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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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Hippocritical I mean. Ffs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
16 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I like your wang though 💜

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By *ynecplCouple
16 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

In what way?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I like people who used to be indecisive, but now they are not so sure

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"In what way?"

Rude about how hippos do things without looking in the mirror first!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

When I go to the doctor, I hope they're hippocratical

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"I like people who used to be indecisive, but now they are not so sure "

I like decisive people. I think.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"When I go to the doctor, I hope they're hippocratical "

Ooooath 😂😂😂 very good

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

"

Do you also hate hippos??

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??"

And critters

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters "

Fuck man

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By *ittlebirdWoman
16 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters "

How about hamsters?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters? "

He probably does.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters? "

It’s funny because I’m terrified of HAMsters. Since I’ve gone veggie I won’t touch one

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters?

It’s funny because I’m terrified of HAMsters. Since I’ve gone veggie I won’t touch one"

Hipsters I don’t mind. I haven’t got a bad hip yet

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By *ittlebirdWoman
16 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters?

He probably does. "

He loves giant hamsters though. Fact

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters?

It’s funny because I’m terrified of HAMsters. Since I’ve gone veggie I won’t touch one

Hipsters I don’t mind. I haven’t got a bad hip yet"

Yet

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"I like your wang though 💜"

What does wang actually mean?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Ends


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters?

It’s funny because I’m terrified of HAMsters. Since I’ve gone veggie I won’t touch one

Hipsters I don’t mind. I haven’t got a bad hip yet

Yet"

That a threat?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
16 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I like your wang though 💜

What does wang actually mean? "

Penis 💜

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Ends


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters?

He probably does.

He loves giant hamsters though. Fact "

LittleBird- would you rather fight 1000 spider sized dogs or a single dog sized spider

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"I like your wang though 💜

What does wang actually mean?

Penis 💜"

In the language of love

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By *herrybakewellCouple
16 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Don't get us started on this subject.

Couples that say your first message must contain a face pic....yet they message first, and guess what.....

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Don't get us started on this subject.

Couples that say your first message must contain a face pic....yet they message first, and guess what....."

Err I'm abit clueless but I take it they don't send a pic?

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"Don't get us started on this subject.

Couples that say your first message must contain a face pic....yet they message first, and guess what....."

WHAT A FUCKINNNNN LIBERTY!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"Don't get us started on this subject.

Couples that say your first message must contain a face pic....yet they message first, and guess what.....

Err I'm abit clueless but I take it they don't send a pic?"

No, They do. They just include one from your gallery.

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Don't get us started on this subject.

Couples that say your first message must contain a face pic....yet they message first, and guess what.....

Err I'm abit clueless but I take it they don't send a pic?

No, They do. They just include one from your gallery. "

Oh what the fuck??

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Ends


"Don't get us started on this subject.

Couples that say your first message must contain a face pic....yet they message first, and guess what.....

Err I'm abit clueless but I take it they don't send a pic?

No, They do. They just include one from your gallery.

Oh what the fuck??"

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Don't get us started on this subject.

Couples that say your first message must contain a face pic....yet they message first, and guess what.....

Err I'm abit clueless but I take it they don't send a pic?

No, They do. They just include one from your gallery.

Oh what the fuck??

"

I am but a young grasshopper

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By *naswingdressWoman
16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Have you ever had a new puppy or kitten?

they're a bit hyper critter cal

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"Have you ever had a new puppy or kitten?

they're a bit hyper critter cal"

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
16 weeks ago

Markfield

Number wang has taken on a whole new meaning.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"Number wang has taken on a whole new meaning. "

WHAT DOES WANG MEAN

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Number wang has taken on a whole new meaning.

WHAT DOES WANG MEAN "

SHE LIKES YOUR PENIS!!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"Number wang has taken on a whole new meaning.

WHAT DOES WANG MEAN

SHE LIKES YOUR PENIS!!"

THEN WHY DOESNT SHE JUST SAY THAT. 😭😭

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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Don’t you just hate when people are always actin all sense a div?

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Number wang has taken on a whole new meaning.

WHAT DOES WANG MEAN

SHE LIKES YOUR PENIS!!

THEN WHY DOESNT SHE JUST SAY THAT. 😭😭"

🤣 there there its okay.

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By *ansoffateMan
16 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

That's pretty much everyone if you look closely enough.

The things that irritate us about others are often aspects of ourselves we are unaware of.

At least that's what I've told by people who then tend to forget that principle when it suits.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"That's pretty much everyone if you look closely enough.

The things that irritate us about others are often aspects of ourselves we are unaware of.

At least that's what I've told by people who then tend to forget that principle when it suits."

For real you can’t take people for granite.

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By *naswingdressWoman
16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That's pretty much everyone if you look closely enough.

The things that irritate us about others are often aspects of ourselves we are unaware of.

At least that's what I've told by people who then tend to forget that principle when it suits.

For real you can’t take people for granite. "

These puns are a bit schist

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By *ittlebirdWoman
16 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters?

He probably does.

He loves giant hamsters though. Fact

LittleBird- would you rather fight 1000 spider sized dogs or a single dog sized spider"

1000 spider size dogs. They would be sooooo cute ♥️

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"That's pretty much everyone if you look closely enough.

The things that irritate us about others are often aspects of ourselves we are unaware of.

At least that's what I've told by people who then tend to forget that principle when it suits.

For real you can’t take people for granite.

These puns are a bit schist "

My anaconda don’t want nun unless you got puns, hun

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West


"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters?

It’s funny because I’m terrified of HAMsters. Since I’ve gone veggie I won’t touch one

Hipsters I don’t mind. I haven’t got a bad hip yet"

My hip sometimes kinda dislocates during the Sex. Did you know that?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
16 weeks ago

North West


"That's pretty much everyone if you look closely enough.

The things that irritate us about others are often aspects of ourselves we are unaware of.

At least that's what I've told by people who then tend to forget that principle when it suits.

For real you can’t take people for granite. "

He says, looking at cleavage

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By *naswingdressWoman
16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"That's pretty much everyone if you look closely enough.

The things that irritate us about others are often aspects of ourselves we are unaware of.

At least that's what I've told by people who then tend to forget that principle when it suits.

For real you can’t take people for granite.

These puns are a bit schist

My anaconda don’t want nun unless you got puns, hun "

AI says that anacondas don't fit in shopping malls. AI will revolutionise intelligence.

I know I'm old and decrepit, but my love tunnel is a bit smaller than a shopping mall.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenic OP   Man
16 weeks ago

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"I hate people that are hippocrittercal.

Do you also hate hippos??

And critters

How about hamsters?

It’s funny because I’m terrified of HAMsters. Since I’ve gone veggie I won’t touch one

Hipsters I don’t mind. I haven’t got a bad hip yet

My hip sometimes kinda dislocates during the Sex. Did you know that?"

Yes.

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