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Irrational Fab pet peaves

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By *ntraditional_Gent OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Leicestershire

I was getting annoyed by every Fab video that I played having a song or music play over the action and it got me to thinking what a grumpy old man I am, but I’m surely not alone?

So what are the silly things on Fab and the lifestyle in general that annoy you, but in reality aren’t a problem for most sane people?

P.S. this isn’t designed to just call out bad habits, just more laughing at ourselves for getting irritated at things that don’t really matter.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill

Turning "meet" into a noun, and "fab" into a verb.

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By *eliWoman
28 weeks ago

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"Turning "meet" into a noun."

So much this. I'm now the pedantic twunt who replies to threads asking if anyone has had a meet from the forums with a no.

Fucking meet. Meet. Eurgh.

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By *arierWoman
28 weeks ago

birmingham

My pet peeve is people not reading profiles.

I’m on here for ladies (possibly couples) but when I was messing about with my filters a couple of nights ago I removed the block on male messages. I woke to 98 messages from single males.

Highlights were:

“I’m ready to forcefully breed you”

“You’re hot, would you be willing to fist me”

“I need to make you pregnant”

Grim Fair to say the filter is back on!

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
28 weeks ago

There and Here

No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!"

No no they do mean holes ..

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
28 weeks ago

Tamworth

“I know I’m married and you say that’s not for you but…”

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By *andT2023Couple
28 weeks ago

in the middle


"No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!"

When i say it i mean holes ...sorry

Txx

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By *eally_RosieWoman
28 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Guys who message from 30+ miles away saying they are ‘in the area for work’ and would like to hook up regularly…

Then I look at their profile and realise that they actually live only 5-10 miles away, but can’t accom…

I’m probably reading too much into it but it feels like they think I’m stupid

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"Guys who message from 30+ miles away saying they are ‘in the area for work’ and would like to hook up regularly…

Then I look at their profile and realise that they actually live only 5-10 miles away, but can’t accom…

I’m probably reading too much into it but it feels like they think I’m stupid "

Can’t accom.

We know what that means 💍

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By *andT2023Couple
28 weeks ago

in the middle

Friend requests without so much as a message to introduce themselves ..just why ?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"My pet peeve is people not reading profiles.

I’m on here for ladies (possibly couples) but when I was messing about with my filters a couple of nights ago I removed the block on male messages. I woke to 98 messages from single males.

Highlights were:

“I’m ready to forcefully breed you”

“You’re hot, would you be willing to fist me”

“I need to make you pregnant”

Grim Fair to say the filter is back on! "

My wife got one once from a guy who said he wanted to piss on her. Just apropos of nothing, as the first message.

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By *d mirerMan
28 weeks ago

lost


"No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!"

Just to clarify

Are the holes barred then

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
28 weeks ago

There and Here


"No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!

Just to clarify

Are the holes barred then "

Only one😂

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!"

"For all intensive purposes"

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
28 weeks ago

There and Here


"No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!

"For all intensive purposes""

Noooooooooooooooo

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill


"No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!

"For all intensive purposes"

Noooooooooooooooo"

Mixed metaphors are the worst, I know.

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By *asterMeliodasMan
28 weeks ago

Newmill

...we have to nip them in the butt

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends

Use of the word play. Or play dates.

🥴🤢🤮

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By *d mirerMan
28 weeks ago

lost


"No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!

Just to clarify

Are the holes barred then

Only one😂"

The other ear ok then ? 😂

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By *parkle1974Woman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

The only thing is the repetitive threads....though I see more new topics popping up which is refreshing x

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By *lfa RomeoMan
28 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

When you take the time to write a well thought out message, based on their bio , and you get one word reply... (Thanks)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Central

Forum quote repost chains, that become extraordinarily long and take forever to scroll through - especially if there are dozens of them in succession

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By *olfandtazCouple
28 weeks ago

Bristol

Not reading our profile! Seriously winds me up.

The amount of cocks that end up in our inbox.

The ppl who tk like dis in txt... your phone has auto correct, bloody use it!

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
28 weeks ago

There and Here


"No holes (sic) barred

HOLDS goddamnit, HOLDS!!!

Just to clarify

Are the holes barred then

Only one😂

The other ear ok then ? 😂"

I was thinking nostril but ok 🤷‍♀️😄

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
28 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Myself, getting into discussion with posters that are just too stupid to get into discussions with.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
28 weeks ago

The Continental

Seeing the same people continually whinging about how bad fab is.

If you don’t like it……leave!

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
28 weeks ago

norwich

Couples profiles which categorically and passively aggressively state they are a couple and not to just message as if it's a single woman, whilst having 50 pics of the woman and none of the hubby.

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By *nn_JamesCouple
28 weeks ago

Berkshire/ South Bucks Borders


"Friend requests without so much as a message to introduce themselves ..just why ? "

This..

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds

I like it here, it’s serves my secret masturbation addiction perfectly, there’s some pretty hot women too.

The mr

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By *ntraditional_Gent OP   Man
28 weeks ago

Leicestershire

Oh I like it here too. As I say, I know I’m just a weirdo that gets annoyed by Fab videos being soem X-rated music video.

However they’re better than ones where I can hear the news or The One Show in the background between claps.

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By *exandcoffeeWoman
28 weeks ago

Stamford

Messages that just say “hi” or “hey”….although the worst one I had recently was “when did you lose your virginity”? 🙄

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

In no particular order of importance

Status lines that read

You know who you are

Can’t wait for [some event or other]

Role on (sic) [some event or date]

Thanks to all my friends

Say hi if you see me there

Say hi if you’re going

It’s hot in PDI, phew

Can hardly walk

Comments on shit patterns

Comments on it being too hot

Spelling and grammar such as

Discreet rather than discrete

There as opposed to their

Role play not roll play

The lack of paragraphs

A dearth of correct punctuation

Message responses saying pics and nothing more

Videos with a red tint

Other than the above I am perfectly happy!

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