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How many times have you farted today?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Ends

Just a guess?

Do they all smell?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I haven’t kept an exact tally but I did have onions last night so there has admittedly been a not inconsiderable amount of gaseous activity centred around my rear end on this fine day….

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

….oh and by Jesus! They are as malodorous as a Hades sewer 👍🏻

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By *ondonlad_88Man
25 weeks ago

south East

Lmao...

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By *olfandtazCouple
25 weeks ago

Bristol

Have we really run out of topics to discuss to get to this point?

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Have we really run out of topics to discuss to get to this point? "

No I just haven’t stopped farting today

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By *ust want fun 888Man
25 weeks ago

nearby

This is worse than Facebook, just going for a piss BRB

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"This is worse than Facebook, just going for a piss BRB"

Make sure you post a pic or it didn’t happen.

Please don't though.

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By *arkSovereignMan
25 weeks ago

Lancashire

I had jacket potato with cheese and extra beans for lunch, sooo i’ll let you use your imagination for this one

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By *naswingdressWoman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Really? 😅

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Have we really run out of topics to discuss to get to this point?

No I just haven’t stopped farting today"

Did you have onions last night to Pickles?

They should carry a danger warning!

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By *HUSH-Man
25 weeks ago

London

I’ve farted today. Smells like roses 🌹

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Just the once. It felt soooooo good ♥️

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"This is worse than Facebook, just going for a piss BRB"

Make sure to dry the drips.

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By *igi25Woman
25 weeks ago

worcs

I was told the forums were a great place, now this has be rethinking 🙈

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Delighted my offspring recently discovered 1000 farts on Spotify. It lasts for an hour.

Mrs TMN x

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By *avexxMan
25 weeks ago

cheshire

time for a break i think

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I was told the forums were a great place, now this has be rethinking 🙈"

It gets better…

* this may also be a lie 🤣

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By *rispyDuckMan
25 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

👀

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Delighted my offspring recently discovered 1000 farts on Spotify. It lasts for an hour.

Mrs TMN x"

My daughter tells Alexa to make fart sounds occasionally

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Ends


"Have we really run out of topics to discuss to get to this point?

No I just haven’t stopped farting today

Did you have onions last night to Pickles?

They should carry a danger warning! "

I didn’t! But I had banana and porridge this morning

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By *undee2Man
25 weeks ago

Dundee

I didn't realise that the jar of hot chilli sauce I ate last night was dated August 2023.

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By *rAndMrsLilCouple
25 weeks ago

Barnsley

Too many to count!

Side note, the 2 of us were in the middle of foreplay last night when the dog, who sleeps on the floor in our bedroom pet out such a toxic fart that it immediately killed the mood

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By *rAndMrsLilCouple
25 weeks ago

Barnsley


"Too many to count!

Side note, the 2 of us were in the middle of foreplay last night when the dog, who sleeps on the floor in our bedroom pet out such a toxic fart that it immediately killed the mood "

*Let out

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By *hortarseWoman
25 weeks ago

Norfolk

I've had a curry today. When you have IBS wind comes from both ends

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By *ickleTheWonderSchlong OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Ends


"I've had a curry today. When you have IBS wind comes from both ends "

My favourite comment

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By *ickshawedCouple
25 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

A goodly number. But not as many as the daughter. I think a rat crawled up her butt and died, as hers have been utterly disgusting the last few days

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By *outhern77Man
25 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Just a guess?

Do they all smell?"

Regretfully, I didn't count for You OP but it was a fair amount .. I can't answer as to smell as I was on a Hilltop in Wales (But no Aircraft crashed so Guessing it wasn't too bad)

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