FabSwingers.com forum: What are the two greatest words in the English language

By *usman 199 OP Man
13 weeks ago

Stockport

Bacon Butty surely . Evening everyone

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
13 weeks ago

Ends

Bumbaclart.

Bloodclart.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
13 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Bed time.

Mrs TMN x

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By *nesCouple
13 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Annual leave

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By *herry delightWoman
13 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Spit roast

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By *uicy 2020Woman
13 weeks ago

London

"Bed time.

Mrs TMN x"

Ooh, good shout, works in more than one way too

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By *ittlebirdWoman
13 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Fuck

Cunt

💯

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By *otts-manMan
13 weeks ago

Long Eaton

Moist flange

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By *ed OpiumWoman
13 weeks ago

Never Never Land

Fuck

Moist

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
13 weeks ago

Torquay

Bollocks is deffo one of them

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By *ee69Man
13 weeks ago

glasgow

Fucking and cunt

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By *weetiepie99Woman
13 weeks ago

cardiff

Bodacious

Hullabaloo

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By *allwirral995Man
13 weeks ago

wirral

Yes Miss

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By *ecretSearcherMan
13 weeks ago

Reading

Fuck

Cockwomble

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
13 weeks ago

Essex

Slow down

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By *naswingdressWoman
13 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

the

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
13 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

According to the French, then "cellar door". But that's the French for you...

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By *eavilMan
13 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Please

Thanks

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
13 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Our secret, double penetration, or simply "Yes Sir!"

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Bank holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

"Bank holiday"

If you don't believe me, check those two words in Google trends after the Queen died.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
13 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Fuck off

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By *ildbillkidMan
13 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

You, me

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By *ildmanYorksMan
13 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Drop 'em!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
13 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

'Discombobulated' and 'doughnut'

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By *affron40Woman
13 weeks ago

manchester

No thanks

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By *eliWoman
13 weeks ago

Well done.

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By *ripfillMan
13 weeks ago

havant

Thank you ..

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By *ceicebabyMan
13 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Lick

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By *966world2000Man
13 weeks ago

Pontefract

Fuck me

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By *aM 689Man
13 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I'm a big fan of

Useless C*nt 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

I’m going to throw ‘tomfoolery’ and ‘rapscallion’ into the mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Ooh, ooh! Curmudgeonly.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

Tit. Wank.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
13 weeks ago

the moon

Cunty balls

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
13 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Free

Sale

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
13 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Yes please 💜

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By *oldyoudown41Man
13 weeks ago

caledonian

Swing

Happy

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By *aven.Woman
13 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Serendipity

Dickhead

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
13 weeks ago

North West

Day

Off

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
13 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Fuck and off

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By *agatoXXXMan
13 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Go.

Away.

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
13 weeks ago

Medway

"Bumbaclart.

Bloodclart. "

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By *obilebottomMan
13 weeks ago

All over

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
13 weeks ago

Medway

"Moist flange

"
Oh no! Not noisy and flange

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
13 weeks ago

Medway

"'Discombobulated' and 'doughnut' "

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
13 weeks ago

Medway

Debauchery

Shenanigans

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By *evonFbsCouple
13 weeks ago

SIDMOUTH

Victimcuntinization

Has to be said in a broad yorkshire accent

And another vote for moist

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
13 weeks ago

Medway

"Moist flange

Oh no! Not noisy and flange

Lol at my auto correct that also doesn't like the word moist!!

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By *imaleinlingerieMan
13 weeks ago

Leeds

Cracking cheese

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By *azza72Man
13 weeks ago

Leeds

United

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Cunt and cunt

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By *ayFieldsMan
13 weeks ago

Leixlip

"Fuck and off"

That's three

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
13 weeks ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 24/08/24 17:05:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Happy hour

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By (user no longer on site)
13 weeks ago

Fuck sake

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By *8on33Man
13 weeks ago

winfrith

yes & can

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
13 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

up yours

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By *egDaySkipperMan
13 weeks ago

Liverpool

Capybara.

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By *alm_one4Man
13 weeks ago

RM16

Bollocks and Moist.

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By *aybeshewillCouple
12 weeks ago

Near NUL

“Fancy brew?”

Can’t be beaten.

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By *insdaleMan
12 weeks ago

By far away.

Pension day.

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By *orphia2003Woman
12 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Coddiwomple.

Twat

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Sunday roast.

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By *till gameMan
12 weeks ago

two doors down

Yes , please

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

please and Thank you. x

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Sixty nine

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

"Fuck off"

Piss off (on occasion)

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By *lmost TouchingMan
12 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat.

Not guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Ornithology

Faff

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
12 weeks ago

the moon

No comment

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By *egasus NobMan
12 weeks ago

Merton

Good Morning

Hello

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By *ust_hunter_2022Man
12 weeks ago

Harrogate

Bustrophedon & Helicopter

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By *onkey 2023Man
12 weeks ago

Cross Hands

Oh WOW!!!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
12 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Soapy titwank.

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Unrequited love.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester

May I ?

I was taught that "May I ?" was more polite than "Can I have ?", so I use it when ordering in a restaurant for example, or any other place where the service depends on the goodwill and decision of the server.

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By *egasus NobMan
12 weeks ago

Merton

"May I ?

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By *uckurcumMan
12 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Fab Swingers !

Yes I have a sense of humour

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By *iker JackMan
12 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Hash browns

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By *oubleswing2019Man
12 weeks ago

Colchester

"May I ?

I don't agree with that assessment.

"May I ?" and "Can I?" are not interchangeable, and neither should be used synonymously.

It does depend on context of course, but in essence "May I ?" is when you seek permission (usually to receive a thing, though not always), and "Can I ?" is when you seek inclusion to an event, for example. It can also be used when you doubt your ability.

May I have a glass of water ?

May I change the channel on the TV ?

Can I come to your party ?

Can I try and have a go at that thing ?

Can I "have" that thing however is not really correct, though folks do use it.

So I would say whilst "May I?" may be out of fashion, that's more through grammatical and educative dysfunction than anything else.

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By *parkle1974Woman
12 weeks ago

Leeds

Fuck off 🤣🤣

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By *agnar73Man
12 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Fuck off 🤣🤣"

Was thinking exactly that

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By *had_ThunderCockMan
12 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

ThunderCock

🫠

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By *emmy CDTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Nr Hull

Bollocks & moist

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By *icolerobbieCouple
12 weeks ago

walsall

Dépaysement

éphémère

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By *ensuallover1000Man
12 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Fuck me’ 😍

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By *younaughty2Man
12 weeks ago

preston

Doggystyle/ Cunnilingus

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By *ustful_LionessWoman
12 weeks ago

Heaven-sent

Cellar door

Or even better

Lustful Lioness

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By *ougarsilkWoman
12 weeks ago

Pleasure heaven

Orgasmic

Horny

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By *ornucopiaMan
12 weeks ago

Bexley

Lovely cock!

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By *ayFieldsMan
12 weeks ago

Leixlip

Arse biscuits

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
12 weeks ago

the moon

Dirty cunt

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By *ayFieldsMan
12 weeks ago

Leixlip

Hungry cunt

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