FabSwingers.com forum: Milf Monday

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh whoops, typo, I meant milk Monday 🥛

What milk do you like?

Yep, that’s all my brain has got by this point of the holidays.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ozzybear1981Man
16 weeks ago

preston

Milf Monday is a good day, supposed to be the hottest day of the year and surely about to get hotter too 🥵🥵

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Milf Monday is a good day, supposed to be the hottest day of the year and surely about to get hotter too 🥵🥵"

Yeah, what about your milk preferences though?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I love MILFS OH WOOPS I MEAN MILK, if having tea its got to be semi skimmed

If im having coffee its oat milk

And if i just fancy a glass of milf sorry milk its got to be full fat

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By *ozzybear1981Man
16 weeks ago

preston

"Milf Monday is a good day, supposed to be the hottest day of the year and surely about to get hotter too 🥵🥵

Yeah, what about your milk preferences though?"

Skimmed all day long

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I love MILFS OH WOOPS I MEAN MILK, if having tea its got to be semi skimmed

If im having coffee its oat milk

And if i just fancy a glass of milf sorry milk its got to be full fat "

That’s quite the variety of milk!

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
16 weeks ago

newport

Milf Monday is better, your certainly one.

As for milk semi skimmed for me

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By *8warrenMan
16 weeks ago

Semi all the way

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
16 weeks ago

Leeds

The milk that is full of hot chocolate & coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"I love MILFS OH WOOPS I MEAN MILK, if having tea its got to be semi skimmed

If im having coffee its oat milk

And if i just fancy a glass of milf sorry milk its got to be full fat

That’s quite the variety of milk!"

I like a variety

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
16 weeks ago

Essex

I’m quite partial to a strawberry milk

(FFS I actually typed strawberry milf 🤦🏼‍♀️). You’re a bad influence.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Ive never had strawberry milf

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I like my milk to have nice tits and a squeezable ass.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Semi all the way "

Semi can be fun.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
16 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

My favourite milk is cheese. Unfortunately we don't get on 😭.

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
16 weeks ago

SA3

I like my milk fresh from a milf

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The milk that is full of hot chocolate & coffee."

Mocha milf?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I’m quite partial to a strawberry milk

(FFS I actually typed strawberry milf 🤦🏼‍♀️). You’re a bad influence."

A milf who’s been in the sun too long? Or one who’s serving up fresh fruit?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

What about vimto milf?

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Im enjoying milf mondays

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I like my milk to have nice tits and a squeezable ass.

Never seen that in Asda.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"My favourite milk is cheese. Unfortunately we don't get on 😭.

Oh nooooooo. This is indeed great sadness

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I like my milk to have nice tits and a squeezable ass.

Never seen that in Asda."

Meet me there and I'll show you.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Oh I just realised I’m a gilf I don’t sit here

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By *olfandtazCouple
16 weeks ago

Bristol

I get cravendale, lasts longer than regular milk, I don't go through it fast enough

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By *ozzybear1981Man
16 weeks ago

preston

"I like my milk to have nice tits and a squeezable ass.

Never seen that in Asda."

If you do see this in the chilled aisle could you kindly let me know, I don’t shop at Asda but may consider if this in on the shelf 😂

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I like my milk fresh from a milf "

Bad luck, babies are first in line.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh I just realised I’m a gilf I don’t sit here

With the milk? All welcome

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I get cravendale, lasts longer than regular milk, I don't go through it fast enough "

It really does! Magic milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I drink semi skimmed.

Btw, has anyone heard if there is a milk shortage in the UK right now? This is the second week running that it's out of stock in S'burys when I shop online 🤔

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I drink semi skimmed.

Btw, has anyone heard if there is a milk shortage in the UK right now? This is the second week running that it's out of stock in S'burys when I shop online 🤔"

All the thirsty fuckers on this thread I expect, Elle.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
16 weeks ago

Stratford

MILF milkers 🤤

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
16 weeks ago

North West

Here I am! 😈 Ohhhh, oops.

Whole milk, I like it creamy. And the filtered one because it lasts longer. 😇

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If anyone likes 'full fat' then let me know.

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By *d mirerMan
16 weeks ago

lost

Blue lid full fat here Mrs T

Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
16 weeks ago

St Leonards

I like many milks.

I like many Milfs.

I'm unkeen on Milf milk.

Hope this helps OP

xxxx

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By *allBeardedGentlemanMan
16 weeks ago

Always travelling

You know one thing that is the same between milk and MILFs?

They make my bones grow stronger

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By *reampiePregnantMan
16 weeks ago

Basildon

"Oh whoops, typo, I meant milk Monday 🥛

What milk do you like?

Yep, that’s all my brain has got by this point of the holidays.

Mrs TMN x"

I'll be honest, if your Thread title AND correction were related, i'd be happy with bith from my profile. lol

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By *iddlesticksMan
16 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Nothing better than cold full fat milk on your cornflakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"I drink semi skimmed.

Btw, has anyone heard if there is a milk shortage in the UK right now? This is the second week running that it's out of stock in S'burys when I shop online 🤔

All the thirsty fuckers on this thread I expect, Elle."

Haha, how very dare they! Don't they know this milf needs her semi EVERY morning!!

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I drink semi skimmed.

Btw, has anyone heard if there is a milk shortage in the UK right now? This is the second week running that it's out of stock in S'burys when I shop online 🤔

All the thirsty fuckers on this thread I expect, Elle.

Haha, how very dare they! Don't they know this milf needs her semi EVERY morning!!"

Just semi?

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By *emorefridaCouple
16 weeks ago

La la land

I got that MILF money

https://youtu.be/bsUWK-fixiA?feature=shared

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By *in and bare itCouple
16 weeks ago

kent

Milk Monday lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
16 weeks ago

Essex

"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T

Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab

If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣

#bigboobproblems

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By *onderlust69Couple
16 weeks ago

Central belt

Mrs WL loves the white stuff all over her xxx

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T

Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab

If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣

#bigboobproblems"

Need a hand (or 2)?

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By *d mirerMan
16 weeks ago

lost

"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T

Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab

If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣

#bigboobproblems"

I see no potential problems

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Here I am! 😈 Ohhhh, oops.

Whole milk, I like it creamy. And the filtered one because it lasts longer. 😇"

PSA: JULIE NEEDS FULL FAT CREAM EVERYONE, SHE WANTS TO BE LICKING IT OFF HER LIPS

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T

Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab

Holding them in front of her dirty pillows all coy like that scene in Austin Powers?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I like many milks.

I like many Milfs.

I'm unkeen on Milf milk.

Hope this helps OP

xxxx"

Excellently succinct, I’ll add it to the spreadsheet.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"Here I am! 😈 Ohhhh, oops.

Whole milk, I like it creamy. And the filtered one because it lasts longer. 😇

PSA: JULIE NEEDS FULL FAT CREAM EVERYONE, SHE WANTS TO BE LICKING IT OFF HER LIPS"

Ill happily supply some

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By *umagain58Man
16 weeks ago

London

I like milk and milf. If together that’s a bonus

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"You know one thing that is the same between milk and MILFs?

They make my bones grow stronger"

WAHEY

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends

Oat milk.

Milfs? Meh they’re alright. Don’t fancy sex rn though.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Nothing better than cold full fat milk on your cornflakes. "

Blow job whilst you eat said cornflakes?

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
16 weeks ago

Birmingham/midlands

Got a semi on the go right now, but I really enjoy full fat… I don’t even know if I’m talking about milk or milf?

The response fits for both I think

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I got that MILF money

https://youtu.be/bsUWK-fixiA?feature=shared"

Well that is just a waste of good milk, pouring it all over oneself

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T

Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab

If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣

#bigboobproblems

I see no potential problems

Might spill the milk though

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Here I am! 😈 Ohhhh, oops.

Whole milk, I like it creamy. And the filtered one because it lasts longer. 😇

PSA: JULIE NEEDS FULL FAT CREAM EVERYONE, SHE WANTS TO BE LICKING IT OFF HER LIPS

Ill happily supply some"

*whistles* Juuuuuuulie. Juuuuuuuuuulie

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By *vaRose43Woman
16 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Can I swap my milk for dilf?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oat milk.

Milfs? Meh they’re alright. Don’t fancy sex rn though. "

Don’t be silly Steven, of course you do.

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By *d mirerMan
16 weeks ago

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"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T

Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab

Holding them in front of her dirty pillows all coy like that scene in Austin Powers?"

Mrs , fell free to hold them beauties as coyly as you please , please

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Got a semi on the go right now, but I really enjoy full fat… I don’t even know if I’m talking about milk or milf?

The response fits for both I think"

Well the thread is about milk. There seems to be some confusion

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By *d mirerMan
16 weeks ago

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"Blue lid full fat here Mrs T

Now , if a milktastic milftastic maiden would care to swing by bare breasted with a nice cold pint or two that would be udderly fab

If they were bare, they’d definitely be swinging 🤣🤣🤣

#bigboobproblems

I see no potential problems

Might spill the milk though"

I still see no problems

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By *d mirerMan
16 weeks ago

lost

"Can I swap my milk for dilf?

I’ll swap ya

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By *cott14Man
16 weeks ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Strawberry milk in a glass bottle .

However also a big fan of a strawberry 🍓 milf 😘

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I swap my milk for dilf?

With extra cream?.

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By *ife NinjaMan
16 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I like my milk as I like my milfs, creamy and full bodied

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By *ansoffateMan
16 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

On my cornflakes semi

In my tea, coffee or porridge ful fat

To drink Chocomel I love that stuff.

Ain't milk brilliant.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan
16 weeks ago

Ends

"Oat milk.

Milfs? Meh they’re alright. Don’t fancy sex rn though.

Don’t be silly Steven, of course you do."

I don’t TMN. Not even with you. I fancy a cuddle.

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By *eliWoman
16 weeks ago

NipNips

I like strawberry milkshake. With a shot of espresso.

I like milk when it becomes a pumpkin spice frappuccino with a shot of espresso. That's the best type of milk. I've just got my second of the premature spooky season. Happy times.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Oat milk. Which annoys everyone who comes to my house. Haha.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"NipNips

I like strawberry milkshake. With a shot of espresso.

I like milk when it becomes a pumpkin spice frappuccino with a shot of espresso. That's the best type of milk. I've just got my second of the premature spooky season. Happy times."

Not milk, Mellster. Those are milk based drinks.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll take a couple of milfs please. Where do I pick them up?

Oh, milk. Right. I’m lucky, I get to buy mine from the local dairy farm. Fresh as it comes, with proper cream. I’m a total milk snob about it now.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
16 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

Anyone lactose intolerant people on here?

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Anyone lactose intolerant people on here?

Nope.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Anyone lactose intolerant people on here?

I don’t think this is a safe thread for those people.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
16 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Anyone lactose intolerant people on here?

I don’t think this is a safe thread for those people."

Au contraire! Oat milk, soya milk, coconut milk… many dairy free milks are available. Also dairy free milfs, I’d imagine

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By *ake_or_deathMan
16 weeks ago

Manchester

Oat Milk, but Almond Milk is good too.

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By *ust another WonkoMan
16 weeks ago

here and there

I do love full fat milf

I mean milk

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By *agnar73Man
16 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I like milk with the stuff taken out. Lactose Free.

Milfs as they come and with smackable bums.

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