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By *issBehavexxx OP   Woman
51 weeks ago

essex

So last night I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about when they go to the toilet (no 2) where do they place their cocks.

One said he lets it hang in the toilet while the other said he rests it on the toilet seat. Now I’ve never thought about this until I heard these two talking. So now I’m curious what others do

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Rests it on the seat? You can’t have a poo without a wee coming out so does he just piss on the seat?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
51 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I always wee when I poo ( hello ladies) so hold my willykins so I wee in the loo not over the seat.

Gross

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By *ools and the brainCouple
51 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"So last night I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about when they go to the toilet (no 2) where do they place their cocks.

One said he lets it hang in the toilet while the other said he rests it on the toilet seat. Now I’ve never thought about this until I heard these two talking. So now I’m curious what others do "

Curious about what sort of podcast this was?

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By *hunky GentMan
51 weeks ago

Stamford

Inside the toilet surely.

A no1 always comes before a no2.

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By *dam1971Man
51 weeks ago

Bedford


"So last night I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about when they go to the toilet (no 2) where do they place their cocks.

One said he lets it hang in the toilet while the other said he rests it on the toilet seat. Now I’ve never thought about this until I heard these two talking. So now I’m curious what others do

Curious about what sort of podcast this was? "

Yes, I’m curious too, but please never ever tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I use a purpose built rest that straddles the bowl and prevents the tip from hitting the water

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

I like to sit facing the cistern, rinse the old bellend off after I flush.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"I like to sit facing the cistern, rinse the old bellend off after I flush.

The mr "

I'm glad you identified it was the Mr 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Disgusting.

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By *issBehavexxx OP   Woman
51 weeks ago

essex


"Rests it on the seat? You can’t have a poo without a wee coming out so does he just piss on the seat?"

He’s words were, as he was asked this question, he’ll move it to pee then place it back on the seat, he did take a fair bit of humorous abuse for this tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"Rests it on the seat? You can’t have a poo without a wee coming out so does he just piss on the seat?

He’s words were, as he was asked this question, he’ll move it to pee then place it back on the seat, he did take a fair bit of humorous abuse for this tbf"

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
51 weeks ago

Cumbria


"So last night I was listening to a podcast and they were talking about when they go to the toilet (no 2) where do they place their cocks.

One said he lets it hang in the toilet while the other said he rests it on the toilet seat. Now I’ve never thought about this until I heard these two talking. So now I’m curious what others do "

I wonder if these men were trying to humble brag about the size of their cocks?

Resting it on the seat means they will just piss on the seat, and of course risk passing anything they have on to the next person who rests it on the seat.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
51 weeks ago

Next Door


"I like to sit facing the cistern, rinse the old bellend off after I flush.

The mr "

Nothing like a bleachy bellend to get the pulse racing

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By *issBehavexxx OP   Woman
51 weeks ago

essex

Just found the convo on tt if anyone’s curious

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe3A8XaE/

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By *hil most chillMan
51 weeks ago

London, South East & Europe

Resting it on the seat is the most psychotic thing I've read here today

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Normally I throw it over my shoulder 😜🤣 other times let it rest on the seat!

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By *illingdon_ladMan
51 weeks ago

Bicester

And this people is why public toilets are disgusting! Imagine the uti's you could get because someone rests their bellend on the seat

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"I like to sit facing the cistern, rinse the old bellend off after I flush.

The mr "

Ah, doing an AJ Slater.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

The willy should always dangle into the pan. Anything else is just asking for a pissy disaster

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By *neeyedwillieMan
51 weeks ago

Darlington

Be a man! Do it all in the shower!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 21/08/24 09:02:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"Be a man! Do it all in the shower!

"

Aye, steady on Sylvester Stallone!

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By *rishman75Man
51 weeks ago

Chessington/epsom

hang in the toliet always

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By *ubikslongswordMan
51 weeks ago

Rubiksville

I heard somewhere (don't ask for a source because I can't remember)

"Every poo-poo time is a pee-pee time but not every pee-pee time is a poo-poo time"

So if someone rests Mr Johnson on the toilet seat there's going to be a warm puddle on the floor.

Let it hang!

Also while we're on the subject, did you know around 50% of the population wipe while still seated the other 50% stand to wipe, and until the conversation is had most don't realise the other exist

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago


"I heard somewhere (don't ask for a source because I can't remember)

"Every poo-poo time is a pee-pee time but not every pee-pee time is a poo-poo time"

So if someone rests Mr Johnson on the toilet seat there's going to be a warm puddle on the floor.

Let it hang!

Also while we're on the subject, did you know around 50% of the population wipe while still seated the other 50% stand to wipe, and until the conversation is had most don't realise the other exist"

Always seated, it makes for easier access

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
51 weeks ago

somewhere

Something I never wondered but now I am

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Stop being a nob, … he’d piss all over the floor.

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By *ddie1966Man
51 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Betwixt bowl and seat the sit down hard.

It nice to remind yourself at can be painful being a man at least once a day

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Hang in the toilet so I can have a piss to

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By *aytime78Man
51 weeks ago

Huddersfield

the worst is when your absolutely bustin for a shite and you tun to the bog jumping up n down you just about manage to pull your kecks down in time and get sat down but your widgie isnt position right and it squirts over your Hand as you tuck it in and through the gap between the seat and the bowl and over your roller down trowsers by your ankles its a fuckin mare

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I rest it over my shoulder like a regimental soldier and have one of those curly swirly straws as a catheter feeding back into the loo…

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

That’s ridiculous

There is only one way, Willy dangling down.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Willy hanging in the pot

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