FabSwingers.com forum: I miss having a man around

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

but only on Wednesdays, my bin days. Hate having to haul the bins up 4 steps and uphill..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always had to do the bins

Man or not, cleaner or not...I think I need retraining lol

Thank fully no steps involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it does while I am the bin subject piss me off that at this house and my prior house the men that collect the general waste one, if it is not exactly on the edge of my driveway in a position they like they won't take it!!

And if they are early, do they hell just walk and get it if not out already

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and another rubbish story.

..started me off now

Not long after moving in to this house, not sure when recycling days were etc I did have to leg it out the house scantily clad and jump up and down waving like a manic at the lorry driving off and they reversed their lorry back down the road for me and laughed at me...no idea why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we're handy for leaving the seat up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but only on Wednesdays, my bin days. Hate having to haul the bins up 4 steps and uphill..

Yes i agree, but mine go out on a Sunday eve and have to walk bin bags and 3 different recycling box'es to the end of an ally way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont' miss the toilet seat being left up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and another rubbish story.

..started me off now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??"

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I was just about to type that I miss having a man around to do the decorating, then remembered the reason in doing the decorating is because the useless twonk I used to life with promised he'd do it and didn't. Which is why I'm doing it myself now!! Lol x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

I have a strong grip and never have a problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was just about to type that I miss having a man around to do the decorating, then remembered the reason in doing the decorating is because the useless twonk I used to life with promised he'd do it and didn't. Which is why I'm doing it myself now!! Lol x. "

I love to decorate, really enjoy hanging wallpaper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

I have a strong grip and never have a problem

Oh ile bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

I have a strong grip and never have a problem

Oh ile bet

Top tip

if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

I have a strong grip and never have a problem

Oh ile bet

Top tip

if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier

Or just buy squeezable ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy a little heavy housework, like moving bins, furniture and opening stubborn jars and bottles, they make me feel just that little bit more manly...

...so does sex mind, but for some reason its easier to find a woman who wants you to move a sofa than feel your penis inside her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

I have a strong grip and never have a problem

Oh ile bet

Top tip

if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier

Or get a strong knife and leaver the edge until the vacuum is released

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy a little heavy housework, like moving bins, furniture and opening stubborn jars and bottles, they make me feel just that little bit more manly...

...so does sex mind, but for some reason its easier to find a woman who wants you to move a sofa than feel your penis inside her."

Not this one, I have and always will be of the opinion if you want something doing, do it yourself! I don't have a problem with jars, diy or anything else. I think you just have to apply yourself and tell yourself you can do it!

Hence the only reason I need a man is in the bedroom department, and even then with vibrators readily available it's a good job I prefer the real thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

I have a strong grip and never have a problem

Oh ile bet

Top tip

if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier

Or get a strong knife and leaver the edge until the vacuum is released "

My Mum has a fancy contraption that opens jars, bottles and all sorts so that could also be the answer.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Nothing better than walking naked around the house wearing nothing but a cooking apron. Opening jam jars and making an occasional dash down the driveway, to put the bins out

Now, where's me fecking duster gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing better than walking naked around the house wearing nothing but a cooking apron. Opening jam jars and making an occasional dash down the driveway, to put the bins out

Now, where's me fecking duster gone. "

In the cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoy a little heavy housework, like moving bins, furniture and opening stubborn jars and bottles, they make me feel just that little bit more manly...

...so does sex mind, but for some reason its easier to find a woman who wants you to move a sofa than feel your penis inside her.

Hence the only reason I need a man is in the bedroom department, and even then with vibrators readily available it's a good job I prefer the real thing!

I once had an idea for a dildo/wrench hybrid, and reckon it would be a big seller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

I have a strong grip and never have a problem

Oh ile bet

Top tip

if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier

Or get a strong knife and leaver the edge until the vacuum is released "

And proberbly take my fingers off whilst trying lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??

Only once have I had to seek help via a neighbour, he couldn't do it either

I have a strong grip and never have a problem

Oh ile bet

Top tip

if you pierce the jar lid with a fork it comes off so much easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing better than walking naked around the house wearing nothing but a cooking apron. Opening jam jars and making an occasional dash down the driveway, to put the bins out

Now, where's me fecking duster gone. "

That's a funny image I have now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have to wee on your own toilet seat now? X

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"what about jam jars .. surely you regress trying to open them too ??"

Tap the lid gently on the work surface

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