FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck machines

By *hat and fun OP Man
13 weeks ago

fareham

Please help me as never used one watched them on porn videos

Do you like them or not?

Just wondered what your thoughts are on them thanks

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By *asterMeliodasMan
13 weeks ago

Newmill

My wife had one used on her in a meet the other week and absolutely loved it, so I'm currently looking at options for buying one.

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By *ay W. BeauWoman
13 weeks ago

Wolvo

They look sooo cool on the vids ive seen on here. Would love to give one a go.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
13 weeks ago

Reading

I was really excited to try one. Rather disappointed.

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By *andG2024Couple
13 weeks ago

Atherstone

Think we would like to try one however joe the hell do you hide something so big in a family house

Anyone want to hire on out lol

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By *eordieJeansCouple
13 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Sarah Connor when the T-800 rocked up.

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By *lder funCouple
13 weeks ago

tottenham

Always wanted to try one

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By *tsJustKateWoman
13 weeks ago

London

Had the pleasure to use one and it was a big pleasure. Would love to buy one but nowhere to hide it lol.

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By *otlips322020Woman
11 weeks ago

Liverpool

I’d love to try one me but never quite got there but I think try anything once and twice if you like it x

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By *rPunxMan
11 weeks ago

Hull

As for the people who are weary of buying one I'd say do it. Some models can be folded away quite discreetly. (There are even ones that are disguised as something else toolboxes,travel cases etc.) I own one but have not had to chance to test it out yet with a willing participant.

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By *ian StephensTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

I have one. Have had for years and I can enjoy it for hours! xx

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By *illie fitMan
11 weeks ago

Bournemouth

There was one on marketplace the other day for sale

One careful owner?

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By *midnight-Woman
11 weeks ago

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I had one used on me... I definitely preferred the real deal, but it was fun to try

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man
11 weeks ago

the moon

I thought I heard my nick name ….

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By *anceAloneWoman
11 weeks ago

Adjacent to him

Weirdly I've just had a first message asking me if I'd like to try...with a picture

I said yes of course and will be meeting him in a layby on the A34 in an hour

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By *.PinderMan
11 weeks ago

Gilberdyke

Nothing beats the real thing in my opinion, however; a sex machine is good for play…. Particularly seeing what the person can take…. turning the thrusts higher and higher.

If your going to purchase one, make sure you get one that can also use your own dildos by strapping them to it or an attachment that the suction end of your dildo can stick on.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"Sarah Connor when the T-800 rocked up."

"Cum with me if you want to live!"

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
11 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"I’d love to try one me but never quite got there but I think try anything once and twice if you like it x"

Very hard to know if you like it without at least 5 attempts- could just be doing it wrong!

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By *s2walesCouple
11 weeks ago

Gwent...

Missus wants to try one.....

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By *nesCouple
11 weeks ago

Milton Keynes, city of dreams

Mines kept on top of the wardrobe, it’s pretty noisy so only gets used when we’re kid free

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By *erfHerder74Man
11 weeks ago

Greenock

Nice idea when your horny

For me I prefer the body warth when getting fcuked

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By *ian StephensTV/TS
11 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

"Nothing beats the real thing in my opinion, however; a sex machine is good for play…. Particularly seeing what the person can take…. turning the thrusts higher and higher.

If your going to purchase one, make sure you get one that can also use your own dildos by strapping them to it or an attachment that the suction end of your dildo can stick on."

You also, unfortunately, cannot go cheap. You need something that can move real slow without stalling, especially with the larger attachments!

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By *hat and fun OP Man
11 weeks ago

fareham

"Weirdly I've just had a first message asking me if I'd like to try...with a picture

I said yes of course and will be meeting him in a layby on the A34 in an hour"

Was it a good meet x

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
11 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Tape a dildo to a bike machine......🤣🤣

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
11 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

"Think we would like to try one however joe the hell do you hide something so big in a family house

Anyone want to hire on out lol "

I’ve got an inflatable one, but sadly it vibrates rather than thrusts

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
11 weeks ago

Sunderland

I thought this was a thread about what John Conner said to the Terminator 🥁

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
6 weeks ago

Norwich

"Sarah Connor when the T-800 rocked up.

"Cum with me if you want to live!""

Live with me if you want to cum. Actual Arnie quote from one of his one man shows.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
6 weeks ago

Bradford

We have a ufuc pro 2, it's a good bit of kit but luna isn't a fan of it on its own but loves it when I'm involved.

Mr H

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By *ecky and justCouple
6 weeks ago

Godalming

We have one, the ‘Willy Wanka Pro2’..

it stays permanently assembled and set up in the playroom..

it’s a giggle and good fun for an interlude..

Becky likes it and I’m quite partial, but the real thing is always preferred..

Ours can have a really long stroke if adjusted to maximum and is brutally powerful.!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
6 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I’m a mechanical engineer and I utter ‘fuck machines’ nearly every day…

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville

Only used one once and she seemed to be going through the motions rather than enjoying it. For the price of them you could buy a whole lot of stuff.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Ryde

With sex-machines, they typify the old adage that you only get what you pay for. Sure, you can pick one up for about £100 (the very same as those going for less on certain Chinese sites) but it just won't have the "oomph" of more expensive ones, with motors which will either stall or burn-out when put through their paces.

Sure, it might go like shit-off-a-shovel when being demonstrated without a human being on the business-end of it, but when having to cope with the fleshy confines of a snatch or an anus (stop giggling at the back!) it's likely to run into trouble. In short, it'll get in the shit when it's... well, in the shit.

Those who are mechanically minded are advised to make one using the motor from a car windscreen wiper, as they're really durable units and won't hit a wall when the action heats up.

Other than that, spend at least three times the price you would pay out for a cheap one. They'll last longer, and will allow for more varied play.

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By *ecky and justCouple
6 weeks ago

Godalming

The weightier the base the better unless you’re planning on attaching it to furniture.

Ours is heavy and sits on a non slip mat..

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By *utdoorsquirtcplCouple
6 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Mrs tried one at a club, I must admit it was hectic, very powerful but fun. I did warn the owner to put sheets down. He didn't, the room got a soaking and everyone who watched was shocked. Bambi had nothing on me hahaha. Couldn't walk straight for ages

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By *tlanshiaWoman
6 weeks ago

Chatham

I love them. They don't stop. They just keep going and then your begging for them to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

I am one

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By *illithsApprenticeTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Tetbury

I bought one a few weeks ago and love it

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By *lecom1Couple
6 weeks ago

Stornoway

Yes we recently got a flashlight attachment for ours. Also a suction pad as well.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
6 weeks ago

Leeds

Everytime I see a thread about these, I always expect it to be someone raging about a 2d printer. But it never is.

The mr

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By *orthern BeardMan
6 weeks ago

Banbury

I meet someone now and again who has one and she swears by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

It’s something I’d love to see in action

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By *ngelLordCouple
6 weeks ago

Newport

Would love to give it a try

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By *hat and fun OP Man
5 weeks ago

fareham

Love this has opened back up x

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By *otuseater11Man
5 weeks ago

IRVINE

Me and the ex wife had one years back and she definitely loved it

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By *hat and fun OP Man
5 weeks ago

fareham

I guess it’s like the lady said it don’t stop it’s just keeps giving x

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By *iss_KateTV/TS
5 weeks ago

Redhill

I love mine

Not so good when you get a power cut!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
5 weeks ago

London

Would like to try one, they look like a good time

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By *ornucopiaMan
5 weeks ago

Bexley

"Round and round went the big brass wheel...

...In and out went the prick of steel..."

Unfortunately it ended in disaster!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I enjoy watching people on the Sybian at Ruby Slippers.

Never fancied it for myself though 💜

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By *imples24Man
5 weeks ago

tamworth

Happy to be a fuck machine 🙋🏻‍♂️

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