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"I want a pot noodle RIGHT NOW" What flavour? | |||
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"I want a pot noodle RIGHT NOW What flavour? " I hope it's chicken and mushroom | |||
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"I want a pot noodle RIGHT NOW What flavour? " The only correct answer is chicken and mushroom. | |||
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"I had a guy message Fuck now ... ..." I would have replied with Fuck No. | |||
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"I want a pot noodle RIGHT NOW What flavour? The only correct answer is chicken and mushroom." I guessed correctly! | |||
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"I want a pot noodle RIGHT NOW What flavour? The only correct answer is chicken and mushroom." King pot or regular? | |||
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"I want a pot noodle RIGHT NOW What flavour? The only correct answer is chicken and mushroom. King pot or regular?" King pot of course. Made With 185ml of boiling water, no more, no less. This produces a perfect sauce to noodle ratio. Can be eaten straight from the pot, or to stuff on a slice of bread n butter.  | |||
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"I had a guy message Fuck now ... ... I would have replied with Fuck No. " 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"I had a guy message Fuck now ... I would have replied with Fuck No." 😂 Perfect. 10/10, no notes. | |||
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"Right here, right now There is no other place I want to be Right here, right now Watching the world wake up from history" *sigh* My era of music, right there. | |||
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no." You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner? | |||
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no. You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner? " You presume I'd ever have a partner. And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone. | |||
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no. You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner? You presume I'd ever have a partner. And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone. " Bloody hell saw the bio you like men aged 98? I've got ages to wait now | |||
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no. You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner? You presume I'd ever have a partner. And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone. Bloody hell saw the bio you like men aged 98? I've got ages to wait now " No. I like to message men I like. | |||
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"And the response to me putting up song lyrics was 2 unsolicited dick picks and someone's 'copy and paste' fantasy. FFS, that's 2 more for the block list. " Ewww, I hate it when you post on a thread and you get the creepy lurkers who message trying to get sex chat or send nasty pics, gross. | |||
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no. You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner? You presume I'd ever have a partner. And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone. " You need to put on your profile, evening sex only! If you're lucky enough to get that. I confess never seen that on a profile.
Some of the best sex I ever had was in the morning, after a good nights rest. More energy to really give her a good seeing to. Followed by more sleep. Coyote, you're missing out love  | |||
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no. You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner? You presume I'd ever have a partner. And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone. You need to put on your profile, evening sex only! If you're lucky enough to get that. I confess never seen that on a profile.
Some of the best sex I ever had was in the morning, after a good nights rest. More energy to really give her a good seeing to. Followed by more sleep. Coyote, you're missing out love "I'm really not | |||
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"And the response to me putting up song lyrics was 2 unsolicited dick picks and someone's 'copy and paste' fantasy. FFS, that's 2 more for the block list. Ewww, I hate it when you post on a thread and you get the creepy lurkers who message trying to get sex chat or send nasty pics, gross. " Steps away from the keyboard 😂😂 | |||
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"And the response to me putting up song lyrics was 2 unsolicited dick picks and someone's 'copy and paste' fantasy. FFS, that's 2 more for the block list. Ewww, I hate it when you post on a thread and you get the creepy lurkers who message trying to get sex chat or send nasty pics, gross. " Messages from a public forum? Who'd have thunk it. | |||
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"And the response to me putting up song lyrics was 2 unsolicited dick picks and someone's 'copy and paste' fantasy. FFS, that's 2 more for the block list. Ewww, I hate it when you post on a thread and you get the creepy lurkers who message trying to get sex chat or send nasty pics, gross. Messages from a public forum? Who'd have thunk it. " I don't think people mind if they're on subject, not if they're an excuse to be creepy though, especially when they haven't commented on the thread. | |||
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"It always surprises me at the number of men wanting sex pre 9am. Just no. You don't like morning sex? Even with a partner? You presume I'd ever have a partner. And god no, coffee is for pre 9am and been left alone. Bloody hell saw the bio you like men aged 98? I've got ages to wait now No. I like to message men I like. " Ah makes sense. Auto blocks out unnecessary messages | |||
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"Right here, right now There is no other place I want to be Right here, right now Watching the world wake up from history" Definitely didn't sing this as I read it 😁 memories | |||
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"Definitely didn't sing this as I read it 😁 memories " I’m *still* singing it! Bloody earworm … | |||
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