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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London

What a perfect beautiful day to be kind and generous. 🔆🌻🤩

Please, share with the beginners the more common two-word messages on Fab. 🤘

It is a big writing and overthinking saving and a passport to success. 🛟🏆

Newbies, You're more than welcome 💋

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London

My favourite

You free

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

WU U2?

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By *altandPepper24Couple
26 weeks ago

Liverpool

Meet now

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

Want fuck

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

Is it a question? Is it a statement? Keep them guessing, with linguistic ambiguity and a lack of punctuation!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

Come here

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Here'sssssss Chunky.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

You’re stunning (usually “your stunning”)

(Absolutely ridiculous )

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

Destroy you!

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By *hesubtlegentMan
26 weeks ago

surrey

You’re beautiful

(To a profile with no face photos)

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By *bi HaiveMan
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26 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

But why?

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By *he KakapoMan
26 weeks ago

A nice rock

Any fun?

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By *uckyNineMan
26 weeks ago

prescot


"WU U2?"

Definitely my personal favorite

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By *uskWandererMan
26 weeks ago

Ormskirk

Surprised not been said but...

Hey there.

As opposed to "Hello There" which is perfectly acceptable

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By *eordieJeansCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Bum fun?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
26 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Like BBC?

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

Can I

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"You’re beautiful

(To a profile with no face photos) "

Hahaha Sexy pics

Great profile (to a not a word description profile)

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By *r_selfridge999Man
26 weeks ago

cannock

Had a few “want sucking”

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By *olfandtazCouple
26 weeks ago

Bristol

U free?

Fancy now?

Wanna fuck?

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"Surprised not been said but...

Hey there.

As opposed to "Hello There" which is perfectly acceptable"

Two options solid and perfectly legit.

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
26 weeks ago

Not in UK currently

You ok

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By *hinstrapMan
26 weeks ago

Barnsley

Want sucking?

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By *hinstrapMan
26 weeks ago

Barnsley

How's you

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

Send bobs

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By *eordieJeansCouple
26 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

“Any good?” Accompanied by a dick that looks like it’s made of wood chip wallpaper.

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
26 weeks ago

Not in UK currently

Hi luv

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"You ok"

Public choice award🏆

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

Hi mate

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

Want sucking?

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By *hinstrapMan
26 weeks ago

Barnsley

Show vaj

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
26 weeks ago

Not in UK currently

Fuck yeah

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Great tits!’ 😜

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
26 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

In hotel

Passing by

I'm horny

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"“Any good?” Accompanied by a dick that looks like it’s made of wood chip wallpaper."

Hahaha or worst, felt 😖

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

Love BBC

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
26 weeks ago

Not in UK currently

Yes please

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

So sexy

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"‘Great tits!’ 😜"

Thank you

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"So sexy "

So you are x

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

Hi bro

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
26 weeks ago

Not in UK currently

Mmmmm babe

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends


"So sexy

So you are x "

You flirt.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

Can accom?

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26 weeks ago

I'm wonko

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

Suck u

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"So sexy

So you are x

You flirt. "

Kick, Snap?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

Actually realising that the messages I receive are truly hilarious.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends


"So sexy

So you are x

You flirt.

Kick, Snap? "

Veronica, keep playing and you can get this Dick.

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By *altandPepper24Couple
26 weeks ago

Liverpool


"What a perfect beautiful day to be kind and generous. 🔆🌻🤩

Please, share with the beginners the more common two-word messages on Fab. 🤘

It is a big writing and overthinking saving and a passport to success. 🛟🏆

Not two words but the ‘bet I can make you cum more than your partner’ is what made us focus on just women and block men

Newbies, You're more than welcome 💋"

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan
26 weeks ago

York


"Had a few “want sucking” "

Used to get a lot of those when I worked away-until I blocked single guys from messaging!

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By *osey WalesMan
26 weeks ago

.

You'll do.

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By *a LunaWoman
26 weeks ago

South Wales

Nice tits

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends


"Nice tits"

Btw I literally LOVE your pfp. That nose ring 🙂‍↕️

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By *ornycougaWoman
26 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Fuck now

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By *ornycougaWoman
26 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Oi Oi

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

Wuu 2

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By *a LunaWoman
26 weeks ago

South Wales


"Nice tits

Btw I literally LOVE your pfp. That nose ring 🙂‍↕️"

Thank you Pickles ☺️

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"So sexy

So you are x

You flirt.

Kick, Snap?

Veronica, keep playing and you can get this Dick. "

Sorry Steve, that's 7 too many words.

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

Hey bby

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By *oiluvfunMan
26 weeks ago

Penrith

Wank/suck fun?

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey bby"

Hey sugar

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands


"Hey bby

Hey sugar "

Wuu2?

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

I’m nearby

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"I’m nearby

"

If only.

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey bby

Hey sugar

Wuu2?"

Fancy oral?

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By *hrek101Man
26 weeks ago

Herts

..... ......

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By *hesubtlegentMan
26 weeks ago

surrey

The worst I’ve had which makes me want to vom is “play daddy?” 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

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By *airyboxMan
26 weeks ago

sheffield


"“Any good?” Accompanied by a dick that looks like it’s made of wood chip wallpaper.

Hahaha or worst, felt 😖"

Who wraps their dick in woodchip… ?? Oh well there’s a kink for everyone lol

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By *d mirerMan
26 weeks ago

lost

Cock pics ?

🤦‍♂️🤬

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Good morning/afternoon/evening

Or is that boring..mmm

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By *o againTV/TS
26 weeks ago

swansea

"Dressed"

"You ok"

Fuckwits....

Jo x

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends


"So sexy

So you are x

You flirt.

Kick, Snap?

Veronica, keep playing and you can get this Dick.

Sorry Steve, that's 7 too many words."

It’s ok I don’t really mean any of it

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By *hilloutMan
26 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I really wouldn't know as I don't receive unsolicited messages.

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"I really wouldn't know as I don't receive unsolicited messages."

Check inbox

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By *inger_SnapWoman
26 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Hello trouble

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"Hello trouble

"

Classic 🏛️

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
26 weeks ago

Markfield

Hey you

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"I really wouldn't know as I don't receive unsolicited messages."

Me neither. :P

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey you"

I'm shaggy.

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends


"Hey you"

That’s literally my favourite

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By *eyond PurityCouple
26 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Cam now?

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oi fatty.

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By *ayjay39777Man
26 weeks ago

Warrington

Hi WUU2 🤢

More impressed that emojis are now working in the forums now 😅🤣👌🏼

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

Oh wow!

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh wow!"

I only did that once

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends

So hot

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

love you .

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By *uckurcumMan
26 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Cam now

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

You available

Hi beautiful

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By *ripfillMan
26 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

…hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

From closeted straight men:to me

You free?

Free now?

Hey!

Want draining?

Can I suck you?

Nice Pics!

I’m near!

Wanna fuck?

Just once, would I welcome those messages from a woman! Lol! 😜

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By *usbandandktCouple
26 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Very recently “will reward”

followed on the same day by someone else with

“smash now?”

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Just now…..

“Used knickers?”

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Very recently “will reward”

followed on the same day by someone else with

“smash now?”

"

Was their user name 'Hulk'?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"Just now…..

“Used knickers?”"

I'd respond with "Yes, I have used them, many times in the past."

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By *ir tootMan
26 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

Why me?

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill

I mean...I in general, not I me.

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Just now…..

“Used knickers?”

I'd respond with "Yes, I have used them, many times in the past.""

I’m not even engaging in conversation

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
26 weeks ago

Reading


"You’re stunning (usually “your stunning”)

(Absolutely ridiculous )"

Omg he messages me too!

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"Just now…..

“Used knickers?”

I'd respond with "Yes, I have used them, many times in the past."

I’m not even engaging in conversation "

Yeah, definitely not suggesting that to you specifically. It was more of a "that would be a funny way to respond if one were going to respond at all."

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By *inxy777Woman
26 weeks ago

essex

You horny

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By *oll_Face_xxWoman
26 weeks ago

Dollywood


"You ok

Public choice award🏆"

I've never felt so concerned about with the multiple you ok messages 😂

I usually say I think I am but others will probably tell you otherwise 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Fill you?

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By *oll_Face_xxWoman
26 weeks ago

Dollywood

Free now ?

When my profile says I don't just meet 😬

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By *ustamanMan
26 weeks ago

weymouth

Common one sent to me 'hows u'

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By *orningGlory555Man
26 weeks ago

Wells

Blow job

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
26 weeks ago

Stoke

Lucky guy

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By *he Silver FuxMan
26 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

I thought I had accidentally flicked over to my Fab Inbox 😬

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
26 weeks ago

Markfield


"Hey you

I'm shaggy. "

Oh yes!

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Free now ?

When my profile says I don't just meet 😬"

You want people to read profiles???

Tut tut tut.

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By *rispyDuckMan
26 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I’m hungry

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Hey you

I'm shaggy.

Oh yes! "

I was going to send that to you, but we've never chatted before so didn't know if you'd see the funny side of it.

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
26 weeks ago

Not in UK currently

Face pics?

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

marry me .

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlongMan
26 weeks ago

Ends


"marry me ."

Ay yo…

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan
26 weeks ago

Always on the move

"So, anal?"

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
26 weeks ago

Next Door

Bareback fucking

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Feeling concupiscent?

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By *heCelticGentMan
26 weeks ago

Kempston

Why use two words when a simple “FaF?” Gets to the crux of the issue?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
26 weeks ago

North West

Hey x

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By *oxesMan
26 weeks ago

Southend, Essex

Suk cok?

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"marry me ."

Classic II 🏛️

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"Lucky guy "

Classic III 🏛️

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Lucky guy

Classic III 🏛️"

Lovely lips.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

Free now?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
26 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Hello trouble

Classic 🏛️"

One of my most hated

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By *asterMeliodasMan
26 weeks ago

Newmill


"Lucky guy

Classic III 🏛️"

I've legit had messages before from people for the sole purpose of asking me how to contact my wife.

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By *ollybirdWoman
26 weeks ago

east Cork

[Removed by poster at 08/08/24 16:22:22]

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By *ollybirdWoman
26 weeks ago

east Cork

Take this (d*ck pic included)🥴

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

I do

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By *rispyDuckMan
26 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Supporter code?

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

Help me

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By *ife NinjaMan
26 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Ooh, boobies

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
26 weeks ago

Newcastle

Free tonight?

Meet now?

Nice tits

How’s you?

You ok?

How much?

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26 weeks ago


"Free tonight?

Meet now?

Nice tits

How’s you?

You ok?

How much?

"

Must be doing something wrong never used any of those!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Nice shoes

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

’Ow do.

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ey up.

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By *hunky GentMan
26 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Claim PPI

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
26 weeks ago

Bromley

Social sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Fuck off

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By *cLovin2Man
26 weeks ago

Reading


"Free tonight?

Meet now?

Nice tits

How’s you?

You ok?

How much?

"

Did you ever respond to the how much one with £10,000 per hour?

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By *cLovin2Man
26 weeks ago

Reading

Personal favourites:

Anal yes?

Send nudes

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
26 weeks ago

Newcastle


"Free tonight?

Meet now?

Nice tits

How’s you?

You ok?

How much?

Did you ever respond to the how much one with £10,000 per hour?"

No, they got reported and blocked

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By *s MariposaWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex

‘Nice tits’

You can't even see them

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By *arkSovereignMan
26 weeks ago

Lancashire

BJ tonight?

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
26 weeks ago

Bromley


"‘Nice tits’

You can't even see them "

Damn!

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By *s MariposaWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex


"‘Nice tits’

You can't even see them

Damn! "

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By *ermite12ukMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

You cumming?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Taps aff.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
26 weeks ago

Bromley


"‘Nice tits’

You can't even see them

Damn!

"

Incredibly alluring pictures to make me interested in a personal inspection.

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By *viatrixWoman
26 weeks ago

Redhill

Want fun

I’m in a holidaymakers hotspot (not necessarily by choice) and I am being BOMBARDED. 😒

U free

Fuck now

Etc

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
26 weeks ago

Bromley


"Want fun

I’m in a holidaymakers hotspot (not necessarily by choice) and I am being BOMBARDED. 😒

U free

Fuck now

Etc "

But are you having a crackin holiday?

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By *s MariposaWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex


"Taps aff."

Not sure what this means 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
26 weeks ago

Bromley


"Taps aff.

Not sure what this means 🤷🏻‍♀️"

🤔🤔🤔

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By *viatrixWoman
26 weeks ago

Redhill


"Want fun

I’m in a holidaymakers hotspot (not necessarily by choice) and I am being BOMBARDED. 😒

U free

Fuck now

Etc

But are you having a crackin holiday?"

I kinda am, but parking arrangements have me all stressed out in all honesty.

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By *cLovin2Man
26 weeks ago

Reading


"Taps aff.

Not sure what this means 🤷🏻‍♀️"

He's Scottish, it's a foreign language up there.

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By *ddie1966Man
26 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Ayup luv....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"He's Scottish, it's a foreign language up there."

I’m English, so I can translate.

“It’s unseasonably sunny, we must all make the most of it before the weather changes and remove our shirts. Right now. Also, pass the tonic wine would you?”

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By *s MariposaWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex


"He's Scottish, it's a foreign language up there.

I’m English, so I can translate.

“It’s unseasonably sunny, we must all make the most of it before the weather changes and remove our shirts. Right now. Also, pass the tonic wine would you?”"

Thank you for the explanation… I think I understand

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Aww the first one this morning was

“lookum milkers”

Romantic forester speak for I like your tits

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By *ffervescentMan
26 weeks ago

winfrith

mine NOW.

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By *aidbacklover2021Man
26 weeks ago

perth

Would you

Do you

can you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Aww the first one this morning was “lookum milkers” Romantic forester speak for I like your tits "

Gotta admit, that’s a new one on me. And kind of endearing, in its own special way.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“Nice sick”

I get that one quite often. I can only hope it’s down to an autocorrect moment.

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By *s MariposaWoman
26 weeks ago

Essex


"“Nice sick”

I get that one quite often. I can only hope it’s down to an autocorrect moment. "

😂

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By *oll_Face_xxWoman
26 weeks ago

Dollywood


"Free now ?

When my profile says I don't just meet 😬

You want people to read profiles???

Tut tut tut.

"

I know im such a needy & demanding muppet 😂

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By *vaRose43Woman
26 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"Aww the first one this morning was “lookum milkers” Romantic forester speak for I like your tits

Gotta admit, that’s a new one on me. And kind of endearing, in its own special way."

You have to say it in a really broad Gloucestershire accent for the full effect

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By *cLovin2Man
26 weeks ago

Reading


"He's Scottish, it's a foreign language up there.

I’m English, so I can translate.

“It’s unseasonably sunny, we must all make the most of it before the weather changes and remove our shirts. Right now. Also, pass the tonic wine would you?”"

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London

I did a 2-WORD experiment

Atm, I keep 840 unread yellow messages in my inbox. I checked the last 150 and made a list of the two-word messages I found there.

A

The result is approx 46 2-words per 150 messages. Close to 32% An absolute winner when is time to message somebody for the first time. In my case, the ratio of success was 150:ZERO success replying

LIST

Stunning (2)

Hi sexy (2)

Hey x (2)

Aussie here

Have’u Telegram

How’s u tonight

Watchme selffuck

U ok?

Hi xx

Good morning

Too sexy

Hi there

Pimp me

Wanna comeround

Absolute beauty

Hey gorgeous

Hello Gorgeous

Hiyaaa

Hello beautiful

Evening x

Hello sexy

Hi x

Simply stunning

Great Profile

Nice pics

Nice profile

Up to much?

Nice profile.

Hello Darling

How’s you?

Wanna meet?

Looking hot

Wow x

Looking amazing

Wuu2

Stunning

How’s it going

Evening Veronica

Behaving tonight?

Hey u ok?

Alright darling

You hidden

Free tonight

Looking 4fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"I did a 2-WORD experiment

Atm, I keep 840 unread yellow messages in my inbox. I checked the last 150 and made a list of the two-word messages I found there.

A

The result is approx 46 2-words per 150 messages. Close to 32% An absolute winner when is time to message somebody for the first time. In my case, the ratio of success was 150:ZERO success replying

LIST

Stunning (2)

Hi sexy (2)

Hey x (2)

Have’u Telegram

How’s u tonight

"

I mean technically these are three words, so it’s skewing your statistics!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
26 weeks ago

The Continental

Wanna bang?

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By *eronicaExplorer OP   Woman
26 weeks ago

London


"I did a 2-WORD experiment

Atm, I keep 840 unread yellow messages in my inbox. I checked the last 150 and made a list of the two-word messages I found there.

A

The result is approx 46 2-words per 150 messages. Close to 32% An absolute winner when is time to message somebody for the first time. In my case, the ratio of success was 150:ZERO success replying

LIST

Stunning (2)

Hi sexy (2)

Hey x (2)

Have’u Telegram

How’s u tonight

I mean technically these are three words, so it’s skewing your statistics!

"

(2) it's the number of times the same message was found it. you seem.to be a very easygoing guy

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By *heGateKeeperMan
26 weeks ago

Stratford

Hubba hubba

Wanna fuck

Suck me

You DTF?

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By *ekked JackMan
26 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

Had someone message me first, a profile I'd never engaged with and they lived 400 or so miles away.

Message.... fuck off. 🙄

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