FabSwingers.com forum: How do I become a hot hung fanny basher?

By *iddlesticks OP Man
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is there an application form?

Will training be provided?

Is the training accredited to an apprenticeship.

What’s the uniform?

So many questions.

What else do I need to consider?

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By *a LunaWoman
29 weeks ago

South Wales

Is mileage paid?

Do you get travelling time?

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By *lynJMan
29 weeks ago

Morden

"Is there an application form?

Will training be provided?

Is the training accredited to an apprenticeship.

What’s the uniform?

So many questions.

What else do I need to consider?

🤠"

While training, will fanny be provided or do you have to provide your own?

Will fanny be annoyed?

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By *illy IdolMan
29 weeks ago

Midlands

You move to Saudi Arabia

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By *ustamanMan
29 weeks ago

weymouth

Piece rate or day rate?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is mileage paid?

Do you get travelling time?

All very valid, I’d have to take out business use insurance.

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By *hinstrapMan
29 weeks ago

sheffield

Is it monthly pay or so you have to do a week in hand.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is there an application form?

Will training be provided?

Is the training accredited to an apprenticeship.

What’s the uniform?

So many questions.

What else do I need to consider?

🤠

While training, will fanny be provided or do you have to provide your own?

Will fanny be annoyed?"

Apparently there are lots of on line training resources.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Step 1: be hung.

Well, thats me out

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By *hinstrapMan
29 weeks ago

sheffield

Is there an written exam or just an oral exam?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
29 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I heard that the Open University provides a home study course on this…

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By *inger_SnapWoman
29 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Selection process requires Minimum height, ab and dick requirements surely?

The 6/6/6 plus club.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Selection process requires Minimum height, ab and dick requirements surely?

The 6/6/6 plus club. "

Ooh problem.

Well I think I’ve got the last one covered off.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Selection process requires Minimum height, ab and dick requirements surely?

The 6/6/6 plus club. "

Well, 2/3 aint bad haha

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By *lynJMan
29 weeks ago

Morden

"Is there an application form?

Will training be provided?

Is the training accredited to an apprenticeship.

What’s the uniform?

So many questions.

What else do I need to consider?

🤠

While training, will fanny be provided or do you have to provide your own?

Will fanny be annoyed?

Apparently there are lots of on line training resources.

Surely a hands on approach is better.

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By *uckyNineMan
29 weeks ago

prescot

Is there a buddy system with regards to this training

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
29 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

For me it came naturally, perhaps it's in my Jeans.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

First, you need a hot hung fanny.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
29 weeks ago

Essex

"Is it monthly pay or so you have to do a week in hand. "

I think he’s trying to stop working “in hand” 🤣🤣🤣

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By *uckurcumMan
29 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

I'd inspect you to see if your hung for starters then point you in the right training course 😀

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Is it monthly pay or so you have to do a week in hand.

I think he’s trying to stop working “in hand” 🤣🤣🤣"

Although I’m concerned about tax issues. I’m imagining it’s PAYE.

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

Find a woman who makes you feel like one.

Easy.

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By *orningGlory555Man
29 weeks ago

Wells

Are responsible for any damages to said Fanny’s during training?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Find a woman who makes you feel like one.

Easy."

Ooh you’re good.

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By *ripfillMan
29 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

“Teaching by example “ …. Seems to work

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By *eliWoman
29 weeks ago

"Find a woman who makes you feel like one.

Easy.

Ooh you’re good. "

Not the first time I've heard that lately.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
29 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Reincarnation.

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By *ortyairCouple
29 weeks ago

Wallasey

I've literally stuck a pic up of my hot hung fanny just this morning.

Have a peek and tell me if I'm qualified to apply for a trainer position at your Hot Hung Fanny Academy. If I am when would I start and how many trainees would I expect to tutor in Hot Hung Fanny Bashing on a daily basis?

Waiting eagerly for your response, Mrs x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've literally stuck a pic up of my hot hung fanny just this morning.

Waiting eagerly for your response, Mrs x"

Can you confirm that you’ve done the Fannies for Bashing induction course?

Also do you have any allergies and do you have your 10m breaststroke swimming badge for moving onto advanced hot tub fanny bashing.

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By *ortyairCouple
29 weeks ago

Wallasey

"I've literally stuck a pic up of my hot hung fanny just this morning.

Waiting eagerly for your response, Mrs x

Can you confirm that you’ve done the Fannies for Bashing induction course?

Also do you have any allergies and do you have your 10m breaststroke swimming badge for moving onto advanced hot tub fanny bashing.

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Confirm I've done the induction course, I only co-authored it.

Not allergic to anything I know of. Yes I can swim at least 10 meters but not sure about the buoyancy of my boob's anymore. At my age I think they could do with inflating a little bit but sure they will suffice for training purposes.

Mrs x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
29 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

According to Urban .

fanny basher

term for lesbian.

derogatory?

she's a right fanny basher, her.

Step 1. Remove Cock

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By *oxesMan
29 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

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By *oxesMan
29 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

"Is there an application form?

Will training be provided?

Is the training accredited to an apprenticeship.

What’s the uniform?

So many questions.

What else do I need to consider?

🤠

While training, will fanny be provided or do you have to provide your own?

Will fanny be annoyed?"

Fleshlight?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

What else do I need to consider?

🤠"

You can’t always get what you want.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
29 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

What else do I need to consider?

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You can’t always get what you want. "

I haven’t even enrolled on the course yet.

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