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Something you shouldn't laugh at, but you did!?

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By *younaughty2 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

preston

Come on tell the class what did you do?

Well my friend telling me how he stood there on his stairs watching some guy try to wiggle his way through that tiny top window in his living room at 3 in the morning. Not something you expect when you wake up. I couldn't help but picture it in my mind when he said his brain had to reboot for a minute before he got angry and started shouting as he ran to the window. Although I was concerned I couldn't stop laughing.

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By *mateur100Man
15 weeks ago

nr faversham

I once saw an OAP walking down the street when a gust of wind took her wig off. I laughed but ran after it for her

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By *ysizeMan
15 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Carrick telling us all that he has the best Cock in the World

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
15 weeks ago

.

There is a video from a few years ago

Car swerving, a man jumps out the way, the car hits a traffic sign resulting in the sign hitting man on the head, Typing (Man getting hit by street sign) on a search engine usually finds it

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By *cLovin2Man
15 weeks ago

Reading

Was sitting at the dinner table as the older uncle with my sister, my female cousin and her 13 year old son.

There's a moment of silence, then the 13 year old looks at my sister & asks "Why do women have moustaches?"

I burst out laughing.

It took a minute before my sister managed to answer.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
15 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Two things I shouldn't have laughed at but did ..........

A d*unken middle aged woman trying to push a wheelie bin at the police and as her male mate let go she held on and glided along the pavement face down to the police she was trying to injure.

But most of all at some d*unken yob shouting at the police who gets hit in the head with a brick and while he's holding his head in pain and turns to the crowd the next brick arrives and slams him straight in the goolies.......

Classic. I could weep now thinking about it

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"[Sense of humour removed by poster at 14/08/24 22:02:55]"

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
15 weeks ago

Ends


"[Sense of humour removed by poster at 14/08/24 22:02:55]"
Nah this is not the space for me to post about my ⚫️ soh

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By *cLovin2Man
15 weeks ago

Reading


"Two things I shouldn't have laughed at but did ..........

A d*unken middle aged woman trying to push a wheelie bin at the police and as her male mate let go she held on and glided along the pavement face down to the police she was trying to injure.

But most of all at some d*unken yob shouting at the police who gets hit in the head with a brick and while he's holding his head in pain and turns to the crowd the next brick arrives and slams him straight in the goolies.......

Classic. I could weep now thinking about it "

We all saw that video, frankly you couldn't make that up. Real life is so much more funny sometimes than any fiction writer could write.

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By *younaughty2 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

preston

From all the replies I guess I'm not that bad, I know about kids and no filters, nephews and nieces made sure of that lmao

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By *r John WickMan
15 weeks ago

The Continental

I was on chauffeur duty for Mrs Wick one morning.

A chap in a high performance car got a little impatient and decided to undertake me on a 2 lane road. He then got a teensy bit too generous on the loud pedal, spun the car round, mounted the pavement, and dumped his car onto a safety barrier.

Not very amusing you’d think, until you see that he’s come to rest at the front door to the local police station.

Like he was delivering himself straight to justice for driving like a twat.

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By *younaughty2 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

preston


"I was on chauffeur duty for Mrs Wick one morning.

A chap in a high performance car got a little impatient and decided to undertake me on a 2 lane road. He then got a teensy bit too generous on the loud pedal, spun the car round, mounted the pavement, and dumped his car onto a safety barrier.

Not very amusing you’d think, until you see that he’s come to rest at the front door to the local police station.

Like he was delivering himself straight to justice for driving like a twat.

"

That straight to jail meme comes to mind lmao

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By *naswingdressWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

"that cake looks amazing, I'll have a big slice, yes I'm sure"

"Oh my god I'm struggling, that's so rich, I wish I'd listened"

🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

On bus,

Old lady got on

Fell over and her false teeth went sliding along floor to nr me

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By *ust little old me 13Man
15 weeks ago

Preston

I can't help but laugh everytime I see someone trip up, especially the ones who think they're the bollox until they make a cunt of themselves

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands

Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

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By *olfandtazCouple
15 weeks ago

Bristol

On Facebook "captain crack sparrow"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman"

Story incomplete.

What sort of ice cream?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
15 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

No chance. Stuff that I have laughed at will get me banned twelve times over.

Out.

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By *aizyWoman
15 weeks ago

west midlands


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

What sort of ice cream? "

And what breed of dog?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
15 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I worked in a bank for a while back in the 90s, when health and safety wasn't quite as prominent as it is these days. Occasionally people would walk into the floor to ceiling windows thinking they were open doors.

B

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West

I regularly laugh (privately) at the people who can't work out how to get out of the multi storey car park near work. The number of people who can't locate the stairwell/lifts and street level exit is just insane

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

What sort of ice cream? "

99 with a flake and raspberry sauce

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

What sort of ice cream?

And what breed of dog?"

Staffordshire Bull Terrior

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

What sort of ice cream?

99 with a flake and raspberry sauce "

No hundreds and thousands?

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

What sort of ice cream?

99 with a flake and raspberry sauce

No hundreds and thousands? "

Oh yes😋

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
15 weeks ago

North West


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

What sort of ice cream?

99 with a flake and raspberry sauce

No hundreds and thousands?

Oh yes😋"

You are the shittest story teller

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By *hunky GentMan
15 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Myself in a mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

"

How long was the retractable lead?

and

Did her husband greet the dog, or did he tell his wife off for being so careless?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
15 weeks ago

Tamworth

My cousins funeral.

Horrific self inflicted death, without going into details, she did everything she could to make sure she couldn't be saved.

Anyway, we're in the church and the Reverend was talking about her life accomplishments, Mother of 4, Army career and he accidently said "baghead" instead of "Baghdad"... given her autopsy showed copious amount of drugs that she used to overdose and we all knew it, I laughed at the irony (i'll add, so did her sisters)

My most guilt ridden laugh but on the other hand, she'd of sat and laughed at it too so it's almost become the very final silly memory of her.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
15 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I read something in the Metro today that made me laugh and I really really shouldn't have

And then one story that warmed the cockles of my heart and gave me a good giggle....

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

How long was the retractable lead?

and

Did her husband greet the dog, or did he tell his wife off for being so careless?"

5 metres and she told the husband off. I thought that was harsh as he was only bringing the ice creams back.

(2x 99's with flake, raspberry sauce and 100s and 1000s)

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By *aizyWoman
15 weeks ago

west midlands


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

How long was the retractable lead?

and

Did her husband greet the dog, or did he tell his wife off for being so careless?

5 metres and she told the husband off. I thought that was harsh as he was only bringing the ice creams back.

(2x 99's with flake, raspberry sauce and 100s and 1000s)"

Well, it certainly wasn't the dogs fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Donald Trump being followed by a man with a Tuba for the Last Leg.

.

Suella Braverman thinking she was launching a small boat in her constituency and getting awarded Dick of the Year.

Liz Truss getting cross and leaving the stage at an event in Suffolk, saying ‘that’s not funny’, when Led by Donkeys lowered its remote-controlled banner with a huge picture of a lettuce and the words ‘I crashed the economy’.

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By *illy IdolMan
15 weeks ago

Midlands


"Whilst enjoying an ice cream, I watched an old lady with her dog. As the dog spotted her husband in the distance, it went charging to greet the husband. Once the retractable lead reached the end of line, the lady went flying through the air like superman

Story incomplete.

How long was the retractable lead?

and

Did her husband greet the dog, or did he tell his wife off for being so careless?

5 metres and she told the husband off. I thought that was harsh as he was only bringing the ice creams back.

(2x 99's with flake, raspberry sauce and 100s and 1000s)

Well, it certainly wasn't the dogs fault."

I think he played his part to be fair

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