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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

little house on the praire

An almond chocolate 🍦. What was the last thing in your mouth?

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By *alandNitaCouple
22 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

A double chocolate cornett

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By *alandNitaCouple
22 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"A double chocolate cornett "

Cornetto even

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By *mmaleiaWoman
22 weeks ago

Trowbridge

My toothbrush

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
22 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.

I am disappointed with myself.

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"My toothbrush "

Will be after I've ate my burger, gotta love a good smash burger!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
22 weeks ago

Tamworth

A salted caramel magnum rip off.

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By *cottishguy9Man
22 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

A kinder bueno cheesecake

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By *r LickalotapussMan
22 weeks ago

London

Had a couple of inches .... of cider.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
22 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

A cat hair

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By *har99Man
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

Raw wet pink pussy lips

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Marzipan

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By *haiababeWoman
22 weeks ago

North devon

Red Leicester chedders.

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By *oodmessMan
22 weeks ago

yumsville

Chocolate digestive

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.

I am disappointed with myself."

Intrusive thoughts?

Gotta love em

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By *ira2024Woman
22 weeks ago

SW

Retainers 😂

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Marzipan "

You ever ate a block of that before?

So good.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Maidstone


"I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.

I am disappointed with myself."

My word... Reading the responses is making my blood sugar spike... I think I'll stick to penis... 5g of protein is more nutritious...?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
22 weeks ago

chichester

My own cock. Do I win the internet tonight now

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By *urry BlokeMan
22 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Raspberry ripple ice cream

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
22 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

A sip of nice cold Camden Pale Ale

B

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By *obilebottomMan
22 weeks ago

All over

A pear

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By *ymClassDropoutMan
22 weeks ago

Berkshire

A Tepe 1.1mm interdental brush.

Surely no one can top that in terms of terms of most non sexy thing to have had in their gob.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
22 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.

I am disappointed with myself.

Intrusive thoughts?

Gotta love em"

Nah.

Intrusive thoughts by definition are unwanted.

I very much want to think of this penis.

And have it in my mouth 💜

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.

I am disappointed with myself.

Intrusive thoughts?

Gotta love em

Nah.

Intrusive thoughts by definition are unwanted.

I very much want to think of this penis.

And have it in my mouth 💜"

Ah true I've drank abit so my reading comprehension is ass.

I had something abit similar happen last night except it was a tit, and it was intrusive.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home

Cup of hot chocolate

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Cup of hot chocolate "

Good stuff what brand?

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By *aizyWoman
22 weeks ago

west midlands

A cappuccino and now I want another one.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"A cappuccino and now I want another one."

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?

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By *ookie46Woman
22 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Malibu and pineapple and a very generous portion 😁

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home


"Cup of hot chocolate

Good stuff what brand?"

Cadbury

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"A cappuccino and now I want another one.

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?"

Almost*

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By *aizyWoman
22 weeks ago

west midlands


"A cappuccino and now I want another one.

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?

Almost* "

This numpty does!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"A cappuccino and now I want another one.

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?

Almost*

This numpty does! "

This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
22 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Coffee now

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

A cold beer after a day in the sun ☀️

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By *innamon!Woman
22 weeks ago

no matter

Tooth brush ,not very exciting but i am in bed now .

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Cup of hot chocolate

Good stuff what brand? Cadbury "

Good choice, making me want one now too!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
22 weeks ago

Essex

Jim Beam

(Lucky Jim 🤣)

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
22 weeks ago

Home


"Cup of hot chocolate

Good stuff what brand? Cadbury

Good choice, making me want one now too!"

it was lovely and had a few chocolate chip cookies with it

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By *aizyWoman
22 weeks ago

west midlands


"A cappuccino and now I want another one.

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?

Almost*

This numpty does!

This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab."

Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"A cappuccino and now I want another one.

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?

Almost*

This numpty does!

This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.

Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted! "

I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse.

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By *olfandtazCouple
22 weeks ago

Bristol

Bacon sandwich... felt like having supper

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Raspberry jam donut!

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"A cappuccino and now I want another one.

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?

Almost*

This numpty does!

This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.

Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!

I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse."

I am now going to venture into the forbidden section, ill let you know how it goes.

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.

I am good

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.

I am good"

That was quick. Even by my standards.

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By *aizyWoman
22 weeks ago

west midlands


"A cappuccino and now I want another one.

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?

Almost*

This numpty does!

This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.

Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!

I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse."

See, if you had had coffee instead of wine, you would have been fine!

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.

I am good

That was quick. Even by my standards."

Yeah it's not for me, I enjoy the less serious stuff, like acorns i guess!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"A cappuccino and now I want another one.

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?

Almost*

This numpty does!

This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.

Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!

I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse.

See, if you had had coffee instead of wine, you would have been fine!"

You’re starting to sound like my wife

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
22 weeks ago

the moon

Had me some fresh air

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.

I am good

That was quick. Even by my standards.

Yeah it's not for me, I enjoy the less serious stuff, like acorns i guess!"

I was originally going to say N-Sync or Backstreet Boys so acorns was actually an upgrade.

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By *aizyWoman
22 weeks ago

west midlands


"A cappuccino and now I want another one.

It’s most 11pm. What type of numpty has coffee at this time?

Almost*

This numpty does!

This might be the most twisted thing I’ve seen on fab.

Don't ever venture into the virus forum if you think this is twisted!

I went in there once after a bit too much wine and made a joke and then logged off for the night. I woke up to death threats in the morning but coffee at this time is worse.

See, if you had had coffee instead of wine, you would have been fine!

You’re starting to sound like my wife "

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By *ubmissivelyDerbyGuyMan
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

Chocolate

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.

I am good

That was quick. Even by my standards.

Yeah it's not for me, I enjoy the less serious stuff, like acorns i guess!

I was originally going to say N-Sync or Backstreet Boys so acorns was actually an upgrade."

Haha all good, I'm just super bored tonight, so I just wanted to see what would be the topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I just had the best sex I’ve ever had.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.

I am good

That was quick. Even by my standards.

Yeah it's not for me, I enjoy the less serious stuff, like acorns i guess!

I was originally going to say N-Sync or Backstreet Boys so acorns was actually an upgrade.

Haha all good, I'm just super bored tonight, so I just wanted to see what would be the topic."

The fact it got 20 replies is already a miracle.

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By *ir tootMan
22 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"Just like in real life , I didn't last long in the virus section.

I am good

That was quick. Even by my standards.

Yeah it's not for me, I enjoy the less serious stuff, like acorns i guess!

I was originally going to say N-Sync or Backstreet Boys so acorns was actually an upgrade.

Haha all good, I'm just super bored tonight, so I just wanted to see what would be the topic.

The fact it got 20 replies is already a miracle."

I thought it wouldn't hit off with acorns honeslty, but yeah your right!

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By *ax19862002Man
22 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Shaving foam. Did not taste good. I hate shaving

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By *eordieJeansCouple
22 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Shaving foam. Did not taste good. I hate shaving "

Maybe stop shaving your tongue

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By *odgerMooreMan
22 weeks ago

Nowhere


"I would love to be able to say penis. But it was Cadburys caramel.

I am disappointed with myself.

Intrusive thoughts?

Gotta love em

Nah.

Intrusive thoughts by definition are unwanted.

I very much want to think of this penis.

And have it in my mouth 💜"

Im like… 10 miles away!!

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By *ax19862002Man
22 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Shaving foam. Did not taste good. I hate shaving

Maybe stop shaving your tongue "

And teeth

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By *ad NannaWoman
22 weeks ago

East London

A swig of cola.

Food wise, a fruit scone.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Wine. Preceded by cock ♥️

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By *rBobbMan
22 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Wine. Preceded by cock ♥️"

It's all true

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By *idnightkissWoman
22 weeks ago

worcester

Banana milkshake

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