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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago

My friend Gavin was having chest problems the last few days and his gf has just called this morning to say he passed away from heartburn.

I'm in total shock, I just can't believe Gav is gone.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A bit naff.

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By *ffervescentMan
22 weeks ago

winfrith

how old was he?Sorry for your loss.

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By *ingleGent45Man
22 weeks ago

Clacton


"My friend Gavin was having chest problems the last few days and his gf has just called this morning to say he passed away from heartburn.

I'm in total shock, I just can't believe Gav is gone. "

hahaha half way through reading that I was genuinely thinking like oh no I'm so sorry for your loss, until I read it all and quite vocally let out a big chuckle haha you're the best! :D

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
22 weeks ago

The Continental

That’s a tough one to stomach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago


"That’s a tough one to stomach."

There's a pain inside me that just won't go away

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh ffs.......

I was too POLITE to mention the 'heartburn' typo!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago


"Oh ffs.......

I was too POLITE to mention the 'heartburn' typo!!!!! "

Sorry my grief makes it hard to type, what's the typo?

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Sorry to hear about your friend

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By *ffervescentMan
22 weeks ago

winfrith

Gaviscon lol

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By *olfandtazCouple
22 weeks ago

Bristol

Dad joke alert!

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By *parkle1974Woman
22 weeks ago

Leeds

Don't give up the day job OP

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By *ozzybear1981Man
22 weeks ago

preston

Dear god 🤦‍♂️😂

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By *a LunaWoman
22 weeks ago

South Wales

Get out of town! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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By *ex HolesMan
22 weeks ago

Up North

Let’s hope your shagging isn’t as shit as this ‘joke’ OP

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
22 weeks ago

Hell


"Let’s hope your shagging isn’t as shit as this ‘joke’ OP"

I’ve shagged him and it was pitiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
22 weeks ago


"Let’s hope your shagging isn’t as shit as this ‘joke’ OP

I’ve shagged him and it was pitiful "

Is pitiful a synonym of magical?

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By *arlot o scaraWoman
22 weeks ago

Hell


"Let’s hope your shagging isn’t as shit as this ‘joke’ OP

I’ve shagged him and it was pitiful

Is pitiful a synonym of magical?"

Yes darling

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Gaviscon get it, funny joke 🤣

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
22 weeks ago

Manchester

Exactly that: 🤦‍♀️

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Why can't you get any headache tablets in the jungle?

Coz the parrots eat them all .

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"My friend Gavin was having chest problems the last few days and his gf has just called this morning to say he passed away from heartburn.

I'm in total shock, I just can't believe Gav is gone. "

Same thing happened to my mate Rennie.

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
22 weeks ago

Berkshire

That’s a truly awful gag.

For those that didn’t hear me - Acid that’s a truly awful gag.

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By *herry straight cdTV/TS
22 weeks ago

EH - EDINBURGH

[Removed by poster at 14/08/24 08:12:19]

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton


"My friend Gavin was having chest problems the last few days and his gf has just called this morning to say he passed away from heartburn.

I'm in total shock, I just can't believe Gav is gone. "

Oh good grief 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why can't you get any headache tablets in the jungle?

Coz the parrots eat them all ."

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
22 weeks ago

Southampton

A lorry load of viagra was st*len... police say they're looking for two hardened criminals 🤣🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
18 weeks ago

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By *irldnCouple
18 weeks ago

Brighton

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no cock?

Still no fucking idea!

I’ll get my coat 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
18 weeks ago


"My friend Gavin was having chest problems the last few days and his gf has just called this morning to say he passed away from heartburn.

I'm in total shock, I just can't believe Gav is gone. "

That's a tough pill to swallow.

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