FabSwingers.com forum: honeymoon...

By *issMids OP Woman
over a year ago

North Notts

An old man marries a pretty young thing and takes her to a posh hotel for the honeymoon. All the hotel staff have a bit of a chuckle, imagining the old guy coming to breakfast completely exhausted.

The next morning the couple come down to breakfast, but it's the young wife who looks exhausted and the old guy is chirpy as a teenager.

After two weeks of the same scene, a receptionist can't resist asking: "You've been exhausted every day of your honeymoon. We all thought your husband would be knackered, but he's fit as a fiddle."

"Yes," says the young bride, "when I married him he said he'd been saving up for this moment for 40 years. I thought the bastard meant fucking money."