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By *elix Sighted OP Man
26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Have you done recently?

I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down

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By *ir tootMan
26 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Have you done recently?

I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down

Rammed my shaver into my mast again.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Have you done recently?

I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down

Rammed my shaver into my mast again."

Ouch!! Did your bathroom look like a murder scene?

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
26 weeks ago

Hell

I don’t always get their names

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I don’t always get their names "

Just call him Keith

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By *ir tootMan
26 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Have you done recently?

I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down

Rammed my shaver into my mast again.

Ouch!! Did your bathroom look like a murder scene?"

Nah luckily it didn't go too far little closer to the left though.

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By *ingleGent45Man
26 weeks ago

Clacton

"Have you done recently?

I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down

You are the greatest person in the world today, proper laughed for a bit haha and not because I've done this a few times too but because its well yeah no is mainly because of that. Hi 5! x

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
26 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Have you done recently?

I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down

It's fine. Brain says too temperature, I know how to fix this. Everyone does it.

I think 💜

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By *ingleGent45Man
26 weeks ago

Clacton

"I don’t always get their names "

Hahaha OMG you're the greatest Woman person in the world today and not because its funny but because its quite funny. x

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By *obilebottomMan
26 weeks ago

All over

I could not find my phone. I called it and it was in the dirty linen basket. I was holding it when I put some towels in and obviously dropped it in too

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Have you done recently?

I just blew on my ice cream to cool it down

You are the greatest person in the world today, proper laughed for a bit haha and not because I've done this a few times too but because its well yeah no is mainly because of that. Hi 5! x "

Thanks pal! Glad I was able to make someone smile.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I spent ages persuading the dog to come inside, but didn’t think to shut the other doors. So he ran ahead and snuck straight back out of those. Now we’re back where we started.

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By *reggSausageMan
26 weeks ago

derby

Ordered a steering knuckle for my car, he’s only ordered the wrong fecking side … rolls his eyes

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I could not find my phone. I called it and it was in the dirty linen basket. I was holding it when I put some towels in and obviously dropped it in too

Be honest MB, were you ashamed of all the filth on your phone?

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By *rHotNottsMan
26 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I ran on the treadmill in sandals that had a small rip inside,,big mistake, sole blister. Then I walked around in them in Turkey for 5 days, my feet are so sore now

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By *ed OpiumWoman
26 weeks ago

Never Never Land

calling the dog from out the garden so i could lock up and go out - left door open went upstairs to get changed and dog is asleep on the bed

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
26 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I spent ages persuading the dog to come inside, but didn’t think to shut the other doors. So he ran ahead and snuck straight back out of those. Now we’re back where we started."

Sounds like you need advice from Red Opium on accidentally keeping the dog in the house!!

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By *ell GwynnWoman
26 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Not me, but my cat. She just got onto my lap and did a fucking piss!

And, no. She doesn't have a UTI.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
25 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Just accidentally filled up my car with ‘supreme’ unleaded. FFS. I rarely wash it let alone grace its fuel tank with extra mega super go go juice. What a waste of a tenner.

(I don’t mean I should have put diesel in, I just meant to use value petrol).

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I tried to pinch zoom an old passport photo my kid was looking at with me. What a nob.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
25 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"I tried to pinch zoom an old passport photo my kid was looking at with me. What a nob. "

Hahaha! Yep, I’ve done that too (not your passport photo)

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I tried to pinch zoom an old passport photo my kid was looking at with me. What a nob.

Hahaha! Yep, I’ve done that too (not your passport photo)"

Yeh, my son thinks I’m an idiot already, I can see his argument sometimes.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My wife

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

Replied to a message .

That I should have left well alone 🤦🏼‍♀️

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By *ingerTwistWoman
25 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I went to the airport with a curler still in the back of my head.

No one pointed it out to me until I was in my seat and wondered why the head rest was bumpy.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
25 weeks ago

The Lake District

Had to pop out to get more milk t'other day as none in fridge ! But i never run out ?? Then found half bottle...in the freezer

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Central

I've pressed the car remote unlock button, pointing it at the front door. It neither unlocks it, nor opens it, so I can glide inside

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I don’t always get their names

Just call him Keith

Or "Occupant".

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By *uteguyhereMan
25 weeks ago

leeds

Stood up in my office after a message session on here. Ooops

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Tried locking the house with the car key, after about the 5th time of pressing it I said to myself “ why won’t this fucking thing lock “ followed by a “ oh yeah “ of realisation. Worst thing is there only 2 things on my keys, one is the car key one is the house key 🤦🏻‍♂️

The mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

I tried to reason with my father.

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