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"Por qué ?" No se preocupe señor. Fue simplemente un pensamiento ocioso y no es obligatorio, pero puedes asumir el puesto e intentarlo si lo deseas.  | |||
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry. The mr " Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise. The Mrs. | |||
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"Por qué ? No se preocupe señor. Fue simplemente un pensamiento ocioso y no es obligatorio, pero puedes asumir el puesto e intentarlo si lo deseas. "Ah, oui  | |||
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry. The mr " I thought that at your age Mike x Does it have to be fully gay though Granny? I couldn't go all in  | |||
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry. The mr I thought that at your age Mike x Does it have to be fully gay though Granny? I couldn't go all in "The weaker ones could start and build up but you look like you could take the full plunge from the start. | |||
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"Sounds gay. …. I’m out.  "Out ? Woody's in everyone. Assume the position Woody. | |||
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"Sounds gay. …. I’m out.
Out ? Woody's in everyone. Assume the position Woody."Woody is in everyone?….  … I wish | |||
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry. The mr Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise. The Mrs." As if you pulled the “ just put the tip in “ trick on me. No I can’t do it, I can’t put a human sausage roll in my mouth. 😷😷 The mr | |||
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry. The mr Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise. The Mrs. As if you pulled the “ just put the tip in “ trick on me. No I can’t do it, I can’t put a human sausage roll in my mouth. 😷😷 The mr " Ewww, sausage rolls are flaky and greasy, no wonder you can’t face the prospect. Cock, on the other hand… | |||
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"I don't mind the sucking cock bit After that I'm kinda out though" Oh! ... and the odd show tune | |||
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry. The mr Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise. The Mrs." Definitely ( mr) | |||
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"Once Elons sex robots hit the supermarket shelves men will completely abandon women. " They’d need a network connection to receive pictures of cocks over toilet bowls  | |||
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry. The mr Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise. The Mrs. As if you pulled the “ just put the tip in “ trick on me. No I can’t do it, I can’t put a human sausage roll in my mouth. 😷😷 The mr " Granny is vegan so I don't think she's suggesting in the mouth  | |||
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"I would if I could but I don’t like cock. Sorry. The mr Just try it. You will learn to like it. I promise. The Mrs. As if you pulled the “ just put the tip in “ trick on me. No I can’t do it, I can’t put a human sausage roll in my mouth. 😷😷 The mr Granny is vegan so I don't think she's suggesting in the mouth "Has anyone research the effects of lube on flaky pastry?🤔 | |||
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"I came to that conclusion 2 minutes ago. The world would be a happier place don't you think ? Time to start collecting test tubes people. " That's not strictly necessary, I find 3 pints is usually enough. Yeah, yeah.. I won't say nothin to your wife/gf/mistress now flop it out  | |||
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"All men are gay. They prefer the company of other men than they do women (not all men) They even invented football so men that can't carry a decent conversation would have something to talk to other men about. Once Elons sex robots hit the supermarket shelves men will completely abandon women. " I can't believe what Mark did to Louise in Love is Blind last night. He's such a bastard, right? | |||
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"I came to that conclusion 2 minutes ago. The world would be a happier place don't you think ? Time to start collecting test tubes people. " Probably yes | |||
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"No chance!! Can’t cook, have no fashion sense and am a dreadful dancer… the gay community would lose its reputation if they let me in… plus Im not one for ‘the cock!’ "You only have kneel or bend over. So it’s ok you’re not one for the cock. Just be a good boy and bite your teeth | |||
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"All men are gay. They prefer the company of other men than they do women (not all men) They even invented football so men that can't carry a decent conversation would have something to talk to other men about. Once Elons sex robots hit the supermarket shelves men will completely abandon women. " There is some truth in this. I would get mine chipped to do the Peter Crouch robot dance everytime she brought me a beer in French Maid kit. | |||
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"Where would I get my dick from, Granny, if all men were gay?" Ann Summers! | |||
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"No chance!! Can’t cook, have no fashion sense and am a dreadful dancer… the gay community would lose its reputation if they let me in… plus Im not one for ‘the cock!’ "Try Todge Todger! | |||
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"No chance!! Can’t cook, have no fashion sense and am a dreadful dancer… the gay community would lose its reputation if they let me in… plus Im not one for ‘the cock!’
You only have kneel or bend over. So it’s ok you’re not one for the cock. Just be a good boy and bite your teeth "This made me snigger more than it should have No one wants me bent over exposing the overgrown toxic wasteland of my arse - i might be overselling it still | |||
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"No chance!! Can’t cook, have no fashion sense and am a dreadful dancer… the gay community would lose its reputation if they let me in… plus Im not one for ‘the cock!’
You only have kneel or bend over. So it’s ok you’re not one for the cock. Just be a good boy and bite your teeth "It's all fun and games until you wake up with bruised knees and an awkward limp! | |||
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"No chance!! Can’t cook, have no fashion sense and am a dreadful dancer… the gay community would lose its reputation if they let me in… plus Im not one for ‘the cock!’
You only have kneel or bend over. So it’s ok you’re not one for the cock. Just be a good boy and bite your teeth
It's all fun and games until you wake up with bruised knees and an awkward limp! "I provide knee pads | |||
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"I came to that conclusion 2 minutes ago. The world would be a happier place don't you think ? Time to start collecting test tubes people. " No it wouldn't, it would be more toxic | |||
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"All Men Should Be Gay....... " #Notallmen Actually only the tall ones (leave us shorties) | |||
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"It would definitely keep the population down ." Nah, the wimmin would be stealing the juices of men to put in their turkey basters. | |||
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"I came to that conclusion 2 minutes ago. The world would be a happier place don't you think ? Time to start collecting test tubes people. " You think all Gay people are ‘nice’? Many Gay men are fucking arseholes (except those that are bottoms only 😉) | |||
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"When you say gay, do you mean Fab Straight?" Noooooooooo I mean very flamboyant clothing and laughs a lot. | |||
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"Where would I get my dick from, Granny, if all men were gay?" Same place you get all your dick. Back of Morrisons | |||
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"One of the gay rights activists Mr Shall I call you Mr?" I read that in his voice 😂 | |||
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"I'm not sure I could cope with all the hissing. B" What are you doing to get hissed B ? Is yours an inflatable ? | |||
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"Why would the world be a better place? Would all women have to be lesbians?" Noooooooooo we'd have a day off , get our hair done and fiddle n diddle at bed time I can feel my own boobs and I do it best..... | |||
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"Why would the world be a better place? Would all women have to be lesbians? Noooooooooo we'd have a day off , get our hair done and fiddle n diddle at bed time I can feel my own boobs and I do it best..... " plus you can all lick each other or use straps on when you have your lady sleepovers | |||
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""The Gays" would be outraged They'd have no "straight guys" to hunt "Ha trans and TVs would be livid with no straight men to meet and fuck | |||
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