FabSwingers.com forum: Spider Invasion

By *ssex_tom OP Man
11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

It's beginning to feel like Autumn and spider experts are warning that as it gets cooler then the poisonous false widow spider will invade our homes.

Tom is ready with an arsenal.of rolled up newspapers. That's all he is saying

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

Don’t they say the same shit every year?

“Beware spider invasions in your home”

Then never see a single one.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Don’t they say the same shit every year?

“Beware spider invasions in your home”

Then never see a single one. "

If you know where to look.. you will find the buggers. Tom does a patrol every night at 11pm and again at 1am

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

One day spiders will rule the world.

Giant robotic AI spiders, with laser eyes.

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By *imples24Man
11 weeks ago

tamworth

Why are so many of us scared of them. Already had a few

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By *r John WickMan
11 weeks ago

The Continental

Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.

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By *ansoffateMan
11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way. "

Lethal silent assassins whom will kill you in your sleep.

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By *929Man
11 weeks ago

newcastle

Spiders are great they eat many insects that otherwise would roam freely in our home leaving them be is the best option otherwise just put outside no need to kill

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way. "

There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

Just goes to show that Essex men are all mouth…no trousers.

Loads of false widows in the garden down here and unless you really really try hard they don’t bite…and it’s not in the least bit painful nothing even close to something as mild as a wasp sting.

What does hurt (have a google for it) is the Woodlouse Spider…and they’re quite aggressive so actively go out biting if you’re rummaging around in the log pile and stumble on one.

Now if you’re after looking for something big and nasty you want to see some of the Torbay Cabe Spiders, they’re both venomous and massive…and they really are quite massive.

Suffice to say we have some pretty awesome spiders that aren’t native down here in the south west (Essex Tom- spiders coming over here taking our spiders jobs…it’s all over the news) like the Green Fang Funnel web and the Zebra Spider.

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By *imples24Man
11 weeks ago

tamworth

"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.

There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!"

Would be me. Takeaways for a while then

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By *erfHerder74Man
11 weeks ago

Greenock

Just close windows at dusk

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By *ripfillMan
11 weeks ago

havant

I have caught and let loose ( next door in the cover of darkness) several bloody huge spiders

Apparently Conkers from the horse chest if there are left by the door cilla they will stop them coming back …,

For me I think is more a shot gun

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By *till gameMan
11 weeks ago

two doors down

"It's beginning to feel like Autumn and spider experts are warning that as it gets cooler then the poisonous false widow spider will invade our homes.

Tom is ready with an arsenal.of rolled up newspapers. That's all he is saying"

So the spiders will be all over the news …..papers

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.

There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!

Would be me. Takeaways for a while then

It's not food I'm missing, I want a cup of tea but, I ain't going near the kitchen!

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By *imples24Man
11 weeks ago

tamworth

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By *imples24Man
11 weeks ago

tamworth

"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.

There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!

Would be me. Takeaways for a while then

It's not food I'm missing, I want a cup of tea but, I ain't going near the kitchen!"

I’d be the same we’d have to house share, the spider can have the kitchen as long as they don’t come into my rooms

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By *aizyWoman
11 weeks ago

west midlands

"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.

There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!

Would be me. Takeaways for a while then

It's not food I'm missing, I want a cup of tea but, I ain't going near the kitchen!

I’d be the same we’d have to house share, the spider can have the kitchen as long as they don’t come into my rooms

Hmmm... this could work, I can always buy a kettle and keep it in the living room 🤔

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By *d mirerMan
11 weeks ago

lost

Are they from Mars ?

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By *imples24Man
11 weeks ago

tamworth

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By *imples24Man
11 weeks ago

tamworth

"Name them, they ain’t so frightening that way.

There is a spider in my kitchen about the size of my hand, I have named him Percy, I am still terrified of it and I am refusing to go in the kitchen, one of us is moving out at some point!

Would be me. Takeaways for a while then

It's not food I'm missing, I want a cup of tea but, I ain't going near the kitchen!

I’d be the same we’d have to house share, the spider can have the kitchen as long as they don’t come into my rooms

Hmmm... this could work, I can always buy a kettle and keep it in the living room 🤔"

Great idea pot noodles for dinner

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By *icolerobbieCouple
11 weeks ago

walsall

"Are they from Mars ? "

Did they play left handed?

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By *arla SwingerWoman
11 weeks ago

Somewhere

I thought having two cats would fix my spider woes. Neither are remotely interested in spiders. They just like bringing dead birds inside 🤢

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By *lex46TV/TS
11 weeks ago

Near Wells

I’ve just had a large spider walk across the floor in front of me. I left it alone, he’ll be gone by tomorrow morning.

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By *ount TootusMan
11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I’ve just had a large spider walk across the floor in front of me. I left it alone, he’ll be gone by tomorrow morning."

Man I found a lovely gif of a spider staring at a human and then just turned and carried on going. Weird little guys

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Central

I'd prefer to put them outside. I'm sure a lot of white knights will offer to do it, for anyone who's afraid.

We need to preserve our wildlife

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
11 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Autumn time is actually when the spiders start moving out of my house because they realise the heating isn't going on and it's going to be warmer outside..🕷️🕷️🕷️

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By (user no longer on site)
11 weeks ago

I have loads that live in my window cracks all year round. We have a "if I don't fuck with you then you don't fuck with me" arrangement. They eat the Harlequin ladybirds that hibernate there too. My windows are like a free air b&b for bugs.

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By *herry delightWoman
11 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Tom you are a bad bad man how would you like it if I went around hitting you with a rolled up newspaper.

Be nice to spirder 🕷️

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
11 weeks ago

Chelmsford

"Tom you are a bad bad man how would you like it if I went around hitting you with a rolled up newspaper.

Be nice to spirder 🕷️ "

Well it might turn Tom on being spanked by a rolled up newspaper

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By *icolerobbieCouple
10 weeks ago

walsall

"Tom you are a bad bad man how would you like it if I went around hitting you with a rolled up newspaper.

Be nice to spirder 🕷️

Well it might turn Tom on being spanked by a rolled up newspaper

Even better if it was a Spider-Man comic.

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By *herry delightWoman
10 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

"Tom you are a bad bad man how would you like it if I went around hitting you with a rolled up newspaper.

Be nice to spirder 🕷️

Well it might turn Tom on being spanked by a rolled up newspaper

Be nice to 🕷️🕷️

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By *ynamicnatureMan
10 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Why are so many of us scared of them. Already had a few "

I reckon it's in our genetics to be naturally afraid of spiders and snakes.

I can and do pick spiders over here, but I'm terrified of the buggers back home in Oz,

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
10 weeks ago

London

I always get false widows in the house, never had a problem with them. They eat the flies and are very considerate about not listening to music too loud.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
10 weeks ago

North Angus

I’ve a salt gun in the house I’ll survive the invasion

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By *icolerobbieCouple
10 weeks ago

walsall

"I’ve a salt gun in the house I’ll survive the invasion "

Does it put pay to these evil buggers?

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By *batMan
10 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Does it put pay to these evil buggers?"

Good try, but it'll never match him!!

Gbat

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By *eneralKenobiMan
10 weeks ago

North Angus

"I’ve a salt gun in the house I’ll survive the invasion

Does it put pay to these evil buggers?"

If you’re accurate enough it completely obliterates them

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
10 weeks ago

Leeds

I feed them if a find them, I’ve grown some right beasts over the years.

The mr

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