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By *ulieAndBeefΒ OPΒ Β Β Couple
28 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Carry on...

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends

God’s work

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Still here

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Wooo part 3 !

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By *hilloutMan
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Reserving my place

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By *eliWoman
28 weeks ago

.

Yay! Another sitting. I didn't miss it. Tears of happiness between my thighs.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill

I'm standing to attention.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West

So many dicks here

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Yay! Another sitting. I didn't miss it. Tears of happiness between my thighs."

Ayo?

Is it that time of the night?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

My holy penis is still here β›ͺ️ β›ͺ️ β›ͺ️

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'm standing to attention."

At ease... so are we!

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"So many dicks here "

And penises too

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By *ty31Man
28 weeks ago

NW London

This just keeps getting bigger and bigger

(the forum game obvs)

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

Times like this I wish my prescription reading glasses weren't broken 😭

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

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"Times like this I wish my prescription reading glasses weren't broken 😭"

Put the broken pair on

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By *ulieAndBeefΒ OPΒ Β Β Couple
28 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"My holy penis is still here β›ͺ️ β›ͺ️ β›ͺ️ "

Can it be played like a recorder?

B

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"My holy penis is still here β›ͺ️ β›ͺ️ β›ͺ️

Can it be played like a recorder?

B"

Nah, it's only got the one hole.

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By *ansexualPandaMan
28 weeks ago

cumallover

Happy to receive some pics in my DMs for closer inspection

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Back on profile for now

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By *alleysBoiMan
28 weeks ago

Newbridge

Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed! (Full Monty Quote before anyone asks)

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By *vaRose43Woman
28 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Bloody hell page 3!

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Bloody hell page 3!

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Yeah just abit lol, too much chatting, definitely not me..

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By *wistedsoul35Man
28 weeks ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Times like this I wish my prescription reading glasses weren't broken 😭"

There's not much to read, tbh

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By *ty31Man
28 weeks ago

NW London


"Times like this I wish my prescription reading glasses weren't broken 😭

There's not much to read, tbh "

It's more like a pop up book to be fair

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Times like this I wish my prescription reading glasses weren't broken 😭

There's not much to read, tbh "

I think my dick has braille so yeah no need....

I'm not sure where i was going with that.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"Times like this I wish my prescription reading glasses weren't broken 😭

There's not much to read, tbh

I think my dick has braille so yeah no need....

I'm not sure where i was going with that.

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I wonder if you could salvage a workable pickup line out of that. XD

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Times like this I wish my prescription reading glasses weren't broken 😭

There's not much to read, tbh

I think my dick has braille so yeah no need....

I'm not sure where i was going with that.

I wonder if you could salvage a workable pickup line out of that. XD"

I mean I can certainly try!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Am I expected to post in every one of these threads? What if I fall asleep?

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Am I expected to post in every one of these threads? What if I fall asleep?"

Nah don't worry about it too much, this one won't fill up as fast anyway.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
28 weeks ago

London

Let the show (part III) begin!

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Let the show (part III) begin! "

Yup!

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By *ellowthread2Couple
28 weeks ago

manchester

ok

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
28 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’ve not been on much today. But I’m glad somebody thought to drum up more dick pics round here. I’ve oft thought that’s what fab needs πŸ‘ŒπŸ†

Mrs TMN x

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
28 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Am I expected to post in every one of these threads? What if I fall asleep?"

Then you lose points. What can I say πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

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"I’ve not been on much today. But I’m glad somebody thought to drum up more dick pics round here. I’ve oft thought that’s what fab needs πŸ‘ŒπŸ†

Mrs TMN x"

Ignore this kill joy^

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
28 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I’ve not been on much today. But I’m glad somebody thought to drum up more dick pics round here. I’ve oft thought that’s what fab needs πŸ‘ŒπŸ†

Mrs TMN x

Ignore this kill joy^ "

I’ll kill your erect joy with a withering look if you’re not careful

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Oh sarcasm?

I'll be honest I'm half asleep

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

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"I’ve not been on much today. But I’m glad somebody thought to drum up more dick pics round here. I’ve oft thought that’s what fab needs πŸ‘ŒπŸ†

Mrs TMN x

Ignore this kill joy^

I’ll kill your erect joy with a withering look if you’re not careful"

I fancy you so good luck with that.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
28 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"[Removed by poster at 14/08/24 23:55:51]

I’m tongue in cheek here "

It's alright lol, all fun and games really.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
28 weeks ago

Home

I'm in but doubt I'll get any

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
28 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Oh sarcasm?

I'll be honest I'm half asleep"

Your willy’s not though, it’s wide awake!

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Oh sarcasm?

I'll be honest I'm half asleep

Your willy’s not though, it’s wide awake!"

That is definitely true.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
28 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I’ve not been on much today. But I’m glad somebody thought to drum up more dick pics round here. I’ve oft thought that’s what fab needs πŸ‘ŒπŸ†

Mrs TMN x

Ignore this kill joy^

I’ll kill your erect joy with a withering look if you’re not careful

I fancy you so good luck with that. "

A hammer?

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

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"I’ve not been on much today. But I’m glad somebody thought to drum up more dick pics round here. I’ve oft thought that’s what fab needs πŸ‘ŒπŸ†

Mrs TMN x

Ignore this kill joy^

I’ll kill your erect joy with a withering look if you’re not careful

I fancy you so good luck with that.

A hammer?"

Are you talking about a hammer look?

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By *arkSovereignMan
28 weeks ago

Lancashire

Does this mean I can finally start sending cock pics without being blocked? Seems like everyone is loving them. Have I missed something? πŸ‘€

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By *urbo TedMan
28 weeks ago

Stansted


"Am I expected to post in every one of these threads? What if I fall asleep?

Then you lose points. What can I say πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ"

Sleep walks in to claim points

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

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"Does this mean I can finally start sending cock pics without being blocked? Seems like everyone is loving them. Have I missed something? πŸ‘€"

No you can’t do that. Don’t do that. Just make them public and enjoy the attention

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Does this mean I can finally start sending cock pics without being blocked? Seems like everyone is loving them. Have I missed something? πŸ‘€"

No just put then on your profile for this event

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By *arkSovereignMan
28 weeks ago

Lancashire


"Does this mean I can finally start sending cock pics without being blocked? Seems like everyone is loving them. Have I missed something? πŸ‘€

No you can’t do that. Don’t do that. Just make them public and enjoy the attention"

Instructions unclear

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By *ames2000100Man
28 weeks ago

Rochdale

I’m In

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By *ayd100Man
28 weeks ago

clitheroe

Take a look for what it's worth

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By *reespirit85Man
28 weeks ago

Leighton Buzzard


"Does this mean I can finally start sending cock pics without being blocked? Seems like everyone is loving them. Have I missed something? πŸ‘€

No just put then on your profile for this event"

Fab’d your lush cock

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Does this mean I can finally start sending cock pics without being blocked? Seems like everyone is loving them. Have I missed something? πŸ‘€

No just put then on your profile for this event

Fab’d your lush cock"

Appreciate it mate

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Still here

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By *nterblueMan
28 weeks ago

manchester

Showing for a bit

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By *ags73Man
28 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Available on polite request.

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By *afkaMan
28 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Oh, fuck it why Not?

Don't look if you're feeling shy

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By *afkaMan
28 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

This thread is working wonders for my inbox already and it's only 3am. Who knew there were so many horny "straight" guys on here at this time of the morning?

PS. My vote for best cock pic is for the delightful

-midnight-

Phwoooar

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Brilliant. Thanks Julie

I’ll go through the thread to check out the actual votes.βœ…

Note - I had literally ONE message with a vote. FACT. πŸ†

I’ll announce the winner tonight as this closes at 8pm Today .

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Brilliant. Thanks Julie

I’ll go through the thread to check out the actual votes.βœ…

Note - I had literally ONE message with a vote. FACT. πŸ†

I’ll announce the winner tonight as this closes at 8pm Today .

"

I don’t know how it’s being scored but I’ve woken up to 8 fabs and 2 messages. One message was a friend telling me to put it away

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m out, give everyone else a chance.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"….

I don’t know how it’s being scored but I’ve woken up to 8 fabs and 2 messages. One message was a friend telling me to put it away "

This from the very very 1st thread

So how are we actually voting?

Dm OP with the top 3 that get our vote?"

❗️❗️Sounds like a good idea!!! ❗️❗️

^

IVe had only one message with one vote

2 other men I have counted votes.

Even Midnight has been told yours should win…NO VOTES.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Also Sprout. Thanks for joining in I know you were reluctant! You are a good sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I’m out, give everyone else a chance.

The mr "

Haha…. That’s fighting talk around these parts (private parts) right now

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By *ustincider888Man
28 weeks ago

Preston Ish

When do I receive my trophy?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

28 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I see the early risers are up already....

Fnar fnar....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds


"I’m out, give everyone else a chance.

The mr

Haha…. That’s fighting talk around these parts (private parts) right now "

I gave up sword fighting. It’s not a old man’s game πŸ˜‚

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I’m out, give everyone else a chance.

The mr

Haha…. That’s fighting talk around these parts (private parts) right now

I gave up sword fighting. It’s not a old man’s game πŸ˜‚

The mr "

Apparently I’ve only got 2 yrs lefty in me (I had this said to me)

So I’m giving it all I’ve got!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"I see the early risers are up already....

Fnar fnar....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚"

Like a worm rising from the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"….

I don’t know how it’s being scored but I’ve woken up to 8 fabs and 2 messages. One message was a friend telling me to put it away

This from the very very 1st thread

So how are we actually voting?

Dm OP with the top 3 that get our vote?"

❗️❗️Sounds like a good idea!!! ❗️❗️

^

IVe had only one message with one vote

2 other men I have counted votes.

Even Midnight has been told yours should win…NO VOTES.

"

Ahhhhhh I didn’t really take much notice of the first thread as I wasn’t really in until very late in the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Also Sprout. Thanks for joining in I know you were reluctant! You are a good sport. "

It’s been a reality check so I’m glad I did join in eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"….

I don’t know how it’s being scored but I’ve woken up to 8 fabs and 2 messages. One message was a friend telling me to put it away

This from the very very 1st thread

So how are we actually voting?

Dm OP with the top 3 that get our vote?"

❗️❗️Sounds like a good idea!!! ❗️❗️

^

IVe had only one message with one vote

2 other men I have counted votes.

Even Midnight has been told yours should win…NO VOTES.

Ahhhhhh I didn’t really take much notice of the first thread as I wasn’t really in until very late in the thread. "

Well hopefully people are reading this now.

It’s been great fun to read as people seem to have taken this well… (I’ve said that before..😏)

BUT it is a competition and currently 3 people are tied with 1 vote each. And thanks to MissK, I’m one of them. *check the 1st thread

***Voting is open! ***

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By *ddfellowMan
28 weeks ago

Newferry, wirral

check mine out you know you want to

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By *onsterload_IIMan
28 weeks ago

birmingham (south)

Are there qualified judges for this and do you win a trophy

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By *afkaMan
28 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)


"

IVe had only one message with one vote

2 other men I have counted votes.

Even Midnight has been told yours should win…NO VOTES.

***Voting is open! ***"

So how do we vote?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"

IVe had only one message with one vote

2 other men I have counted votes.

Even Midnight has been told yours should win…NO VOTES.

***Voting is open! ***

So how do we vote? "

Once again for those at the back …

β€œβ€This from the very very 1st thread

So how are we actually voting?

Dm OP with the top 3 that get our vote?"

❗️❗️Sounds like a good idea!!! ❗️❗️

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Back in

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By *eliWoman
28 weeks ago

.

Think I might just perv without voting. Thanks menfolk!

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

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"Think I might just perv without voting. Thanks menfolk! "

Support a friend

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
28 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

You need to start thread four with a step-by-step guide, Woody.

β€œGuys, make a cock pic public. Make it your profile pic if you’re brave. People who want to vote, message Woody_B with your top three cocks from the threads. He’ll count the votes. Voting deadline is 8pm.”

There you go. You can copy/paste that if you like.

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By *vaRose43Woman
28 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I shall wait until the end for any last minute entries before making my choices

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"You need to start thread four with a step-by-step guide, Woody.

β€œGuys, make a cock pic public. Make it your profile pic if you’re brave. People who want to vote, message Woody_B with your top three cocks from the threads. He’ll count the votes. Voting deadline is 8pm.”

There you go. You can copy/paste that if you like."

I didn’t expect it to go past thread 1.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

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"I shall wait until the end for any last minute entries before making my choices "

There’s two people I’m hoping join us today

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By *ongandharderMan
28 weeks ago

Rotherham

I'm in

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By *ChubsMan
28 weeks ago

West Midlands

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Public announcement...my votes are in ...sorry if I miss any spectacular late arrivals 😁

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By *ongandharderMan
28 weeks ago

Rotherham


"Public announcement...my votes are in ...sorry if I miss any spectacular late arrivals 😁"

Ah a shame I was hoping to grow to great lengths in the competition

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By *orkshirecutcockMan
28 weeks ago

blackburn

Morning fabbers x

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By *afkaMan
28 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Still waiting for Carrick to join in and blow us all out of the water

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
28 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

As much as I'm usually against dick pics all over the place, I'm enjoying seeing the ones on my friends list.

Obviously all of the love for Beef's googly eyed efforts. But there's some others I'm surprisingly interested in πŸ’œ

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By *picyrodMan
28 weeks ago

Leicestershire


"Still here "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Brilliant. Thanks Julie

I’ll go through the thread to check out the actual votes.βœ…

Note - I had literally ONE message with a vote. FACT. πŸ†

I’ll announce the winner tonight as this closes at 8pm Today .

"

Told ya Woody, I'm waiting until later when I've had chance to *ahem* size up the full range of entrants

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

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"Brilliant. Thanks Julie

I’ll go through the thread to check out the actual votes.βœ…

Note - I had literally ONE message with a vote. FACT. πŸ†

I’ll announce the winner tonight as this closes at 8pm Today .

Told ya Woody, I'm waiting until later when I've had chance to *ahem* size up the full range of entrants "

Oh is it a size competition?

Ffs I’m out

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By *afkaMan
28 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)


"

Told ya Woody, I'm waiting until later when I've had chance to *ahem* size up the full range of entrants

Oh is it a size competition?

Ffs I’m out"

Oh no, I thought it was a competition for pretty penises

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"

Told ya Woody, I'm waiting until later when I've had chance to *ahem* size up the full range of entrants

Oh is it a size competition?

Ffs I’m out

Oh no, I thought it was a competition for pretty penises "

So did I

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By *nn_JamesCouple
28 weeks ago

Berkshire/ South Bucks Borders

Is it cock length, girth or best looking?

Are there Rules?

Or Fab whatever gets my imagination going...

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By *ny1localMan
28 weeks ago

READING


"

Told ya Woody, I'm waiting until later when I've had chance to *ahem* size up the full range of entrants

Oh is it a size competition?

Ffs I’m out

Oh no, I thought it was a competition for pretty penises

So did I "

it's doubtful I'd win either of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Brilliant. Thanks Julie

I’ll go through the thread to check out the actual votes.βœ…

Note - I had literally ONE message with a vote. FACT. πŸ†

I’ll announce the winner tonight as this closes at 8pm Today .

Told ya Woody, I'm waiting until later when I've had chance to *ahem* size up the full range of entrants "

There’s surely already a few big dicks already in here.

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By *uckyNineMan
28 weeks ago

prescot

Has the judging been completed where can I find a list of winners/runners up posted?

Does this come with a medal you can attach to your profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Still waiting for Carrick to join in and blow us all out of the water"

β€˜Blow us?’ Not that type of competition

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Made a few public for the Cock Idol auditions

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Has the judging been completed where can I find a list of winners/runners up posted?

Does this come with a medal you can attach to your profile?"

Voting ends at 8.

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By *ohnTom400Couple
28 weeks ago

surrey

Happy Thursday everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Its the taking part that counts and you may find a flirty friend

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
28 weeks ago

Wherever

Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

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By *orningGlory555Man
28 weeks ago

Wells

Adding mine to the festival

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

"

Happens to lots of us. Don’t worry coming prematurely is nothing to be ashamed of

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By *orningGlory555Man
28 weeks ago

Wells


"

Told ya Woody, I'm waiting until later when I've had chance to *ahem* size up the full range of entrants

Oh is it a size competition?

Ffs I’m out

Oh no, I thought it was a competition for pretty penises

So did I it's doubtful I'd win either of them. "

Oh….. ah well. Can’t win everything

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
28 weeks ago

Wherever


"Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

Happens to lots of us. Don’t worry coming prematurely is nothing to be ashamed of"

Does it sound sexy or I’m just *that* horny πŸ€”

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

Happens to lots of us. Don’t worry coming prematurely is nothing to be ashamed of

Does it sound sexy or I’m just *that* horny πŸ€”"

There's no reason it can't be both.

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Has the judging been completed where can I find a list of winners/runners up posted?

Does this come with a medal you can attach to your profile?"

Are you saying we are getting free site supporters for winning nice!

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By *ildwillyMan
28 weeks ago

Taunton

I'm keeping mine well reserved for who appreciates it

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By *a LunaWoman
28 weeks ago

South Wales


"I'm keeping mine well reserved for who appreciates it "

I’ll appreciate it right here, right now. Get it out!

πŸ‘

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I have made public another pic

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I'm keeping mine well reserved for who appreciates it

I’ll appreciate it right here, right now. Get it out!

πŸ‘"

You heard the lady, she wanna see your wang.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm keeping mine well reserved for who appreciates it

I’ll appreciate it right here, right now. Get it out!

πŸ‘"

We need more of this.

More passion.

More energy.

More footwork.

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By *entBarryUKMan
28 weeks ago

Ashford

....and because of that, I'm out.

Dragon staying in the Den.

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By *a LunaWoman
28 weeks ago

South Wales


"I'm keeping mine well reserved for who appreciates it

I’ll appreciate it right here, right now. Get it out!

πŸ‘

We need more of this.

More passion.

More energy.

More footwork. "

Earworm!

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill

I've changed my profile pic back and also put an apology in the status. XD

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
28 weeks ago

Wherever


"Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

Happens to lots of us. Don’t worry coming prematurely is nothing to be ashamed of

Does it sound sexy or I’m just *that* horny πŸ€”

There's no reason it can't be both."

It much likely is.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

Happens to lots of us. Don’t worry coming prematurely is nothing to be ashamed of

Does it sound sexy or I’m just *that* horny πŸ€”"

If you find premature ejaculation sexy, you’ll LOVE me

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I'm keeping mine well reserved for who appreciates it

I’ll appreciate it right here, right now. Get it out!

πŸ‘

We need more of this.

More passion.

More energy.

More footwork.

Earworm! "

The intimacy of being understood

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Just a different version of fab a fella Thursday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Brilliant. Thanks Julie

I’ll go through the thread to check out the actual votes.βœ…

Note - I had literally ONE message with a vote. FACT. πŸ†

I’ll announce the winner tonight as this closes at 8pm Today .

Told ya Woody, I'm waiting until later when I've had chance to *ahem* size up the full range of entrants

Oh is it a size competition?

Ffs I’m out"

"To size up" = to examine something in order to make a judgment or form an opinion [Cambridge English Dictionary]

You're welcome

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

"

This is why I'm coming back later

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Is it cock length, girth or best looking?

Are there Rules?

Or Fab whatever gets my imagination going...

"

The latter β™₯️

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

This is why I'm coming back later "

All a laugh anyway, had some funny interactions from it too

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Don’t be shy guys (;)miss J)

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

We are all standing attention!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

This is why I'm coming back later

All a laugh anyway, had some funny interactions from it too"

We've had quite a few thirsty messages in our box

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By *AFuricornWoman
28 weeks ago

Keith

MasterMeliodas still gets my vote. He is great in bed and not in any way commenting from my account.

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Blimey, it’s part 3

Voted last night, seems a little bit prematurely.

This is why I'm coming back later

All a laugh anyway, had some funny interactions from it too

We've had quite a few thirsty messages in our box "

Well I already said up above but, someone told me they were jerking off to me and there sister walked in on them.

So I cant wait to hide all my pics

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
28 weeks ago

cardiff

How do I enter Carl? Xx

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"How do I enter Carl? Xx"

You'd probably need a strap-on, I imagine.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"How do I enter Carl? Xx"

Whack your wang out, take a photo and put it as your avatar till about 20:00 tonight. Wait to bask in the GLORY

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill

(joking aside, just say he's in and put a dick pic up I guess)

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"How do I enter Carl? Xx

You'd probably need a strap-on, I imagine."

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"MasterMeliodas still gets my vote. He is great in bed and not in any way commenting from my account."

You get three votes I believe

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"MasterMeliodas still gets my vote. He is great in bed and not in any way commenting from my account.

You get three votes I believe "

She voted for me 3 times.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"MasterMeliodas still gets my vote. He is great in bed and not in any way commenting from my account.

You get three votes I believe

She voted for me 3 times."

I bet she did

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By *lfa RomeoMan
28 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

I think I'll sit this one out after seeing some of the monsters out there

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By *jg83Man
28 weeks ago

BURNLEY

Why not I'm in

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Now do I take a shower pic?

With out damaging my phone

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"I think I'll sit this one out after seeing some of the monsters out there "

It's not a competition, man!

...except in the very literal sense that it is one

But I entered despite having no chance of winning, you can too!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Now do I take a shower pic?

With out damaging my phone"

If you have a shelf outside the shower, prop up, use timer and take it with the door/curtain open.

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I think I'll sit this one out after seeing some of the monsters out there

It's not a competition, man!

...except in the very literal sense that it is one

But I entered despite having no chance of winning, you can too!"

Same . I don’t even have someone to vote for me 3 times

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"I think I'll sit this one out after seeing some of the monsters out there

It's not a competition, man!

...except in the very literal sense that it is one

But I entered despite having no chance of winning, you can too!

Same . I don’t even have someone to vote for me 3 times "

It was the only reason I got married, tbh

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By *ildwillyMan
28 weeks ago

Taunton

Well here goes, but don't go giggling

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"I think I'll sit this one out after seeing some of the monsters out there

It's not a competition, man!

...except in the very literal sense that it is one

But I entered despite having no chance of winning, you can too!

Same . I don’t even have someone to vote for me 3 times

It was the only reason I got married, tbh"

My fiancΓ© is not allowed on here.

And I’m pretty sure my other partner would want nothing less than to vote in this competition

I’ve fucked it!!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
28 weeks ago

London


"Well here goes, but don't go giggling "

Definitively I'm not giggling πŸ”₯

Fab it x

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By *nnCeeWoman
28 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Well here goes, but don't go giggling "

Ooft

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By *ravelling ChappieMan
28 weeks ago

Stroud

Morning wood .....

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
28 weeks ago

Always on the move

Mines out on profile. Feel free to have a butchers and send some feedback haha

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By *ny1localMan
28 weeks ago

READING

I'm always happy to oblige.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

DM and find out, not that anyone did on the previous thread!

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By *exualPleasuresMan
28 weeks ago

west Yorkshire

I’m in

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By *eading77Man
28 weeks ago

Winchburgh

Go on then

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By *ir tootMan
28 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Out till 8pm

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By *ildwillyMan
28 weeks ago

Taunton

Who is actually casting the votes

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Who is actually casting the votes"

I’ve had a handful of votes already.

Already There’s a couple of profiles with a couple of votes under their belts…..

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"Who is actually casting the votes

I’ve had a handful of votes already.

Already There’s a couple of profiles with a couple of votes under their belts….."

Has anyone voted for me besides my wife? XD

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"Who is actually casting the votes

I’ve had a handful of votes already.

Already There’s a couple of profiles with a couple of votes under their belts…..

Has anyone voted for me besides my wife? XD"

Wait and see big boy

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
28 weeks ago

North West

3 full threads plus 2 voting threads. It was basically a Cockturnal πŸ˜‚

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
28 weeks ago

Tamworth

My votes are locked and in. Looking forward to finding out the winner. What’s the prize?

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By *agicmike8888Man
28 weeks ago

kentish town

Is it too late for the vote ?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
28 weeks ago

North West


"My votes are locked and in. Looking forward to finding out the winner. What’s the prize? "

I'm guessing you can mention it in nearly every post. Like a Rear of the Year winner. πŸ˜‡πŸ₯‡

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By *eyond PurityCouple
28 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Willy will just get MB to drum up votes for his Willy.

Jesus how many Will/Willy 😱

K

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Willy will just get MB to drum up votes for his Willy.

Jesus how many Will/Willy 😱

K"

If he wins this we’d never hear the end of it! πŸ˜…

Good luck to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Hi

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By *illy IdolMan
28 weeks ago

Midlands


"Willy will just get MB to drum up votes for his Willy.

Jesus how many Will/Willy 😱

K"

Will you just let it go🫒😴

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
28 weeks ago

North West


"Who is actually casting the votes"

Anyone who fancies it

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By *obilebottomMan
28 weeks ago

All over


"Willy will just get MB to drum up votes for his Willy.

Jesus how many Will/Willy 😱

K"

I can assure you I will do nothing of the sort.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"My votes are locked and in. Looking forward to finding out the winner. What’s the prize? "

A laser tape measure

*not confirmed - colours may vary

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