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"I have a fishnet bodysuit that will remain in the drawer until the hard work at the gym starts to pay off! As soon as I put it on and looked in the mirror, a rolled pork shoulder trussed up with string came to mind. Ceremoniously thrown in the back of the drawer and will stay there for now! " Omg I'm peeing myself with laughter I think we've all been there!! | |||
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"I have a fishnet bodysuit that will remain in the drawer until the hard work at the gym starts to pay off! As soon as I put it on and looked in the mirror, a rolled pork shoulder trussed up with string came to mind. Ceremoniously thrown in the back of the drawer and will stay there for now! Omg I'm peeing myself with laughter I think we've all been there!! " Yep  | |||
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"I have a fishnet bodysuit that will remain in the drawer until the hard work at the gym starts to pay off! As soon as I put it on and looked in the mirror, a rolled pork shoulder trussed up with string came to mind. Ceremoniously thrown in the back of the drawer and will stay there for now! " 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Still waiting for the right occasion to open my new hot wheels Mr " Brrrrrm! You need the loop for that | |||
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"A while ago I bought a butt plug without checking the exact dimensions… It could be used to anchor yachts. That’s a whole ass full of nope" 
Se this is why i don't buy any - how on earth do you know what size to get! | |||
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"Spreader bar " I really want to use one of these during sex so either we need to have sex or I need to have your spreader bar. | |||
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"A while ago I bought a butt plug without checking the exact dimensions… It could be used to anchor yachts. That’s a whole ass full of nope
Se this is why i don't buy any - how on earth do you know what size to get! "They’re usually in set sizes of small/medium/large. Once you know those sizes, it’s easy. Just avoid the oh holy fuck size | |||
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"A while ago I bought a butt plug without checking the exact dimensions… It could be used to anchor yachts. That’s a whole ass full of nope" I'm terrible for not looking at the dimensions. The only unused toy I've got is a dildo which is giant enough to double as a doorstop. I keep it at the side of the bed to use it as a cosh if anyone ever breaks into the flat. Otherwise if I've got it, I'm going to use it! | |||
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"What does one even do with unwanted sex toys?" Venture out under cover of darkness and strap them to the undercarriages of prominent horse statues around the city. | |||
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"Spreader bar I really want to use one of these during sex so either we need to have sex or I need to have your spreader bar. " It’s a bit awkward for me to carry to a hotel which is why it’s stayed at home. Didn’t think about that when making the purchase 🤣 | |||
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" What does one even do with unwanted sex toys? " Mount them on the car roofs of any local Tory politicians | |||
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"A bar with collar and cuffs attached. A cat’s claw. A wooden paddle. Large quantities of outfits I’ve not got round to wearing. " Remind me to set limits if we meet | |||
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"It’s a bit awkward for me to carry to a hotel which is why it’s stayed at home." Snooker cue case. Photography tripod carrier. Golf bag. Architect’s drawing tube.  | |||
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"It’s a bit awkward for me to carry to a hotel which is why it’s stayed at home. Snooker cue case. Photography tripod carrier. Golf bag. Architect’s drawing tube. "Ok I didn’t think of that | |||
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"Heat of the moment purchase, when porn told me things were a good idea, a big dildo 11 inch girth xl weapon of a cock. It hurts to use so it just lives in the box. What does one even do with unwanted sex toys? " Lovehoney used to have a rabbit amnesty where they'd give you points for returning anything that buzzed, even if it didn't originally come from them. Sadly they don't do any recycling now. The natural love company will take used electrical toys back for recycling but only if you buy a toy from them. Ann Summers will take back their own electronic toys in store but it's not discreet and only covers their toys (and the one time I tried it in Chester they wanted my original receipt which, after 7 years, I obviously didnt have). 99% of them will end up in landfill. | |||
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"It’s a bit awkward for me to carry to a hotel which is why it’s stayed at home. Snooker cue case. Photography tripod carrier. Golf bag. Architect’s drawing tube. "This is how I carry my impact toys around. My spreader bar comes apart into three sections though… Just an FYI for any interested parties | |||
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"Heat of the moment purchase, when porn told me things were a good idea, a big dildo 11 inch girth xl weapon of a cock. It hurts to use so it just lives in the box. What does one even do with unwanted sex toys? " When I was in rehab I told my mum to get rid of everything I had which was alot and she just put them in the normal black bin | |||
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"Spreader bar I really want to use one of these during sex so either we need to have sex or I need to have your spreader bar. It’s a bit awkward for me to carry to a hotel which is why it’s stayed at home. Didn’t think about that when making the purchase 🤣" We can meet somewhere and I’ll carry it home on the train. | |||
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