FabSwingers.com forum: El Crappo!!!

By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Am i forever the bleedin mug or what????

Have been forced to go to family for crimbo dinner - so offered to help out with purcheses, and as only got paid today - have the day off work to hit the shops.

WELL

Yesterday was bad enough going out to try and buy a baked spud for my lunch - all these last minute shoppers buying trollies and trollies loads of stuff.

How big ARE their families for god sake that they need 16 pints of milk and 38 loaves of bread???

Leave SOME for me to buy - i only want one of each!!!! Grrrrr

Suppose i better get going now before they run out of stuff.

See ya!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't you know that the shops are all closed for 6 weeks over the Christmas and New Year -

It's fucking madness the way people go crazy. We had ours delivered from ASDA last night - bollox with fighting our way through supermarkets filled with punters - hate it hate it hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fucking el crappo... I bought £30 worth of assorted cheeses as my contribution to christmas dinner at my daughters, just discovered the dog has eaten the lot.

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"fucking el crappo... I bought £30 worth of assorted cheeses as my contribution to christmas dinner at my daughters, just discovered the dog has eaten the lot.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Maybe last minute shopping NOT so bad after all!!!!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Didn't you know that the shops are all closed for 6 weeks over the Christmas and New Year -

It's fucking madness the way people go crazy. We had ours delivered from ASDA last night - bollox with fighting our way through supermarkets filled with punters - hate it hate it hate it"

DAMN - now why didnt i think of that!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

Oh well, i better go and face it - wish me luck - if i not back in 3hrs - call the cops.

It means i have either been killed in the stampedes or i have killed someone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear that dog is going to be hogtied everytime I leave him alone. Suppose I'll have to try and brave the shops to find more. grrrrrr

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"I swear that dog is going to be hogtied everytime I leave him alone. Suppose I'll have to try and brave the shops to find more. grrrrrr"

Want a lift - we can be each others body guards!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fucking el crappo... I bought £30 worth of assorted cheeses as my contribution to christmas dinner at my daughters, just discovered the dog has eaten the lot.

hot dog with cheese,nice one

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over a year ago

All I need to get is veg and that will be from the local green grocer,would rather give him the money

Rob got all ours and our friends meat from Smithfields meat market

Its been quite easy really,nothing too stressful considering I did'nt start any christmas shopping until yesterday and its all done

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"fucking el crappo... I bought £30 worth of assorted cheeses as my contribution to christmas dinner at my daughters, just discovered the dog has eaten the lot.

sorry I know I shouldnt but...

mwah

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

i have it sorted

just go round with a basket and then through the basket only check out (no one else uses them )

put them in car and do it again

three trips and all sorted

while all the rest still in the long line to the check outs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear that dog is going to be hogtied everytime I leave him alone. Suppose I'll have to try and brave the shops to find more. grrrrrr

Want a lift - we can be each others body guards!!!"

he's in the selection boxes now! he is so dead. can we take him with us and drop him off a bridge.!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"I swear that dog is going to be hogtied everytime I leave him alone. Suppose I'll have to try and brave the shops to find more. grrrrrr

Want a lift - we can be each others body guards!!!

he's in the selection boxes now! he is so dead. can we take him with us and drop him off a bridge.!"

Cheeky bugger he is. Give him to me - naughty dogs are my speciality!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just sent hubby into town to pick up the turkey from the butchers he says the 12 horsemen are riding down Leven High Street

I wished I could have ordered online but since last week all the delivery slots have been taken for my local supermarkets - yes all of them

If you do have to go out shopping today do what I do:

Stand right next to the shelve/fridge/freezer that you want things from

Hold your mobile to your ear and say loudly did you know this shop is doing HUGE boxes(or tins) of chocolates for a quid the stack is near the door . . . .

Stand well back as the stampede races of to find the chocolates and you get your shoping done in peace!!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just go about 3 in the morning when it's all nice and quiet and the parking places next to the doors are empty

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"We just go about 3 in the morning when it's all nice and quiet and the parking places next to the doors are empty

I have considered that - but then half my mates on facebook have all got the same idea and SHARING that idea - so i think i better get in their first and go soon.

See, i was gonna go half an hour ago and STILL putting it off!!!

Also going local veg shop for veg - but still need to get presents too - grrrr.

And nibbles and stuff so need to go supermarket.

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just sent hubby into town to pick up the turkey from the butchers he says the 12 horsemen are riding down Leven High Street

I wished I could have ordered online but since last week all the delivery slots have been taken for my local supermarkets - yes all of them

If you do have to go out shopping today do what I do:

Stand right next to the shelve/fridge/freezer that you want things from

Hold your mobile to your ear and say loudly did you know this shop is doing HUGE boxes(or tins) of chocolates for a quid the stack is near the door . . . .

Stand well back as the stampede races of to find the chocolates and you get your shoping done in peace!!!

Shona

x x x "

Oh Shona ya just made me laugh out loud there!!!!

LOVEIT!!!!

Charging my mobile now!!! lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debs hun honestly use it I swear you will be able to get your shopping done in peace as long as you can run fast!!! Cos when they notice you will get shouted at - well it happened to me for years.

I would pick up the last toy (that I KNEW my kid wanted) turned round to show hubby and it was grabbed out my hand!!!

I mean ffs the shops are only gonna be closed for 1 extra day.

So I learned to say stupid things and get rid of people and got my shopping done in relative peace

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Damn - that plan is foiled as i am crap at running!!!!

But i am good at dropping lots of frozen peas for em all to fall over on, hehehehe.

Will park as close as poss for a quick get away!!!

Right - i really AM off now- am on the clock......lol xxx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debs hun I will just send my blue badge down so you can park right at the door and Im sure you can do what my neighbours do elbow people out the way and when anyone says anything give them "the look" that says I double dare you to start anything

Shona

x x x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ooooooooooooh wonder if debz is still alive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the first time since I don't know when I'm not buying food for Christmas !!! Going to my Mum and Dads and although me and my son are cooking (which I actually enjoy) don't have to buy a thing .................... plus have had clients make me pickled onions, mince pies and a Christmas cake bless em.

Sooooooooooo going to totally chill for a couple of days, enjoy my bottle of Baileys and not get stressed for nearly a week YAY xxx

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shop on line all year round, cant remember last time I pushed a trolley dont do it! Went on line Sunday for delivery today all slots gone until 28th!!! Had to call a cab to take me to shop spent over 200 quid on God knows what. Ok, maybe the Bailey's, Southern Comfort, Smirnoff, Remy's, rioja, shiraz, pinot grigio and mixers played a big part but still...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well ive just been out for the day and called in tesco and thats it, no way on gods earth am i going tomorrow. Have been known to go at 6am with my coat over my nightie but not this year.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im too embarressed to shop online cauase they would have to park in tescos to deliver it lol

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

"I swear that dog is going to be hogtied everytime I leave him alone. Suppose I'll have to try and brave the shops to find more. grrrrrr"

Ian Mellis? If the queue in St Andrews is anything like the one in Glasgow you'd better wrap up warm.

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

OMG!!!!!

That was just the WORSE shop ever!!!

Went to Asda, and had to drive round the whole car park twice to even find a space to park - and then i had to bully my way in.

THEN - fuck me - the whole world and his wife and kids were there.

Sorry - but if both partners are off work - surely it only takes ONE of you to do the bleeding shopping - not BOTH of you and your 8 kids - ALL dawdling in the isles.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

And i was taking the piss a bit earlier about the 16 loaves of bread thin g- but OMG - its really REALLY true. People even buying 300 bog rolls - says alot for thier cooking dunnit!!!

Took me an hour and half just to get some cheese board, nibbles, dips, and potatoes, wine and baileys AND cost me £60 at that!!!!

NEVER AGAIN!!!

Would buy the wine and stuff early but then i just know i would drink it - so get all the veggies and stuff early next time and then down to the offy!!!

MERRY BLEEDING XMAS EVERYONE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear that dog is going to be hogtied everytime I leave him alone. Suppose I'll have to try and brave the shops to find more. grrrrrr

Ian Mellis? If the queue in St Andrews is anything like the one in Glasgow you'd better wrap up warm."

Yes Mellis cheese shop. No1 son did the chivalrous thing and went for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finished my food shopping on Monday!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"I finished my food shopping on Monday!

Yu is too organised woman - i hate you!!!!

LOL

Not really xxxxx

good on ya hun xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I finished my food shopping on Monday!

Yu is too organised woman - i hate you!!!!

LOL

Not really xxxxx

good on ya hun xxxx"

You have not seen the state of the house yet! Got to tidy it before Mr Hot Date arrives tomorrow afternoon!

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"I finished my food shopping on Monday!

Yu is too organised woman - i hate you!!!!

LOL

Not really xxxxx

good on ya hun xxxx

You have not seen the state of the house yet! Got to tidy it before Mr Hot Date arrives tomorrow afternoon!

Mr Hot Date - he back proper now then!!!

GOOD for you hunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Hot Date - he back proper now then!!!

GOOD for you hunny

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We like playing with each other!

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