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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

A community in Beckenham which is in South London where Prime Minister John Major once lived with his wife Norma whilst presumably having his affair with fellow MP Edwina Currie, is in the news. There cheery litter picker who plays Elvis music from the speakers attached to his cart is adored by his community and locals collected over 3K to send him on holiday to Portugal. Only one problem. His bosses say he cannot take gratuities. And they say community spirit is dead,? What's going on here. It's all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Bet he was going to buy a dingy, and call it dignity.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall

This is an outrage Tom, and make no mistake, this pillar of municipal sanitation needs a holiday. Maybe a protest should be held before ryanair sell his flight to someone else

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
24 weeks ago

The Continental

I’d say that someone dropped a clanger by putting it all over the news.

If they’d just given him the money on the quiet, and not broadcast it on faceytikbookxagram, ‘the bosses’ would have been none the wiser.

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By *ingleGent45Man
24 weeks ago

Clacton


"A community in Beckenham which is in South London where Prime Minister John Major once lived with his wife Norma whilst presumably having his affair with fellow MP Edwina Currie, is in the news. There cheery litter picker who plays Elvis music from the speakers attached to his cart is adored by his community and locals collected over 3K to send him on holiday to Portugal. Only one problem. His bosses say he cannot take gratuities. And they say community spirit is dead,? What's going on here. It's all over the news"

What happens if you put that 3K in like an empty crisp packet and drop it by his feet? would it be his to keep or would his shitty bosses make him throw it away? I hope there is away around it being a gratuity, there must be surely?.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Bet he was going to buy a dingy, and call it dignity."
very good

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

New reports that the street cleaner has won a local competition. And the prize.. a holiday in Portugal

It's all over the news

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
24 weeks ago

The Continental


"New reports that the street cleaner has won a local competition. And the prize.. a holiday in Portugal

It's all over the news"

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By *icolerobbieCouple
24 weeks ago

walsall


"New reports that the street cleaner has won a local competition. And the prize.. a holiday in Portugal

It's all over the news"

It might be news today Tom, but it’s tomorrows chip paper….

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By *batMan
24 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"It might be news today Tom, but it’s tomorrows chip paper…."

Thrown casually into a shop doorway.

Gbat

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"New reports that the street cleaner has won a local competition. And the prize.. a holiday in Portugal

It's all over the news

It might be news today Tom, but it’s tomorrows chip paper…."

Did the EU stop out chip shops using newspaper ?

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By *batMan
24 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

The EU never did anything the UK didn’t agree to.

Gbat

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
24 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

He plays Elvis from speakers attached to his cart... it'd be even better if he dressed like Elvis

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

There is a man down in my chip shop thinks he is Elvis

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"The EU never did anything the UK didn’t agree to.

Gbat "

Tom is sure they banned newspapers wrapping our chips. EU feminists to blame. We used to have Samantha Fox, Jordan and the like if we were lucky from page 3 and even the studious ones, the school swots might get a crossword to keep them happy

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Linda Lusardi was Tom's dream newspaper wrapping

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
24 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Linda Lusardi was Tom's dream newspaper wrapping"

I’m getting this on a mug. Inspirational.

Mrs TMN x

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By *batMan
24 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Linda Lusardi was Tom's dream newspaper wrapping

I’m getting this on a mug. Inspirational."

You can't the EU have banned it apparently!!!!

Gbat

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

But newspapers were only ever the outer wrapper. Why did those meddling EU buggers meddle with our fish n chips

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"But newspapers were only ever the outer wrapper. Why did those meddling EU buggers meddle with our fish n chips"

If anyone is meddling OP is probably best you report them to the proper authorities 👍🏻

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
24 weeks ago

Chelmsford

This is about the litter picker. Not Tom

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"This is about the litter picker. Not Tom"

Are you sure? 🤣

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