FabSwingers.com forum: Chat up lines that work...

By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

As a lad I always thought you needed a bank of killer lines to get lucky so they've always fascinated me. And whilst I don't really bother with them, I have used one a few times that has about a 50% success rate.

Now, I know the line on it's own means nothing but it seems to be a good close after there's been some flirty banter.

When buying something (coffee usually but I've used it in other places), if I've got on with the cashier, when she asks if I want the receipt I just say "only if it has your number on it," then walk away.

What lines have worked for you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *FNMLMCMan
14 weeks ago

Sunderland

Is that a mirror in your knickers because I can see myself in them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cHightowerMan
14 weeks ago

Skelmersdale

Can you pinch me. Just to make sure im having a wonderful dream when i see you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date instead?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uzzieboyMan
14 weeks ago

taunton

Are you at Terri‘s chocolate orange because I’d like to bang you on the table?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *had_ThunderCockMan
14 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

‘I know you’ve not had the pleasure of meeting me yet, so let me change that for you’.🌹

Chad Thundercock

❤️

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anceAloneWoman
14 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

If you buy me another beer I'll have to stay over 😎

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *had_ThunderCockMan
14 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

"If you buy me another beer I'll have to stay over 😎"

I could see that working.

🔥🚒🧯

👀😳

👌

🌹

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anceAloneWoman
14 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

"If you buy me another beer I'll have to stay over 😎

I could see that working.

🔥🚒🧯

👀😳

👌

🌹"

100% success rate 😆

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ristol100Man
14 weeks ago

Bristol

Many years ago I was in Chicago Rock in Bristol. There was really attractive woman out of key league with a cast on her leg.

I thought what the hell and went to chat her up. Told her she was the most attractive person Tim the bar, but more importantly at least she couldn’t run away from me!! It was a fantastic icebreaker and the night ended well!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

"Many years ago I was in Chicago Rock in Bristol. There was really attractive woman out of key league with a cast on her leg.

Who is this Tim you speak of?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *un guy300Man
14 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Do you want to go to a party, reply who is going, me and you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ristol100Man
14 weeks ago

Bristol

"Many years ago I was in Chicago Rock in Bristol. There was really attractive woman out of key league with a cast on her leg.

Who is this Tim you speak of?"

In the Bar!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
14 weeks ago

Fancy going halves on filling a pram?

Do you like KitKats? I’ve got 4 fingers for you 😂

Oh shit, you said ones that actually work! Nah I’m out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allerthanaverage79Man
14 weeks ago

Ayrshire

[Removed by poster at 18/08/24 08:27:55]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allerthanaverage79Man
14 weeks ago

Ayrshire

What does a man with a two foot cock eat for breakfast? Well this morning I had cornflakes!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista BellendWoman
14 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd rather he cracked on with a dad joke, than a line tbf

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ust another WonkoMan
14 weeks ago

here and there

Hi I'm wonko

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Silver FuxMan
14 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Ones I’ve used in Swingers clubs

“Hi, are you any good at recognising precious stones?”

Pulls towel apart to expose cock and looks down…

“Because apparently this one’s a gem”

“You see this?” Reach into my G and T and pull out the slice “this is my pickup Lime…. my names Andy, how you doing?” Cue flirty discussion over the fact it’s actually a piece of lemon..

“Hi, I’ve got a question, and I need a woman’s advice”

“When we’re in these clubs and see a really attractive person that we’d like to have sex with, we should really seize that opportunity and go and introduce ourselves right?”

“Yes, absolutely, don’t be shy”

“Hi, my name is… “

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emboy AlexMan
14 weeks ago

Chadderton, Manchester

As that one famous pigeon once said, "lemme smash".

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread