FabSwingers.com forum: Alarm Clocking

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Inspired by the motorboat thread…

Have you ever been alarm clocked?

Where a guy puts his cock between either your boobs or your arse cheeks and waggles it shouting ‘ Wakey wakey… rise and shine!!’

And go…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God in heaven 🫨

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Nah.

Pretty sure anyone I've shared a bed with in the past 20 years has been well warned that waking me up is an absolute deal breaker 💜

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"God in heaven 🫨"

Its Friday - thought I’d outdo myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha. Try it and you’ll be both alarmed and clocked!!

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

FFS return to the cromagnon man of the 50/60/70's 🙄

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

It’s a brave way to begin a thread Todger, I’ll give you that.

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By *ayRyuMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

I can imagine it's closely followed by a visit to a&e 😬

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Enough Fab for me today. 🤢🤢🤢

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By *he KakapoMan
over a year ago

A nice rock

I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"It’s a brave way to begin a thread Todger, I’ll give you that."

Cheers RTG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can imagine it's closely followed by a visit to a&e 😬"

More like a taxidermist….

… not a morning person 🤣🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman
over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

My ex husband used to think it was hilarious to slap his morning boner on my face while screaming “ALARM COCK”

Just another reason he’s my ex husband

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By *ayRyuMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

"I can imagine it's closely followed by a visit to a&e 😬

More like a taxidermist….

… not a morning person 🤣🤣"

I'm taking note of that 😉

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is"

That’s where she punches you in the face

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is"

The balls get a good strong twist

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By *he KakapoMan
over a year ago

A nice rock

"I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is

That’s where she punches you in the face

The face would be a win in that scenario

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By *olfandtazCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Nope! Another weird trend I should imagine

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

"I shudder thinking of what the snooze button is

That’s where she punches you in the face

The face would be a win in that scenario "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a light sleeper so they wouldn’t even get close.

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