FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a cannibal

By *obyn Graves OP TV/TS
16 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

.. would you save the cock til last..?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West

No, I'd sauté it with some onions and wash it down with a fine Chianti

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I’d throw it out like the chickens feet.

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By *avexxMan
16 weeks ago

cheshire

can i eat a woman instead

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By *zeroMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'd give it to my dog.

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By *aizyWoman
16 weeks ago

west midlands

Yes, it would pair lovely with a chilli dip.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
16 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"I’d throw it out like the chickens feet. "

Snap. Apparently the thigh is the best eating, Aztecs sent the thigh meat of sacrificed warriors to the King

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By *arla SwingerWoman
16 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'd not touch a cock. Pee comes out of them 🤮

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’d save it for the stock. Cockstock.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
16 weeks ago

Essex

"I’d save it for the stock. Cockstock."

I’ll put the balls in my shot gun

Cockstock and two smoking barrels

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Cockstock and two smoking barrels"

You can smoke my barrel anytime Misty.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
16 weeks ago

Essex

"Cockstock and two smoking barrels

You can smoke my barrel anytime Misty."

I’ll hold you to that

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

".. would you save the cock til last..?

Well obviously, the thighs and buttocks have the greatest nutritional values. Then you’d start on the heart and the ribs areas but given the human diet you’d probably avoid the liver and the kidneys…the calves have a good amount of decent flesh and then really after that you’re looking at boiling down the femur and getting the bone marrow for maximum survival.

Why did you go to the penis you pervert?

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By *929Man
16 weeks ago

newcastle

Probably wouldn’t eat that but cocks are fucking ugly haha would give that bit to the dog

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By *yzykMan
16 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Definitely... And I'd be having a ball

(ba dum tssh)

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
16 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

No I'd probably save the psoas until last

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Central

I'd be concerned that it might be a bit rubbery as I've learned via Fab just how much they can supposedly stretch to gigantic lengths.

. I'd not want to chew forever, getting jaw ache

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"I’d throw it out like the chickens feet.

Snap. Apparently the thigh is the best eating, Aztecs sent the thigh meat of sacrificed warriors to the King "

I like eating thigh ….😏

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
16 weeks ago

Leeds

If human was the only meat available, I’d just be vegan and eat grass. I mean I don’t really like touching them, I could never put one in my mouth.

The mr

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By *allipygousMan
16 weeks ago

Leicester

"I'd not touch a cock. Pee comes out of them 🤮"

Does that mean you don't receive oral or give oral to women? 🤔

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Never in all my life has anyone ever said .......

Save me that lump of gristle with the baggy bit of skin on ........

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By *trange new worldCouple
16 weeks ago

Northampton

Don't you marinade it and then stuff the hole with it

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By *abluesbabyMan
16 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Not if it belonged to a clown... it'll taste funny.

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By *d mirerMan
16 weeks ago

lost

I’d tie the clock and balls to a tree , like a silent wind chime to not warn off others from the potential bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

No, arms, chest, and legs, like most other animals. Might try to make a bit of belly pork and crackling. The skin could make a nice cape, or be used for book coverings.

Really thought too hard about this, swear we're nice people.

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