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By *rsKOTCT OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

How do I make my profile more clear that I'm not interested in men (men Half's of couples) my goodness they do get all sulky when you have to point it out.

Surely you can't get arsy about someone not being into you when it's clearly (or so I thought) stated on the very 1st line.....

I stopped using this profile on the forums because of this too 😩

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

And I don't wanna block couples because the odd one is actually ok 😂

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By *he KakapoMan
24 weeks ago

A nice rock

Have you tried shouting louder?

If that fails maybe grow a penis.

I'm shit out of ideas after that though

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

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Have you tried blocking men from messaging you? If you have, have you tried writing that you have genital herpes and are currently having a flare up as your header and status?

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By *he KakapoMan
24 weeks ago

A nice rock


"Have you tried blocking men from messaging you? If you have, have you tried writing that you have genital herpes and are currently having a flare up as your header and status?"

Oh sweet summer child that won't stop me....

Them.. I ment them

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

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"Have you tried blocking men from messaging you? If you have, have you tried writing that you have genital herpes and are currently having a flare up as your header and status?

Oh sweet summer child that won't stop me....

Them.. I ment them"

Women: I am having a flare up of genital herpes

Men: Alright luv, fancy a shag? Can meet in the back of my van now???

Ur gorgeous xxxx

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

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"Have you tried blocking men from messaging you? If you have, have you tried writing that you have genital herpes and are currently having a flare up as your header and status?

Oh sweet summer child that won't stop me....

Them.. I ment them"

btw

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I looked.

Seems pretty clear to me.

Just apply a Liberal dose of the block button to anyone who messages who asks for anything different.

They won't ask twice.

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

It doesn't work. I swear many* men think that reading is for (homophobic slurs)

* yes yes notallmen blah blah it's why I said "many"

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By *hilloutMan
24 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"How do I make my profile more clear that I'm not interested in men (men Half's of couples) my goodness they do get all sulky when you have to point it out.

Surely you can't get arsy about someone not being into you when it's clearly (or so I thought) stated on the very 1st line.....

I stopped using this profile on the forums because of this too 😩

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

And I don't wanna block couples because the odd one is actually ok 😂"

Blocking men from messaging you would work I suppose?

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By *he KakapoMan
24 weeks ago

A nice rock


"It doesn't work. I swear many* men think that reading is for (homophobic slurs)

* yes yes notallmen blah blah it's why I said "many""

Not all men!!!

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"How do I make my profile more clear that I'm not interested in men (men Half's of couples) my goodness they do get all sulky when you have to point it out.

Surely you can't get arsy about someone not being into you when it's clearly (or so I thought) stated on the very 1st line.....

I stopped using this profile on the forums because of this too 😩

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

And I don't wanna block couples because the odd one is actually ok 😂"

You have my permission to send them a pic of my moobs when they ask for a boob pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"How do I make my profile more clear that I'm not interested in men (men Half's of couples) my goodness they do get all sulky when you have to point it out.

Surely you can't get arsy about someone not being into you when it's clearly (or so I thought) stated on the very 1st line.....

I stopped using this profile on the forums because of this too 😩

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

And I don't wanna block couples because the odd one is actually ok 😂"

Put in the second line you’re a computer hacker and you will post their search history online for all the World to see 🤣

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By *urry BlokeMan
24 weeks ago

Stalybridge

'Potentially' confusing as your verification summary shows both couples and men (many won't look to see if they were socials)

Maybe make the intro clearer?

"I am not looking to meet men - for avoidance of doubt, this includes the male half of couples"

That's my ten penneth (my own profile is dreadful, so I have no right to really, but here we are )

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

If you figure it out Mrs, let me know!

I take it as a compliment if they’re politely tryin or in and taking a chance, I’ve done the same when I have really fancied someone, you test the water and then politely retreat when you get the hint of no interest.

If they are not polite….? Well, what goes around comes around.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

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"It doesn't work. I swear many* men think that reading is for (homophobic slurs)

* yes yes notallmen blah blah it's why I said "many""

MANY MEN

MANY MANY MANY MANY MEN

WISH DEATH PON ME

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"Have you tried shouting louder?

If that fails maybe grow a penis.

I'm shit out of ideas after that though"

I've shouted & grown a penis, it's in my pics and everything (on the singles profile)

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"Have you tried blocking men from messaging you? If you have, have you tried writing that you have genital herpes and are currently having a flare up as your header and status?"

Men are blocked it's the men Half's of couples I have the issue with, but yes!! I love the status idea, herpes here I come.....wait....won't that scare the people with boobs too?

Mrs

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It doesn't work. I swear many* men think that reading is for (homophobic slurs)

* yes yes notallmen blah blah it's why I said "many"

MANY MEN

MANY MANY MANY MANY MEN

WISH DEATH PON ME"

Misandry oh noes!

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

Ends


"It doesn't work. I swear many* men think that reading is for (homophobic slurs)

* yes yes notallmen blah blah it's why I said "many"

MANY MEN

MANY MANY MANY MANY MEN

WISH DEATH PON ME

Misandry oh noes!"

I don’t cry no more

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"How do I make my profile more clear that I'm not interested in men (men Half's of couples) my goodness they do get all sulky when you have to point it out.

Surely you can't get arsy about someone not being into you when it's clearly (or so I thought) stated on the very 1st line.....

I stopped using this profile on the forums because of this too 😩

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

And I don't wanna block couples because the odd one is actually ok 😂

Put in the second line you’re a computer hacker and you will post their search history online for all the World to see 🤣"

This idea I like 😂

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It doesn't work. I swear many* men think that reading is for (homophobic slurs)

* yes yes notallmen blah blah it's why I said "many"

MANY MEN

MANY MANY MANY MANY MEN

WISH DEATH PON ME

Misandry oh noes!

I don’t cry no more"

This is the way. Embrace your inner boomer. Me man me only know rage and contempt. Me big serious adult unlike women who have a full spectrum of emotion. No touchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"How do I make my profile more clear that I'm not interested in men (men Half's of couples) my goodness they do get all sulky when you have to point it out.

Surely you can't get arsy about someone not being into you when it's clearly (or so I thought) stated on the very 1st line.....

I stopped using this profile on the forums because of this too 😩

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

And I don't wanna block couples because the odd one is actually ok 😂

Put in the second line you’re a computer hacker and you will post their search history online for all the World to see 🤣

This idea I like 😂"

You’re welcome and i have another secret weapon for dealing with unwanted advances off men…. 🤣

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By *7VYMan
24 weeks ago

Orbit

Fact of the matter is; there's only so clear you can be and trying to be more so is a drain of your energy.. majority of people won't read your profile at all

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
24 weeks ago

Berkshire


"

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

"

I read this and thought what have dietary habits got to do with anything. Then I did a quick google and learnt a new word today !

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

I read this and thought what have dietary habits got to do with anything. Then I did a quick google and learnt a new word today !"

Well I'm pleased you have learned something today 😂

Mrs

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
24 weeks ago

Berkshire


"

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

I read this and thought what have dietary habits got to do with anything. Then I did a quick google and learnt a new word today !

Well I'm pleased you have learned something today 😂

Mrs "

FAB never disappoints !

Everyday is a school, college and university day on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"It doesn't work. I swear many* men think that reading is for (homophobic slurs)

* yes yes notallmen blah blah it's why I said "many""

So remind me, we have LGBTQIA+ and now 'homophobic slurs' - I really must keep up.

Out of interest, what colour should be added to the rainbow flag for this new category?

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It doesn't work. I swear many* men think that reading is for (homophobic slurs)

* yes yes notallmen blah blah it's why I said "many"

So remind me, we have LGBTQIA+ and now 'homophobic slurs' - I really must keep up.

Out of interest, what colour should be added to the rainbow flag for this new category? "

Probably brown for the shitstains who use such language

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
24 weeks ago

Stoke

We sometimes get the males from couples asking to meet me (female) when it clearly states we don't do that on our profile, think it's down to not reading what you've put.

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By *usty kayCouple
24 weeks ago

Burnham

If you find the answer please let me know. First line of my profile states I'm not meeting atm. I have to hide my profile just to stop the meet now messages, or the ones that think they can change my mind.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

24 weeks ago

East Sussex

it's a stark choice between putting up with it and blocking couples. I know you don't want to block but is it worth the angst of not doing so?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

If you find the answer to this you are onto a winner!! I have it clearly written on my profile what I’m after yet probably 90% of people don’t bother reading it until I tell them too!

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By *orfolkSmoothMan
24 weeks ago

South Norfolk


"How do I make my profile more clear that I'm not interested in men (men Half's of couples) my goodness they do get all sulky when you have to point it out.

Surely you can't get arsy about someone not being into you when it's clearly (or so I thought) stated on the very 1st line.....

Irrespective of gender, likes and dislikes, most do not read profiles, just go straight to photos. What is the point of viewing photos if you do not know what the person is like. A good clear profile is far better.

I stopped using this profile on the forums because of this too 😩

How to get across that I'm strictly vagiterian on this profile??

And I don't wanna block couples because the odd one is actually ok 😂"

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By *ex HolesMan
24 weeks ago

Up North

Nice tits OP

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