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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

Of picking your nose this second being the tipping point that ends the human species are low.

But never zero.

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

I don't pick my nose, I only blow into a tissue, open it up and have a peak. Is this why it's called the butterfly effect?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
24 weeks ago

North West

I might've paid more attention to the Chaos Theory module if they'd put it in these terms.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

( picks nose ) dam! Everyone’s still here and no asteroid in sight 🙄 ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

I think you could be onto something here 🤔🤔🤔

The mr

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I don't pick my nose, I only blow into a tissue, open it up and have a peak. Is this why it's called the butterfly effect?"

I think it moth be Willy

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I might've paid more attention to the Chaos Theory module if they'd put it in these terms. "

Picking your nose may equally be the tipping point for global liberation and widespread bumpussyism of course x

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"( picks nose ) dam! Everyone’s still here and no asteroid in sight 🙄 ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

I think you could be onto something here 🤔🤔🤔

The mr "

I think chewing the bogie might increase the odds .

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"( picks nose ) dam! Everyone’s still here and no asteroid in sight 🙄 ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

I think you could be onto something here 🤔🤔🤔

The mr

I think chewing the bogie might increase the odds .

"

And another dam! Humanity lives another day, this day keeps getting worse 🤷🏻‍♂️

The mr

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

One has minions to do this sort of thing for one

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By *illy IdolMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands


"I don't pick my nose, I only blow into a tissue, open it up and have a peak. Is this why it's called the butterfly effect?

I think it moth be Willy "

I read that in a Chris Eubank voice then

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"( picks nose ) dam! Everyone’s still here and no asteroid in sight 🙄 ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

I think you could be onto something here 🤔🤔🤔

The mr

I think chewing the bogie might increase the odds .

And another dam! Humanity lives another day, this day keeps getting worse 🤷🏻‍♂️

The mr"

😁🤗.

Chewing it squares the polybogial, but kissing the Mrs after (with bogie residue on teeth) increases the odds by a further power of 10 😉.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"One has minions to do this sort of thing for one "

Do they chew it for you too Titz?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I don't pick my nose, I only blow into a tissue, open it up and have a peak. Is this why it's called the butterfly effect?

I think it moth be Willy

I read that in a Chris Eubank voice then"

I very nearly had a thing 40 years ago with the woman wot later became his missus.

She was thoroughly luvverly.

And very funny 💖🥰.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
24 weeks ago

The Continental

It wasn’t me.

I went mining for some crusty green goodness, pulled out a couple of doozys.

Yep, the world still turns, humanity still exists, and there’s still boobs to look at.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It wasn’t me.

I went mining for some crusty green goodness, pulled out a couple of doozys.

Yep, the world still turns, humanity still exists, and there’s still boobs to look at.

"

If you wiped your bogies on a hundred boobs, how would that change the equation do you think John?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
24 weeks ago

The Continental


"It wasn’t me.

I went mining for some crusty green goodness, pulled out a couple of doozys.

Yep, the world still turns, humanity still exists, and there’s still boobs to look at.

If you wiped your bogies on a hundred boobs, how would that change the equation do you think John?"

I’ll get scrolling and find out.

In the interests of science n all that.

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By *aytime78Man
24 weeks ago

Aylesbury

pete burns picked a nose at some point

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

The are an infinite number of alternative possibilities though. Hence, any individual outcome is infinitely improbable and therefore all possibilities are equally improbable.

The important thing is Don't panic and remember to bring your towel.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"One has minions to do this sort of thing for one

Do they chew it for you too Titz?

"

They'd better not be. They should be selling my bogies on Ebay. My plans for world domination through leopard print aren't going to pay for themselves

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

My take away so far is Pete Burns wiped his bogies on leopard-printed humans with up to 200 boobs, each of whom - boob or human is unclear - has a towel in the shape of a butterfly.

I came here for clarity, and am not disappointed ❤️.

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By *ripfillMan
24 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Omg - I feel so nauseous now thank you thread

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By *ir tootMan
24 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

I half except to trip over a pebble and make the universe go pop.

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