FabSwingers.com forum: Self assessment

By *iglad123321 OP Man
26 weeks ago

hartlepool

If it was possible would you suck yourself off or lick your own pussy. Would it make you gay or just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Weird I’d say

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By *allySlinkyWoman
26 weeks ago

Leeds

I'd say flexible

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By *hePleasurerMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

No more gay than wanking or frigging yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

HMRC have really changed the forms this year I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"HMRC have really changed the forms this year I see. "

Sadly..that was my first thought 😱

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
26 weeks ago

Leeds

Isn't that just the same as saying because you wank a cock it could make you gay?! Because I play with my own vagina am I lesbian?

No.

Mrs

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By *ickylouCouple
26 weeks ago

b71

"Isn't that just the same as saying because you wank a cock it could make you gay?! Because I play with my own vagina am I lesbian?

No.

Mrs "

You will be straight. But would your hand be classed as bi

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By *hePleasurerMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Isn't that just the same as saying because you wank a cock it could make you gay?! Because I play with my own vagina am I lesbian?

No.

Mrs

You will be straight. But would your hand be classed as bi

I am bi dextrous...

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By *he Gentleman 4uMan
26 weeks ago

Aston

The question should not be if you could suck yourself would you, it should be would you cum in your own mouth and would you swallow?

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By *tephanieuktvTV/TS
26 weeks ago

bristol

"HMRC have really changed the forms this year I see. "

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
26 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"If it was possible would you suck yourself off or lick your own pussy. Would it make you gay or just weird "

I don't know, but do you really need to declare it to the fucking tax man?!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
26 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"The question should not be if you could suck yourself would you, it should be would you cum in your own mouth and would you swallow?"

I would rather eat shit!

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By *ootyfruityCouple
26 weeks ago

andover

I would totally suck myself off, tbf I think every guy has tried!

If wifey could lick her own pussy, I think she’d only come up during meal times

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"The question should not be if you could suck yourself would you, it should be would you cum in your own mouth and would you swallow?"

Wouldn't ask anyone to do something that I'm not prepared to do myself. Don't mind a snowball every now and again

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

It's no more gay sex to give yourself oral than a handjob. Many people try and do it when younger, more flexible and potentially slimmer and without partners.. Guys doing it in a club would get interest and admiration from others, I'd guess.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

"If it was possible would you suck yourself off or lick your own pussy. Would it make you gay or just weird "

It would make me neither…

It would make me very fucking happy though

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By *fterDark20Man
26 weeks ago

Swindon

"HMRC have really changed the forms this year I see. "
that made me laugh

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By *orny PTMan
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Isn't that just the same as saying because you wank a cock it could make you gay?! Because I play with my own vagina am I lesbian?

No.

Mrs

You will be straight. But would your hand be classed as bi

I am bi dextrous..."

I: ambidextrous: I see what you did there.

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By *ed OpiumWoman
26 weeks ago

Never Never Land

"HMRC have really changed the forms this year I see. "

oh not again - i have to work out the milage claim

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By *JcuriousCouple
26 weeks ago

Derby

Too much effort, rather have it eaten by someone else

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

In pain I’d say 😂

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By *affron40Woman
26 weeks ago

manchester

This whole concept is too taxing for my Sunday brain.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Too much effort, rather have it eaten by someone else

Miss S x"

I hereby volunteer as tribute. ✋

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
26 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I enjoy tasting myself. I'd quite happily do it if I was flexible enough 💜

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I enjoy tasting myself. I'd quite happily do it if I was flexible enough 💜"

Could you maybe make do with slowly and deliberately licking my cock clean after sex?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
26 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I enjoy tasting myself. I'd quite happily do it if I was flexible enough 💜

Could you maybe make do with slowly and deliberately licking my cock clean after sex?

I don't know if I can do slowly. That's got to be my favourite way to taste myself 💜

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By *iz78Woman
26 weeks ago

wirral

I thought the tax man just fucked you up the arse

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I thought the tax man just fucked you up the arse

Really? They don’t put that in the job description. How does one apply to become a tax man?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I'm aware of it's hygiene routine, I'll pass.

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By *ea monkeyMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Neither. I think it’s all about testing and checking your own product. Why would I want anyone to taste me if I would taste myself?

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By *ea monkeyMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm aware of it's hygiene routine, I'll pass.

Some people like seafood

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
26 weeks ago

Birmingham

I honestly would eat myself out if I could. Is it weird? Yeah but I know I'd eat it out good.

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I honestly would eat myself out if I could. Is it weird? Yeah but I know I'd eat it out good.

I'd happily do that for you then snog you afterwards

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By *undee2Man
26 weeks ago

Dundee

When I was younger and more flexible, I would often self suck, cum and swallow. I think most lads would have tried at some point

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By *agatoXXXMan
26 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"If it was possible would you suck yourself off or lick your own pussy. Would it make you gay or just weird "

It would make you a contortionist.

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