably informed). 💯% It wasn't for me👎" He's under your mentorship...  | |||
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"I may be desperate, but I won't suck cock...yet • Willy is now sucking cock (I've been reliably informed). 💯% It wasn't for me👎 He's under your mentorship... "*was | |||
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"I look much better in my pics than in person... I do warn! "You’re hot in pics. Hotter in person. | |||
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"I'm a sarcastic bbw " | |||
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"I look much better in my pics than in person... I do warn! "Still awaiting this new drink I haven't tried yet. | |||
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"Off putting personality and doughy physique " Your physique isn’t that doughy. Personality… yeah | |||
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"Will chat utter insane bollocks" Women love that shit | |||
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"I may be desperate, but I won't suck cock...yet" Its a running joke here that plenty straight men are doing it... One of the funniest things I learned | |||
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"I have a weepy sore on my nostril 😭 I've just bloody finished antibiotics for a sinus infection and now this 😡" Grrrrrr | |||
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"I have the body of an 80 year old." Where do you keep it? | |||
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"I have the body of an 80 year old. · Where do you keep it?" • Inside her nonagenarian body. 🙂 | |||
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"I have the body of an 80 year old. · Where do you keep it? • Inside her nonagenarian body. 🙂" Safer than a chest freezer | |||
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"That I'm way chubby and broken as fuck. You will need to hold a leg "Now you will need to hold two legs. They are both wonky | |||
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"What is something people should know about you before they slide into your DMs? " That I'm not sexually attracted to men, don't want my cock sucked by a man or wish to penetrate a man, and I'm not going to be convinced otherwise. | |||
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"What is something people should know about you before they slide into your DMs? That I'm not sexually attracted to men, don't want my cock sucked by a man or wish to penetrate a man, and I'm not going to be convinced otherwise. "You just haven’t had the right cock yet. Or whatever men usually say | |||
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"What is something people should know about you before they slide into your DMs? That I'm not sexually attracted to men, don't want my cock sucked by a man or wish to penetrate a man, and I'm not going to be convinced otherwise.
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"I have the body of an 80 year old. · Where do you keep it? • Inside her nonagenarian body. 🙂 Safer than a chest freezer " Ah shit I laughed out loud then died coughing | |||
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"I have the body of an 80 year old. · Where do you keep it? • Inside her nonagenarian body. 🙂 Safer than a chest freezer Ah shit I laughed out loud then died coughing" Sorry | |||
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