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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Squeaky bed when having sex. Turn off?

Please answer YES or NO

Major YES for me! The squeaking becomes so annoying that it infiltrates my eardrums / thoughts and kills the mood! Onto the floor! Hopefully carpeted! If not, sofaπŸ˜‚

Over to you 😁

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends

No. I don’t care

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

No I lube it with spunk to stop the squeak

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By *parkle1974Woman
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Yes definitely

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By *erfHerder74Man
28 weeks ago

Inverclyde

It’s a challenge to have smoother deeper sex

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By *oandstephCouple
28 weeks ago

Bradford

Not with the kids in the house lol

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"No I lube it with spunk to stop the squeak "

Winning answer! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
28 weeks ago

La La Land


"No I spunk it with lube to stop the squeak "

What he said

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Definitely a big turn off especially in hotels where walls are paper thin

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
28 weeks ago

Reading

Yes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No, it would irritate me

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By *olfandtazCouple
28 weeks ago

Bristol

My bed doesn't squeak but my neighbours does and the walls are paper thin so hear everything

So yes it's a major turn off

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By *batMan
28 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I don’t like a squeaky bed, but I do like to hear someone else’s dirty hotel room shag. I quite like the idea of others hearing me too!!

Gbat

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By *andT2023Couple
28 weeks ago

in the middle

Yes ...makes me self conscious

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I don’t like a squeaky bed, but I do like to hear someone else’s dirty hotel room shag. I quite like the idea of others hearing me too!!

Gbat "

Unsure if that's a YES or NOπŸ˜…

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
28 weeks ago

Tamworth

Turn off!!

Speaking of, I need to sort mine out.

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By *weet6Woman
28 weeks ago

East Riding

I don’t like it... But it doesn’t stop me

Sxx

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
28 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Vaguely irritating. But I prefer metal bedframes for the sturdiness and aesthetics, and if I want those and to fuck the way I like, I'm gonna have some squeaking now and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Yes from both of us!

No squeaky bed here (to start with anyway )

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By *exyDiversCouple
28 weeks ago

Surrey / Hants

Yes from both of us too x

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Yes.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
28 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Nope it's off putting, had this at our last hotel so fucked on the chairs and side tables

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By *ensuallover1000Man
28 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A squeaky bed or rattling headboard is an unwanted distraction when doing the deed.

This is why I always use a Simba mattress; available at all good stockists….. πŸ‘πŸ»

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Yes ...makes me self conscious "

It just distracts the hell out of me!πŸ˜…

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Turn off!!

Speaking of, I need to sort mine out."

I sense DIY coming on 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

YES...especially when you've booked a hotel room for a night of hot sex!! It's a major orgasm-killer! 😑

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Nope it's off putting, had this at our last hotel so fucked on the chairs and side tables "

Damn..why didn't I think of that!!

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By *imples24Man
28 weeks ago

tamworth

Yes but almost gives you a rhythm to go to lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
28 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Don't think I've ever had a squeaky bed but it would be a turn off

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By *ad NannaWoman
28 weeks ago

East London

No, it drowns out the tinnitus.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
28 weeks ago

Yorkshire

No. Very off putting.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Yes

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By *ambo116Man
28 weeks ago

ilfracombe

Yes

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By *riel13Woman
28 weeks ago

Northampton

I kinda like it

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By *attymox1Man
28 weeks ago

Newcastle

Yes

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Yes from both of us!

No squeaky bed here (to start with anyway )"

Slow starter and sprint finisher then? πŸ˜πŸ˜‰

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds

Yes it's super annoying and off-putting.

Mrs

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By *obandruthCouple
28 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Doesn't bother me as I probably make more noise then the bed.

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Yes it's super annoying and off-putting.

Mrs "

Exactly the same! Does it kill the mood completely if you don't take it somewhere else?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
28 weeks ago

Coventry

Purely depends on location and circumstances. Loud obvious sex isn't always an option. For example at home it would be a total no if anyone else was also at home or likely to come home at any stage.

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By *portyGuyMan
28 weeks ago

Burbage

It can be annoying! Students are the worst for this must be cheap beds

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By *batMan
28 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Just a general comment, no one else needs to DM me and tell me they often listen to their mother fucking on a squeaky bed.

FFS!!!

Gbat

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Doesn't bother me as I probably make more noise then the bed. "

That's quite the boast πŸ˜πŸ˜‰

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By *rHotNottsMan
28 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Yeah I hate it , it’s so off putting, Same as a wooden table or couch that slowly inches it’s way across the tiles.

Sometimes you just can’t beat a nice solid floor - with a cushion for her head of course.

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By *ea monkeyMan
28 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Bold to assume that I last long enough or go hard enough to make the bed squeak

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"It can be annoying! Students are the worst for this must be cheap beds"

A silent combination they do not make!😁

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By *B69Woman
28 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Hate it, puts me off my stroke

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By *aytime78Man
28 weeks ago

Huddersfield

nosent neally bother ne necause nime neff

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

25:10 in favor of YES so far.

Fab has spoken! For the time being it seems squeaky beds are a turn off!πŸ˜…

Please proceed.

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By *2000ManMan
28 weeks ago

Worthing

Reverse cowgirl..her bouncing and making the chair squeak does it for me...as well as the bed!

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By *ornyperv100Man
28 weeks ago

Tunbridge wells

No it doesn't turn me off, when I'm in the mood a silly noise won't stop it.

I will oil it or tighten those screws later on.

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
28 weeks ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Yes

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By *lfa RomeoMan
28 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Yes, nothing more off putting

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
28 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Clearly I’m weird AF, I love it. It’s like background music to the sex scene, adding to the allround uninhibited, no holds bared atmosphere.

Plus a squeaky bed often means it has a good bit of movement so his thrusts feel harder and deeper

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By *weetCruellaWoman
28 weeks ago

somewhere sweet and sour

On the rare occasion I meet someone at mine, they always manage to crack or make a slat break or come away and those bastards are hard to take off lol

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Clearly I’m weird AF, I love it. It’s like background music to the sex scene, adding to the allround uninhibited, no holds bared atmosphere.

Plus a squeaky bed often means it has a good bit of movement so his thrusts feel harder and deeper "

Clearly the most enthusiastic pro squeaky vote so far! 😁

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I don’t notice anything other than the sex OP. The rest of time stops 😘

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends

I had sex with someone once and her body was creaking. Didn’t bother me. Carried on to the next station: pound town.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
28 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I had sex with someone once and her body was creaking. Didn’t bother me. Carried on to the next station: pound town. "

🀣🀣

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
28 weeks ago

…

Yes I would find it so irritating and off putting

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Yeah I hate it , it’s so off putting, Same as a wooden table or couch that slowly inches it’s way across the tiles.

Sometimes you just can’t beat a nice solid floor - with a cushion for her head of course."

Preferably carpeted! 😁

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By *tephenAndHisPicklenicMan
28 weeks ago

Ends


"Yeah I hate it , it’s so off putting, Same as a wooden table or couch that slowly inches it’s way across the tiles.

Sometimes you just can’t beat a nice solid floor - with a cushion for her head of course."

I had sex on the floor once. Don’t remember if there was a cushion under the head. The fuck? This isn’t a come back kinda service.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Nope, turn the music up louder and concentrate on the sex itself more and you'll not hear the annoying noises, the bodies creaking or any farting/gagging noises!

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I had sex with someone once and her body was creaking. Didn’t bother me. Carried on to the next station: pound town. "

This had me chuckling πŸ˜‚

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
28 weeks ago

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"I don’t like a squeaky bed, but I do like to hear someone else’s dirty hotel room shag. I quite like the idea of others hearing me too!!

Gbat "

This for me, The simple sound of a bed squeaking can be a turn on when you know someone is having sex

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By *eyond PurityCouple
28 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I don't like a squeaky anything!

I've got rid of a car before now for having a squeak

C

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By *afkaMan
28 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)


"I kinda like it "

Me too, I find it utterly hilarious and a fun challenge to keep a steady tempo

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I don't like a squeaky anything!

I've got rid of a car before now for having a squeak

C"

Solid bed frame. No tolerances, squeaks or rattlesπŸ˜πŸ˜‰

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By *ell GwynnWoman
28 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

It's not great, but it doesn't put me off. I have a squeaky metal bedframe so I think I've become immune to the noise.

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"It's not great, but it doesn't put me off. I have a squeaky metal bedframe so I think I've become immune to the noise."

Desensitisation! Now there's an ideaπŸ€”πŸ˜

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

29:15 in favour of YES.

People are still finding squeaky beds a turn off😝

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Last go at it before calling it a day. Cast your opinions 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"Last go at it before calling it a day. Cast your opinions 😁"

What is this thread about I’m lost

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By *aizyWoman
28 weeks ago

west midlands

Turn off, too distracting when I don't want to be distracted.

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By *ffervescentMan
28 weeks ago

winfrith


"Squeaky bed when having sex. Turn off?

Please answer YES or NO

Major YES for me! The squeaking becomes so annoying that it infiltrates my eardrums / thoughts and kills the mood! Onto the floor! Hopefully carpeted! If not, sofaπŸ˜‚

Over to you 😁"

Yes very off putting.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
28 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Squeaky bed when having sex. Turn off?

Please answer YES or NO

Major YES for me! The squeaking becomes so annoying that it infiltrates my eardrums / thoughts and kills the mood! Onto the floor! Hopefully carpeted! If not, sofaπŸ˜‚

Over to you 😁"

Yes it's distracting but distracting enough to have me move to the floor 😱

Maybe a sofa if it was very loud, and the sofa was big enough

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Turn off, too distracting when I don't want to be distracted."

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"YES...especially when you've booked a hotel room for a night of hot sex!! It's a major orgasm-killer! 😑"

When I stay at the next hotel, in a few weeks time, I'm going to have a good bounce on the bed first 🀣 If it doesn't pass the non-squeaky test, I'll be asking for another room 🀣

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By *ed OpiumWoman
28 weeks ago

Never Never Land

kinda makes me start laughing

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"YES...especially when you've booked a hotel room for a night of hot sex!! It's a major orgasm-killer! 😑

When I stay at the next hotel, in a few weeks time, I'm going to have a good bounce on the bed first 🀣 If it doesn't pass the non-squeaky test, I'll be asking for another room 🀣"

Now there's a brilliant idea! 😁

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By *innamon!Woman
28 weeks ago

no matter

Put off !!

Back in β€˜73 My mum moved her old iron spring bed into my room after we got married .. lmao we got home from honeymoon and stayed the night .. it was awful couldn't roll over without it squeaking. No way could we have had sex ..

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By *yrone69xMan
28 weeks ago

carnforth

Puts me off big time

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By *arl17Man
28 weeks ago

Central Portugal

Really... Who cares?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
28 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

A big YES!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Central

Yes, mostly as it's a distraction

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By *inger_SnapWoman
28 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Yes, it's very distracting

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Put off !!

Back in β€˜73 My mum moved her old iron spring bed into my room after we got married .. lmao we got home from honeymoon and stayed the night .. it was awful couldn't roll over without it squeaking. No way could we have had sex .. "

Almost sounds as if having been intentional πŸ˜…

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
28 weeks ago

Merseyside

Yes totally puts us off at home anyway haha

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By *7VYMan
28 weeks ago

Orbit

The real question here is, if the bed is squeaking, do you stop or nah?

Rumour has it only 'straight' people stop

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
28 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"A big YES!!"

Very emphatic answer!πŸ˜…πŸ˜

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

39:18 in favour of YES it's a turn off.

Squeaky beds are not a thing in the eyes of fabbers 😁

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I hate it. Major distraction.

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Yes totally puts us off at home anyway haha "

The same doesn't apply away?

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By *heHornyWandererMan
27 weeks ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 18/08/24 10:13:51]

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By *heHornyWandererMan
27 weeks ago

glasgow

That’s most definitely a YES from me, hate it.

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By *onkey 2023Man
27 weeks ago

Cross Hands

It’s funny for a very short time, then deeply irritating. Had a lovely friend in Cwmavon, and her bed was most irritating during manoeuvres.

Mind you, more irritating was the fact that you could hear customers in the shop below when laying in bed, lol.

We never did get around to fixing the bed so that it didn’t squeak though, as we were always β€˜otherwise engaged’ I miss those times, and miss her too.

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"It’s funny for a very short time, then deeply irritating. Had a lovely friend in Cwmavon, and her bed was most irritating during manoeuvres.

Mind you, more irritating was the fact that you could hear customers in the shop below when laying in bed, lol.

We never did get around to fixing the bed so that it didn’t squeak though, as we were always β€˜otherwise engaged’ I miss those times, and miss her too."

An amusing story!😁

The gist I'm getting is that the squeaking was bearable and didn't stop you from engaging in your pursuits 😁😈

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

No, just hold the headboard 🀣

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I guess in a hotel it depends if you can hear sounds from the other rooms - which will indicate whether your bed squeaking can be heard by them. But then also whether you are bothered as to the reaction, since in theory you are never going to see those people again - though I guess it could be embarrassing as you leave your room if you meet them coming out into the hallway at the same time.

I do find it off putting, but it was not enough to stop me engaging in The Sex with my partner

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By *lairephil89Couple
27 weeks ago

Warrington

Yes especially living with kids

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
27 weeks ago

villiage

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

I don't think I've ever experienced this.

Does your bed squeak op?

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"No, just hold the headboard 🀣"

True, but difficult to do when in the heat of the momentπŸ˜…

Hands are often required for other things 😈

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By *weetiepie99Woman
27 weeks ago

cardiff

Very offputting, puts me off my stride!

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

My bed isn’t squeaky it’s wooden and rattles then squeaks plus living in an apartment block….thin walls

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I don't think I've ever experienced this.

Does your bed squeak op? "

Lucky gal😁 do you think it would put you off if it did?

Fortunately, no. Perhaps a small occasional noise with especially vigorous activity, but nothing that would put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago


"No, just hold the headboard 🀣

True, but difficult to do when in the heat of the momentπŸ˜…

Hands are often required for other things 😈"

It can be done 🀣

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By *heIndianladynEnglishguyCouple
27 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

I tend to turn the mrs around so instead of head to toe board I go the other way.

Squeaking soon stops.

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"No, just hold the headboard 🀣

True, but difficult to do when in the heat of the momentπŸ˜…

Hands are often required for other things 😈

It can be done 🀣"

So states the voice of experience!😁

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By *onkeynutWoman
27 weeks ago

somewhere

Yes.

Incessant squeaking or banging irritates the fuck out of me.

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By *addy bareMan
27 weeks ago

lakeside

No let's fuck this bed

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Yes.

Incessant squeaking or banging irritates the fuck out of me."

Somehow, this doesn't surprise me at all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰

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By *onkeynutWoman
27 weeks ago

somewhere


"Yes.

Incessant squeaking or banging irritates the fuck out of me.

Somehow, this doesn't surprise me at all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰"

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

The count is 45:23 in favour of YES a squeaky bed is a turn off 😝

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By *he MinionMan
27 weeks ago

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Squeeky bed is a turn off for me too

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I tend to turn the mrs around so instead of head to toe board I go the other way.

Squeaking soon stops. "

I've done that before with mixed results 😁

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
27 weeks ago

Birmingham

Yes. I fucking hate it. If I know nobody else can hear it then it isn't a problem, but if others are closeby it's an absolute pain. My bed can't be fixed. It's like it wants the world to know I'm being rammed.

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By *hilloutΒ OPΒ Β Β Man
27 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Yes. I fucking hate it. If I know nobody else can hear it then it isn't a problem, but if others are closeby it's an absolute pain. My bed can't be fixed. It's like it wants the world to know I'm being rammed."

The image of you being rammed is very πŸ”₯ my dear.

Throwing squeaky noises in the mix would spoil it!😝

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