FabSwingers.com forum: girth vs length vs shape

By *_Mr.K_x OP Man
15 weeks ago

North Worcestershire

How do you like your bananas and cucumbers?

Do you prefer a long one, a fat one or a curvy fancy shape?

(Obviously, I'm talking about penises here)

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By *naswingdressWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

It doesn't matter once they're all chopped up

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By *avexxMan
15 weeks ago

cheshire

"It doesn't matter once they're all chopped up

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By *a LunaWoman
15 weeks ago

South Wales

One that fits in the mouth without a struggle.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
15 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"How do you like your bananas and cucumbers?"

Straight up my arse with no lube..

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By *bi HaiveMan
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15 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I like mime as it is.

Not worried about anyone else's.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
15 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

3 at a time. Obvs

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By *avexxMan
15 weeks ago

cheshire

im happy what god gave me,, thank you

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By *ickle-Lilly-WillyMan
15 weeks ago

Ends

I like my penis. So do many women, God bless them. I don’t know what they like about it though.

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By *ed OpiumWoman
15 weeks ago

Never Never Land

"How do you like your bananas and cucumbers?

Do you prefer a long one, a fat one or a curvy fancy shape?

(Obviously, I'm talking about penises here)"

would you not obviously favour a long, fat, bendy one!

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By *nnCeeWoman
15 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"How do you like your bananas and cucumbers?

Do you prefer a long one, a fat one or a curvy fancy shape?

(Obviously, I'm talking about penises here)"

🥒 long and slim. This way they hopefully have less seed middle (not that they have seeds anymore)

🍌 don't mind if they're curved or not. Used to like a big one, now I can only have a smaller one.

🍆 however they come, as long as they're clean.

Had a few cut, and I do like them. Not keen when the skin is too tight and doesn't pull back. Not aesthetically pleasing, personally.

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By *ooBulMan
15 weeks ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Mashed with evaporated milk & sugar & maybe Hagen Das ice cream if I'm being naughty or pushing the boat out!

Damn, op yer making me think about Banana ice cream sundae's with cherries... Heaven knows what that's a metaphor for?

Don't get me started on pickled cucumber... Love me vinegar pickles!

Oh, you mean cocks? I'm happy with what I have thank you!!!

It's not like I can take it back with a receipt & demand that the manager furnishes me with a more Chuck Norris missile like girthier model say like from fantasy Currys PC World whilst reciting the Sale of goods act...

Oh, and I'm not doing a Wayne Bobbitt to get an Iva Biggun....

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By *undee2Man
15 weeks ago

Dundee

"It doesn't matter once they're all chopped up

Ouch

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