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"3 holes " Don't you know any women with a nose? | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? " And ears  | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? And ears "And a belly button. | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? " Sorry, 5 holes | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? And ears "OK OK, 7 holes | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? " I counted ten 😏 | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏" Punctures don't count Woody  | |||
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"Let me ask Wiki and I’ll let y’all know." Wiki will tell you it’s the fleshy bit around a vagina  | |||
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"Let me ask Wiki and I’ll let y’all know. Wiki will tell you it’s the fleshy bit around a vagina "That’ll do me.  | |||
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"An unpaid servant destined to help fulfil other people's dreams " Crikey, that's a bit harsh.  | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏" What about the squirting hole? | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏 What about the squirting hole? "That’s the same as the piss hole  | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏 What about the squirting hole? "11
*woody recounts…
Narrator - although woodys English isn’t exactly a standard worth writing home about… (you can have that one)… he always imagined he could count quite well. | |||
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"Whatever ChattyP says it is. Modern day Encarta, innit? " Does it know whether an anaconda can fit in a shopping mall yet? We shall never know. These mysteries cannot be solved by AI (or couldn't last I checked), therefore it can't be solved by our mere mortal minds | |||
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"Whatever ChattyP says it is. Modern day Encarta, innit? " Chat gpt basically means there’s no point in degrees and I love that | |||
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"Whatever ChattyP says it is. Modern day Encarta, innit? Chat gpt basically means there’s no point in degrees and I love that" Am I joking? Who knows | |||
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"Whatever ChattyP says it is. Modern day Encarta, innit? Chat gpt basically means there’s no point in degrees and I love that" It writes SUCH incredible essays. I just love reading a ChattyP essay 
But we digress! | |||
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"Whatever ChattyP says it is. Modern day Encarta, innit? Chat gpt basically means there’s no point in degrees and I love that Am I joking? Who knows" bring on the enshittification | |||
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"Whatever ChattyP says it is. Modern day Encarta, innit? Chat gpt basically means there’s no point in degrees and I love that It writes SUCH incredible essays. I just love reading a ChattyP essay
But we digress! "☠️ | |||
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"Why... just why...." Equality and all that jazz | |||
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"A woman can be many things A female on the other hand is an entirely different species "Ooooooo is this the Mars and Venus stuff? I think I'm from Mercury, actually | |||
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"Why... just why...." https://youtu.be/HG7I4oniOyA?si=SjTM11xjSaPUKdNB | |||
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"Why... just why...." Forum skullduggery, to start some more digital fights. | |||
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"A woman can be many things A female on the other hand is an entirely different species
Ooooooo is this the Mars and Venus stuff? I think I'm from Mercury, actually "🤣🤣 | |||
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"Why... just why.... Forum skullduggery, to start some more digital fights. " Or we can do Annie Lennox. More fun than fucking statistics ☠️ | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏 Punctures don't count Woody "What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole.  just thinking | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏 Punctures don't count Woody
What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole. just thinking "Can't do eye holes....think of the pink eye...ouch | |||
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"Of the back of Granny's thread.... Carry on...." A source of frustration and confusion. 😝 | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏 Punctures don't count Woody
What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole. just thinking
Can't do eye holes....think of the pink eye...ouch "Good point probably best to stay on the safe side and just go for the standard normal things like belly buttons and nostrils lol | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏 Punctures don't count Woody
What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole. just thinking "I love the sound when my bellend pops out of an eye socket when skull fucking  | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏 Punctures don't count Woody
What about eye holes? Granted not a hole when eyeballs are in place lol but still a hole. Belly button got included and that’s more a divet than a hole. just thinking
Can't do eye holes....think of the pink eye...ouch
Good point probably best to stay on the safe side and just go for the standard normal things like belly buttons and nostrils lol "Got enough snot up the nostrils without adding more | |||
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" I guess they are complex flesh bags of emotions and thoughts very similar to men. I'd say there's more variation between women as a group than between women and men, which is basically the biological premise for saying men and women are a singular group or species." The whole human race is a complex species. | |||
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" I guess they are complex flesh bags of emotions and thoughts very similar to men. I'd say there's more variation between women as a group than between women and men, which is basically the biological premise for saying men and women are a singular group or species." My understanding of sex differences in psychology (not my field, but I've made a modest academic contribution) is that neurological sex differences are vastly overblown in the literature and much more so in popular culture. | |||
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" I guess they are complex flesh bags of emotions and thoughts very similar to men. I'd say there's more variation between women as a group than between women and men, which is basically the biological premise for saying men and women are a singular group or species. My understanding of sex differences in psychology (not my field, but I've made a modest academic contribution) is that neurological sex differences are vastly overblown in the literature and much more so in popular culture. " Yes, as all boffins know, sex differences are largely cosmological in origin. | |||
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" I guess they are complex flesh bags of emotions and thoughts very similar to men. I'd say there's more variation between women as a group than between women and men, which is basically the biological premise for saying men and women are a singular group or species. My understanding of sex differences in psychology (not my field, but I've made a modest academic contribution) is that neurological sex differences are vastly overblown in the literature and much more so in popular culture. Yes, as all boffins know, sex differences are largely cosmological in origin." In brains, the overwhelming majority of people are decidedly average. The "x% sex difference" stuff that gets splashed in the media is often like, 500 people are basically the same, but one dude was off the chart. Plus pink and blue brain pictures for extra truthiness | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated " Put on a pedestal and spun around until dizzy | |||
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"There's little difference between male and female human brains. Size/volume is the main difference. "Differences between men's and women's brains. Neuroscientists conduct meta-synthesis of three decades of research Date: March 29, 2021 Source: Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science Summary: How different are men's and women's brains? The question has been explored for decades, but a new study coalesces this wide-ranging research into a single mega-synthesis. And the answer is: hardly at all."" But I saw a thing in the paper with a pink brain and a blue brain. We've had enough of experts. *nods* | |||
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"There's little difference between male and female human brains. Size/volume is the main difference. "Differences between men's and women's brains. Neuroscientists conduct meta-synthesis of three decades of research Date: March 29, 2021 Source: Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science Summary: How different are men's and women's brains? The question has been explored for decades, but a new study coalesces this wide-ranging research into a single mega-synthesis. And the answer is: hardly at all." But I saw a thing in the paper with a pink brain and a blue brain. We've had enough of experts. *nods*" I'm struggling to accept that the luminous clarity of tabloid graphics is not a guarantor of scientific accuracy  | |||
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"There's little difference between male and female human brains. Size/volume is the main difference. "Differences between men's and women's brains. Neuroscientists conduct meta-synthesis of three decades of research Date: March 29, 2021 Source: Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science Summary: How different are men's and women's brains? The question has been explored for decades, but a new study coalesces this wide-ranging research into a single mega-synthesis. And the answer is: hardly at all." But I saw a thing in the paper with a pink brain and a blue brain. We've had enough of experts. *nods* I'm struggling to accept that the luminous clarity of tabloid graphics is not a guarantor of scientific accuracy " | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated " You proper suck up!! | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!! "Like a Dyson suck up? | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?"Or Henry | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?"* foetal development is brand agnostic | |||
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"Someone who gets their tits and fanny out for gentlemen’s leisure pamphlets such as ‘Razzle’ or ‘Mayfair’ " leisure pamphlets
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated Put on a pedestal and spun around until dizzy "Dizzy maybe not, I don’t want projectile vomiting 🫣😂 | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?
Or Henry "Or Henriette | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!! "Ruuuude 😳😳😳 | |||
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"Someone who gets their tits and fanny out for gentlemen’s leisure pamphlets such as ‘Razzle’ or ‘Mayfair’ " Other mags available | |||
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"Someone who gets their tits and fanny out for gentlemen’s leisure pamphlets such as ‘Razzle’ or ‘Mayfair’ Other mags available " Is it wimmin who publish material on OnlyFlans? | |||
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"Someone who gets their tits and fanny out for gentlemen’s leisure pamphlets such as ‘Razzle’ or ‘Mayfair’ Other mags available Is it wimmin who publish material on OnlyFlans? " Oh golly gosh no...I've seen more peni on there than here  | |||
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"Someone who gets their tits and fanny out for gentlemen’s leisure pamphlets such as ‘Razzle’ or ‘Mayfair’ " Is giving people the ol' razzle dazzle gender affirming care? https://youtu.be/9OfT8y9XqjA?si=xk-3UuLYJqUPUD-t | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?"Women suck like a Dyson. I’ve heard that written somewhere. | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?
Women suck like a Dyson.
I’ve heard that written somewhere. "Gents toilets in Spoons | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?
Women suck like a Dyson.
I’ve heard that written somewhere.
Gents toilets in Spoons "No that's a hand drying... not the same.. Also I'm barred from spoons now | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?
Women suck like a Dyson.
I’ve heard that written somewhere.
Gents toilets in Spoons
No that's a hand drying... not the same..
Also I'm barred from spoons now"That's limiting. Fancy a fork? | |||
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"To be adored, pleasured, desired and stimulated You proper suck up!!
Like a Dyson suck up?
Women suck like a Dyson.
I’ve heard that written somewhere.
Gents toilets in Spoons
No that's a hand drying... not the same..
Also I'm barred from spoons now"I told you writing on the walls wasn't allowed | |||
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"A woman wearing a strapon is a pain in the butt ." A woman sitting on ya face will make your day. A woman wearing a strapon will make your hole weak. | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? And ears
And a belly button."And my axe! | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? And ears
And a belly button.
And my axe!"You know some wild women 🤣 | |||
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"Apparently, men break into song when they're in the presence of women, so they know how to handle them." | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? And ears
And a belly button.
And my axe!
You know some wild women 🤣"What can I say, it happens when you leave a trail of broken hearts in your wake 😎 | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? And ears
And a belly button.
And my axe!
You know some wild women 🤣
What can I say, it happens when you leave a trail of broken hearts in your wake 😎"Smooth | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏" Only if you include the ones filled with eyes | |||
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"I was going to do a What is a Woman thread ....... and behold ..... it sparkles before me. Thanks Sparkle x Hope you've all been hard at it and written sensible answers. I'm going for a read of your literacy genius now......" Wish I hadn't bothered...it wasn't supposed to be that deep a question | |||
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"No you haven't. You've been chatting shit haven't you ?" No. | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? I counted ten 😏" You can use mobile emojis now 😍🥰 | |||
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"That brings the count to 8!😁" Men & Women have the same number of holes | |||
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"That brings the count to 8!😁 Men & Women have the same number of holes" I'm counting now! Surely females generally have an extra "hole" that males do not? The vagina-hole? Other than that yes, the average male and female human have the same number of pee holes and anuseseseses and earholes and belly buttons (≠ hole depending on innie/outie) and nose holes and pie holes. Did I count my holes correctly? | |||
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"That brings the count to 8!😁 Men & Women have the same number of holes I'm counting now! Surely females generally have an extra "hole" that males do not? The vagina-hole? Other than that yes, the average male and female human have the same number of pee holes and anuseseseses and earholes and belly buttons (≠ hole depending on innie/outie) and nose holes and pie holes. Did I count my holes correctly?" That would be 'anusi' not anuseseseses or maybe anusessssssses but not anuseseseses. Carry on ....... actually saying it in my head it's anussusses. Carry on ......... | |||
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"Women are hot.
"That'll be the menopause 🤣 | |||
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"Women are hot.
That'll be the menopause 🤣"Exactly! I've got a fan going. | |||
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"Why... just why.... Equality and all that jazz "upper hand on most issues | |||
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"3 holes Don't you know any women with a nose? And ears
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"Couldn't tell you. Apparently I am one, but the term doesn't resonate for me. 🤷🏻♀️" Same. | |||
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