FabSwingers.com forum: Overheard conversations!

By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

What's your best?

Mine was on the train once, it was a rainy day. Overheard this lass talking to her friend... I'm soaked and not in a good way

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By *aizyWoman
17 weeks ago

west midlands

I was sitting outside a cafe once, at a table next to me were a couple having a quiet but heated argument, I was enthralled. She asked him outright if he was gay, he got really upset by this question and said, I'm not, we've been married 18 yrs why would you ask me that? She replied, well I did walk in on you watching that on your own last night. This is where it got a bit confusing for me, he replied, I was watching it because it reminds me of my mum, you know how much I miss her. My mind was ticking over trying to work out what he had been watching, it took her a while to reply but eventually she said, I understand about your mum, but watching The Great British Sewing Bee on your own is very odd!

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By *oodmessMan
17 weeks ago

yumsville

Yeah, Barry, hi, it's Jim... Jimmy Nesbitt. Hi.

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By *uskWandererMan
17 weeks ago

Ormskirk

I was sat in work one day and could hear the general talk buzz about. Someone mentioned they were going to Pompey.

So the conversation went on about those poor people and what happened. Only for me to hear,

"Yea, really awful. Glad that they aren't a thing anymore."

I glanced back and raised an eyebrow as someone piped up, "What isn't?"

"Volcanoes of course." Came the reply with a roll of her eyes.

I wish she'd been joking...

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By *oodmessMan
17 weeks ago

yumsville

" The Great British Sewing Bee on your own is very odd!

How utterly up tight is she lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
17 weeks ago

East Sussex

I posted mine yesterday.

A woman dressed in my little pony dungarees got on the bus I was on yesterday and announced that her mother is 'a lump of shit'. The man with her replied as if he'd been asked the date "it's the 7th of August".

Somehow this calmed her down 🤷‍♀️

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By *aizyWoman
17 weeks ago

west midlands

" The Great British Sewing Bee on your own is very odd!

How utterly up tight is she lol"

I know, right!?! She was really angry about it, it was weird!

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By *ool QuipWoman
17 weeks ago

Cheadle

At work I walked past a manager on a phone and caught him saying the phrase "but what about genitalia?" My mind whirred the rest of the shift, where on a fag break I mentioned it to a coworker. They looked at me askew and said do you mean Gemma Taylor who has phoned in sick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
17 weeks ago

" The Great British Sewing Bee on your own is very odd!

How utterly up tight is she lol

I know, right!?! She was really angry about it, it was weird!"

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

"I was sitting outside a cafe once, at a table next to me were a couple having a quiet but heated argument, I was enthralled. She asked him outright if he was gay, he got really upset by this question and said, I'm not, we've been married 18 yrs why would you ask me that? She replied, well I did walk in on you watching that on your own last night. This is where it got a bit confusing for me, he replied, I was watching it because it reminds me of my mum, you know how much I miss her. My mind was ticking over trying to work out what he had been watching, it took her a while to reply but eventually she said, I understand about your mum, but watching The Great British Sewing Bee on your own is very odd!

😂😂😂

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By *till gameMan
17 weeks ago

two doors down

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By *d mirerMan
17 weeks ago

lost

I overheard my neighbours about two weeks ago , a row spilled out into the garden .

Her …. You’re a cunt , you think I’m a cunt ?

Him …… noooo

Her ….. you like every other cunt more than me

Him…… I only want a cuddle

Her …… (indecipherable) apart from more cunt

Me …. Cough

Her …….. fucks sake , see ??? Cunt

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