FabSwingers.com forum: Unpopular biscuit opinions

By *ohnSwingsSurrey OP Man
16 weeks ago

Horley

Jammie Dodgers are dry, with a cardboard like texture. Any biscuits you wouldn’t dunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Oreo are posh custard creams

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By *vaRose43Woman
16 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Digestives are rank - yes even as cheesecake base

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By *C44Man
16 weeks ago

Newbourne

Garibaldi are the perfect biscuit

Oreos are seppo nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Hob Nobs are completely overrated

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By *naswingdressWoman
16 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Most store bought biscuits are overrated

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By *urry BlokeMan
16 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Rich tea fingers taste better than the standard round version

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
16 weeks ago

ireland

Fig roll🤮

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By *elix SightedMan
16 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Jammie Dodgers are dry, with a cardboard like texture. Any biscuits you wouldn’t dunk?"

I agree!! Foxes raspberry creams are a trillion times better.

The worst biscuit of all time by a long, long, loooooooong way is the rich tea. I’d rather dunk the contents of my hoover.

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By *haiababeWoman
16 weeks ago

North devon

Dont dunk any in coffee your ruining a perfectly good drink.

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By *herry delightWoman
16 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Pink Wafers

Artificial taste.

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By *iker JackMan
16 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Rich tea, that’s not a biscuit. It’s a poor excuse

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By *ell GwynnWoman
16 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"Hob Nobs are completely overrated"

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Showing my age but Jacobs Fruit Club.... Raisin heaven

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By *olfandtazCouple
16 weeks ago

Bristol

Give me a box of "broken biscuits" and I'm happy as a pig in shit lol

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By *ell GwynnWoman
16 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Most biscuits are over-sweet abominations. Especially oreos, custard creams, Fox's crunch creams, and chocolate digestives.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
16 weeks ago

Manchester

Cheap shop-brand bourbons are among the best biscuits you can buy.

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

Wagon wheels suck now

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By *ou345Woman
16 weeks ago

Derby

I know they're not necessarily a biscuit but jaffa cakes are disgusting. 🤢

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By *imples24Man
16 weeks ago

tamworth

"Give me a box of "broken biscuits" and I'm happy as a pig in shit lol "

Haven’t had these in years. So nice

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By *imples24Man
16 weeks ago

tamworth

Tbh not many biscuits I don’t like

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By *iker JackMan
16 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Give me a box of "broken biscuits" and I'm happy as a pig in shit lol

Haven’t had these in years. So nice "

Get them in The Range

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

M&S Lemon n white choc cookies are very morish

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By *imples24Man
16 weeks ago

tamworth

"Give me a box of "broken biscuits" and I'm happy as a pig in shit lol

Haven’t had these in years. So nice

Get them in The Range "

Visit will be planned soon thanks

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By *imples24Man
16 weeks ago

tamworth

Anyone tried the chocolate covered bourbons from M&S???

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By *icecouple561Couple
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16 weeks ago

East Sussex

Hob nobs are the sweepings of the factory floor mixed with syrup. They are the emperor's new clothes of the biscuit world.

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By *aizyWoman
16 weeks ago

west midlands

Fig rolls are abhorrent and should be illegal.

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By *iker JackMan
16 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Anyone tried the chocolate covered bourbons from M&S???"

I find they are like penguins but the custard creams covered in chocolate are my kryptonite

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By *icecouple561Couple
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16 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Anyone tried the chocolate covered bourbons from M&S???"

Isn't that a penguin? Rumour has it that they sell chocolate covered custard creams

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
16 weeks ago

Medway

"Pink Wafers

Artificial taste. "

Yuk to these and chocolate bourbons!

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

The Ginger Nut is objectively the best dunking biscuit

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By *iker JackMan
16 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Anyone tried the chocolate covered bourbons from M&S???

Isn't that a penguin? Rumour has it that they sell chocolate covered custard creams"

Not a rumour but you may struggle to get them as they keep finding their way in to my mouth

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By *imples24Man
16 weeks ago

tamworth

"Anyone tried the chocolate covered bourbons from M&S???

Isn't that a penguin? Rumour has it that they sell chocolate covered custard creams"

They do sell the custard creams ones as well but I have a sweet tooth so chocolate all the way. Heard the penguin rumour haven’t got round to trying it out yet

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By *urry BlokeMan
16 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Anyone tried the chocolate covered bourbons from M&S???"

Yes

I preferred the custard creams though

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
16 weeks ago

Medway

"The Ginger Nut is objectively the best dunking biscuit"

YES!!!!

And hob nobs!!! I know someone above said they are overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"The Ginger Nut is objectively the best dunking biscuit"

This 100%

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan
16 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"Jammie Dodgers are dry, with a cardboard like texture. Any biscuits you wouldn’t dunk?

I agree!! Foxes raspberry creams are a trillion times better.

The worst biscuit of all time by a long, long, loooooooong way is the rich tea. I’d rather dunk the contents of my hoover."

Remember when the foxes advert was the godfather?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"The Ginger Nut is objectively the best dunking biscuit

YES!!!!

And hob nobs!!! I know someone above said they are overrated

That was me as well!

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By *zeroMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

Dark chocolate digestives are superior to milk chocolate ones

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
16 weeks ago

Sunderland

Jaffa are wildly overrated

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By *intiemintieWoman
16 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

"Jammie Dodgers are dry, with a cardboard like texture. Any biscuits you wouldn’t dunk?"

Zero brand sugar free digestive biscuits (which dietician recommended as an occasional "treat" for us diabetics... Hello taste, are you there??? Probably get more taste satisfaction from eating the cardboard box they are packaged in.

I dream erotic dreams about about dark chocolate covered real root ginger biscuits....

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By *mmaleiaWoman
16 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Hobnob originals, like eating chipboard

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
16 weeks ago

Essex

"Hob nobs are the sweepings of the factory floor mixed with syrup. They are the emperor's new clothes of the biscuit world."

This!!!

And they seem to settle in my lungs somehow and make me cough like mad.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
16 weeks ago

Essex

I don’t actually really like biscuits in general.

Dunking should attract corporal punishment.

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By *laytime_13Woman
16 weeks ago

Lincs

"Digestives are rank - yes even as cheesecake base "

Especially as a cheesecake base 🤢

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By *rthur WrightusMan
16 weeks ago

Round the Bend

Cream Crackers, . . doesn't seem to matter what is smeared on them, whenever taking the first bite, however delicate, it shatters and emergency recovery of pieces ensue

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By *929Man
16 weeks ago

newcastle

Before even opening the thread was going to say jammy dodgers then seen it was very first post haha what a man utter shit biscuit same with fig rolls

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
16 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I don't like nice biscuits

I don't dunk biscuits either

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By *agnar73Man
16 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"The Ginger Nut is objectively the best dunking biscuit"

100% agree. It’s a great biscuit for the dunk

A nice Abernethy is good for a dunk but doesn’t hold together as well as a ginger nut.

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By *ayFieldsMan
16 weeks ago

Leixlip

"Dark chocolate digestives are superior to milk chocolate ones

Absolutely agree

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
16 weeks ago

liverpool

Penguin bars are just chocolate covered bourbons and as such should be crowned the king of all biscuits

Custard creams on the other hand can get in the bin. Abominations that they are.

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By *aM 689Man
16 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I'm partial to a dark choc digestive, with a jaffa (has to be mcvities) chaser ..

Anything with coconut in it is made for demons

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
16 weeks ago

West London

"I know they're not necessarily a biscuit but jaffa cakes are disgusting. 🤢"
love jaffa cakes. Each to their own and all that.

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By *ilthycouple24Couple
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I'm partial to a dark choc digestive, with a jaffa (has to be mcvities) chaser ..

Anything with coconut in it is made for demons

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oft so yiu don't even effile cremes best cake around man pink cake with coconut coating

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Garibaldis are just plain nasty yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Also hob nobs I don’t get the popularity they are dry like cardboard ugh

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By *cLovin2Man
16 weeks ago

Reading

Oreo isn't a biscuit, it's an American abomination. Typical American chemically tasting crap.

bourbon is a proper chocolate biscuit.

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By *cLovin2Man
16 weeks ago

Reading

"Also hob nobs I don’t get the popularity they are dry like cardboard ugh"

Not if you dunk them

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
16 weeks ago

West London

Hovis digestive biscuits! Dryer than a camel's hoof! Don't even know if they still make them

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By *aM 689Man
16 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Anything with coconut in it is made for demons

oft so yiu don't even effile cremes best cake around man pink cake with coconut coating"

Sounds like desiccated coconut 🤢🤮

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By *pen to offers!Man
16 weeks ago

Carlisle

Fig roll

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
16 weeks ago

West London

"Hovis digestive biscuits! Dryer than a camel's hoof! Don't even know if they still make them "
drier

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By *agatoXXXMan
16 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Jammie Dodgers are dry, with a cardboard like texture. Any biscuits you wouldn’t dunk?

I dream erotic dreams about about dark chocolate covered real root ginger biscuits....

I actually like the diabetic digestives and rich tea, especially for a dunk, as they don't seem to fall apart and leave you with a sludge in the bottom of your mug! I miss ginger nuts, though. 😪

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By *opinovMan
16 weeks ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Soggy... bleurk!

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By *odrigoRomeroMan
16 weeks ago

Twixt Purgatory & Palookaville

Biscuits again

when we doing cake?

If anyone can explain to me the point of a Rich Tea I'm all ears. Pathetic excuse.

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By *agatoXXXMan
16 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Biscuits again

when we doing cake?

If anyone can explain to me the point of a Rich Tea I'm all ears. Pathetic excuse.

Can you dunk cake?

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By *andrelaxMan
16 weeks ago

Harlesden

Oreos are 'Wish bourbons'.

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By *ansoffateMan
16 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

NICE are rather nice

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By *ex HolesMan
16 weeks ago

Up North

Soggy

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By *inkylipsWoman
16 weeks ago

Debauchery

Ginger biscuits are teeth breakers and taste vile

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By *odrigoRomeroMan
16 weeks ago

Twixt Purgatory & Palookaville

"Biscuits again

when we doing cake?

If anyone can explain to me the point of a Rich Tea I'm all ears. Pathetic excuse.

Can you dunk cake?"

Only a heathen would try

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By *agatoXXXMan
16 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Biscuits again

when we doing cake?

If anyone can explain to me the point of a Rich Tea I'm all ears. Pathetic excuse.

I did know someone who would dunk cherry cake in red wine. 😲

Can you dunk cake?

Only a heathen would try "

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
16 weeks ago

The Lake District

"Anyone tried the chocolate covered bourbons from M&S???

Isn't that a penguin? Rumour has it that they sell chocolate covered custard creams"

Indeed they do,you dont get many for your money though,8 i think was in the packet and much more mo£ey than the none chocy ones

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By *aM 689Man
16 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Anyone tried the chocolate covered bourbons from M&S???

Isn't that a penguin? Rumour has it that they sell chocolate covered custard creams

Indeed they do,you dont get many for your money though,8 i think was in the packet and much more mo£ey than the none chocy ones

Where they worth it though ? 🤔

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By *odrigoRomeroMan
16 weeks ago

Twixt Purgatory & Palookaville

"Biscuits again

when we doing cake?

If anyone can explain to me the point of a Rich Tea I'm all ears. Pathetic excuse.

I did know someone who would dunk cherry cake in red wine. 😲

Can you dunk cake?

Only a heathen would try "

Hmmmm

I formerly retract my above statement. That's gotta be worth a bash

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By *agatoXXXMan
16 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Biscuits again

when we doing cake?

If anyone can explain to me the point of a Rich Tea I'm all ears. Pathetic excuse.

I did know someone who would dunk cherry cake in red wine. 😲

Can you dunk cake?

Only a heathen would try

Hmmmm

I formerly retract my above statement. That's gotta be worth a bash

I never tried it myself, so I can't vouch for it.🍷

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By *agnar73Man
16 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Ginger biscuits are teeth breakers and taste vile"

That’s where dunking them is the game changer.

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By *cLovin2Man
16 weeks ago

Reading

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By *cLovin2Man
16 weeks ago

Reading

"Biscuits again

when we doing cake?

If anyone can explain to me the point of a Rich Tea I'm all ears. Pathetic excuse.

Can you dunk cake?

Only a heathen would try "

I've dunked cake, it's messy but very tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"Fig roll🤮"

Agreed!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
16 weeks ago

Southampton

"Hob Nobs are completely overrated"

Yeah far too oaty... although chocolate hobnobs 😋😋

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By *r John WickMan
16 weeks ago

The Continental

Biscuits, in general, are crap.

🏃💨

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