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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West

So I spent some time watching MMF porn in advance of a threesome, partly because it's hot, and partly because I wanted to get an idea of things I wanted to try.

The problem is that they don't show how certain positions are accomplished. Cue much hilarity and some awkwardness in the attempt to recreate.

I'm not quite sure of the point of this thread other than a slight humblebrag and also a request if anyone knows of a idiots' guide to sexual logistics.

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By *ea monkeyMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Rule one in any porn recreation; have a long penis or double jointed legs. Preferably both

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By *haiababeWoman
24 weeks ago

North devon

Following for future reference and entertainment value.

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

We find it's more of what ever takes fancy at the time and best to figure out beforehand in each role etc ( our humble brag too )

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Bookmarking.

But lefty loosely, righty tighty

Stay low, move fast

I think

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"Rule one in any porn recreation; have a long penis or double jointed legs. Preferably both"

Noted, I will attempt to obtain a penis and continue with yoga.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"Following for future reference and entertainment value. "

Genuinely hoping for some good advice in relation to DVP in particular 😇

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"We find it's more of what ever takes fancy at the time and best to figure out beforehand in each role etc ( our humble brag too )"

The roles had been completely figured out. Where the legs go...not so much 😂

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"Bookmarking.

But lefty loosely, righty tighty

Stay low, move fast

I think"

Perfect. Also if you can dodge a wrench... 🤔

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

From my own experience (mrs) and two guys is to go with the flow when it's a mfm threesome.

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By *oodmessMan
24 weeks ago

yumsville

If you are meeting guys off fab it'll be pretty easy - they'll side around due to socks on policy.

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

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I thought you'd have had one by now so this thread has been educational...

I also love a good humblebrag. So very much.

I've not had one. Don't think I will be any time soon. But... how do women manage dvp? Lots of lube? Foreplay? Or just squish it up in there and hope for the best? I'm assuming a good position would be woman on top and the second man sort of... goes in. :D

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By *dam_EveCouple
24 weeks ago

Newcastle

The most success we've had for DP was F on top in traditional cowgirl but leaning forward with M underneath in pussy and other M kneeling behind in ass.

DVP was best in reverse cowgirl with feet planted either side of hips and the second M in an upright missionary position.

All require considerable coordination of thrusts so an not to dislodge the other cock! Sense of humour is definitely required!

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By *urry BlokeMan
24 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Find your way round each other

Laugh

We all take sex so seriously

It really doesn't need to be

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Some of the FFM positions I've seen I'm just like....How!! I'd break myself trying to get into some 😂

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"I thought you'd have had one by now so this thread has been educational...

I also love a good humblebrag. So very much.

I've not had one. Don't think I will be any time soon. But... how do women manage dvp? Lots of lube? Foreplay? Or just squish it up in there and hope for the best? I'm assuming a good position would be woman on top and the second man sort of... goes in. :D"

The innocent face belies the mischief of Meli

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"I thought you'd have had one by now so this thread has been educational...

I also love a good humblebrag. So very much.

I've not had one. Don't think I will be any time soon. But... how do women manage dvp? Lots of lube? Foreplay? Or just squish it up in there and hope for the best? I'm assuming a good position would be woman on top and the second man sort of... goes in. :D"

Glad I can still surprise you Meli. 😂 In the words of Ferris Bueller "It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up."

Squish it up there and hope for the best. Sounds as good as any other advice! 😅

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By *ozzybear1981Man
24 weeks ago

preston

Best is just to go with how the mood takes you and what every positions feel comfortable to all.

They are a lot of fun but if you get into an awkward position beware…..the cramp is going to get you 🫣😂

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

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"I thought you'd have had one by now so this thread has been educational...

I also love a good humblebrag. So very much.

I've not had one. Don't think I will be any time soon. But... how do women manage dvp? Lots of lube? Foreplay? Or just squish it up in there and hope for the best? I'm assuming a good position would be woman on top and the second man sort of... goes in. :D

The innocent face belies the mischief of Meli "

Oh I'm a riot.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"The most success we've had for DP was F on top in traditional cowgirl but leaning forward with M underneath in pussy and other M kneeling behind in ass.

DVP was best in reverse cowgirl with feet planted either side of hips and the second M in an upright missionary position.

All require considerable coordination of thrusts so an not to dislodge the other cock! Sense of humour is definitely required! "

Thank you! This is really helpful. And the first bit is what we found. And there was a definite sense of humour and joy. ❤️

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm an engineer, and even I can't figure some of them out.

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Happy to be Cameraman though.

The out-takes will be priceless.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"I'm an engineer, and even I can't figure some of them out.

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Happy to be Cameraman though.

The out-takes will be priceless. "

🤣

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

Julie, I'd like to try certain things but pretty sure a hoist would be needed for me to achieve some things. Maybe I can find a sexy hoist?

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By *enelope2UWoman
24 weeks ago

Fife

Well what position was it and really helps liking the person as nothing is awkward or off limits..

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By *he Silver FuxMan
24 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"So I spent some time watching MMF porn in advance of a threesome, partly because it's hot, and partly because I wanted to get an idea of things I wanted to try.

The problem is that they don't show how certain positions are accomplished. Cue much hilarity and some awkwardness in the attempt to recreate.

I'm not quite sure of the point of this thread other than a slight humblebrag and also a request if anyone knows of a idiots' guide to sexual logistics. "

How the professionals / Fab enthusiasts achieve these Hotwife Yoga positions:

🐓Cocks. 7” or longer, figure out the combined girth you can cope with- be realistic. Crying and deep breathing won’t create a bigger opening. Chaps that perform reliably with hard cocks only, no limp dicks. As a wise woman always said “you can’t push rope” @Gillian

🦵Leg length. Surprising one but quite important. Matching thigh lengths for all involved will help immensely. There’s only so much spreading will do to create perfect compatible height alignment.

👬the men. Confident, experienced. Preferably already mates. Very comfortable with crossing swords and slapping balls (hetero-flexible / bi is best - then there’s no awkward flinching. Rather engender some ‘enthusiastic’ teamwork).

🎯🕳️🤜🤛🥳

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

Ends

In anticipation of my first threesome I will not be watching any porn for tips. 😂😂

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West


"In anticipation of my first threesome I will not be watching any porn for tips. 😂😂"

Probably best

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

Ends


"In anticipation of my first threesome I will not be watching any porn for tips. 😂😂

Probably best "

I thought you liked the tip

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West


"In anticipation of my first threesome I will not be watching any porn for tips. 😂😂

Probably best

I thought you liked the tip"

I'll take a tip, if you're offering?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
24 weeks ago

Ends


"In anticipation of my first threesome I will not be watching any porn for tips. 😂😂

Probably best

I thought you liked the tip

I'll take a tip, if you're offering? "

🍌

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West


"In anticipation of my first threesome I will not be watching any porn for tips. 😂😂

Probably best

I thought you liked the tip

I'll take a tip, if you're offering?

🍌"

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By *oodmessMan
24 weeks ago

yumsville

For clarification purposes OP, Was it the MMF or MFM porn you were watching as MMF is the opposite to MFM, for the whiter than whites of the meet fraternité.

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
24 weeks ago

Glasgow


"We find it's more of what ever takes fancy at the time and best to figure out beforehand in each role etc ( our humble brag too )

The roles had been completely figured out. Where the legs go...not so much 😂"

it's just a game if naked twister

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Bookmarking.

But lefty loosely, righty tighty

Stay low, move fast

I think

Perfect. Also if you can dodge a wrench... 🤔"

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a cramp 🤣

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"For clarification purposes OP, Was it the MMF or MFM porn you were watching as MMF is the opposite to MFM, for the whiter than whites of the meet fraternité. "

I was watching bi-MMF porn in anticipation of such an MMF.

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"Bookmarking.

But lefty loosely, righty tighty

Stay low, move fast

I think

Perfect. Also if you can dodge a wrench... 🤔

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a cramp 🤣"

😂🔧👏👏

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By *hilloutMan
24 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

It all sounds like a naughty yoga session where a lot of stretching and holding of difficult postures occurs😅😉

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
24 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"So I spent some time watching MMF porn in advance of a threesome, partly because it's hot, and partly because I wanted to get an idea of things I wanted to try.

The problem is that they don't show how certain positions are accomplished. Cue much hilarity and some awkwardness in the attempt to recreate.

I'm not quite sure of the point of this thread other than a slight humblebrag and also a request if anyone knows of a idiots' guide to sexual logistics. "

I bloody love that you watched some specific porn so you could plan ahead 😍

Mrs TMN x

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Idiots guide: communication, willingness to look silly and laugh about it, patience, potentially lube depending on specifics.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The first rule, of course, is not to use porn as a guideline. It should come with a health warning - "all performers are paid professionals; don't try this at home".

If it isn't missionary, doggy, VERY gingerly executed cowgirl, or just having a wank, I'm not putting my back out for it... 🤣

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By *ambertMan
24 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Cover everyone in gratuitous amounts of lube.

I'm talking gallons.

If you think there is enough, add more.

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Cover everyone in gratuitous amounts of lube.

I'm talking gallons.

If you think there is enough, add more. "

I've managed most of my MMFs with no lube. I know, I'm a monster

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I find one at each end works best

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I find one at each end works best "

That's a good way to start

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By *ulieScrumptious OP   Woman
24 weeks ago

North West


"Idiots guide: communication, willingness to look silly and laugh about it, patience, potentially lube depending on specifics."

We had all of those things. I was a very lucky person 😍. And lots of things did work 🤩.

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Idiots guide: communication, willingness to look silly and laugh about it, patience, potentially lube depending on specifics.

We had all of those things. I was a very lucky person 😍. And lots of things did work 🤩.

"

It's brilliant fun. Some of the stuff in porn is way harder than it looks!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Rule 1

Watch the porn. The reality never meets expectations

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By *eyond PurityCouple
24 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

When it’s worked perfectly for us (had a year of the same FWB - Humble brag 😛) the 2 guys have been similar in height and similar size cocks.

DP and DVP have been easy with C on top of one guy and leaning forward like she’s kissing them and then the other guy coming in from behind. No problems at all.

Eyes roll right to the back of the head 🥵

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By *ambertMan
24 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Cover everyone in gratuitous amounts of lube.

I'm talking gallons.

If you think there is enough, add more.

I've managed most of my MMFs with no lube. I know, I'm a monster "

Terrible. How else you expect to slide to the bathroom I will never know

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By *naswingdressWoman
24 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Cover everyone in gratuitous amounts of lube.

I'm talking gallons.

If you think there is enough, add more.

I've managed most of my MMFs with no lube. I know, I'm a monster

Terrible. How else you expect to slide to the bathroom I will never know "

I did have someone run to the bathroom in a more than two m plus f situation

Pro tip: some body lotions taste worse than others

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By *oodmessMan
24 weeks ago

yumsville


"For clarification purposes OP, Was it the MMF or MFM porn you were watching as MMF is the opposite to MFM, for the whiter than whites of the meet fraternité.

I was watching bi-MMF porn in anticipation of such an MMF. "

In my unfamiliar MMF experience I would suggest lining the blokes up doggy with you being stopper or you mishing it out, kind of like a train thing.

There's the daisy chain.

You could ride one giving free man mouthy options.

You and Hub could give the guy a highly unknown VAA treat - lay on top of each other (vag anal anal).

Whatever - you do, do douche

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